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Chef Tony's Miracle Blades.
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Has anyone ever bought them? Or known anyone who has?
How amazing are they?
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haha, i just saw that infomercial today
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Dude, he gives you like a billion dollars in free knives. If I needed knives, or let alone could cook, I think Tony would be the man...
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They are pretty sharp. Those steak knives hes always giving away? One slice and that piece of meat is SLICED. And the filet knife is nice and bendy to cut tomato skins off for fun. I can't cut paper though, I might not be using Chef Tony's miracle paper. They are pretty good for fourty dollars. Made in China too, for that authentic Asian feel when using the Rock n Chop (not really).
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that infomercial is amazing, he just keeps throwing in free knives for like and hour, and the price stays teh same the whole time! completely mind blowing!
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chef tony probably isn't even italian. PHONY
-Dan
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thos things are the shit. what other knives can cut through a boot or re moddle a house?
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those things are rad I can cut through beer cans liek nothing
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tony is phony??? fuck that shit im gonna telephony his phony tony ass right now
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I bought a set, so we'll see when they get here.
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i love that commercial. and i like hte oven one too. SET IT AND FORGET IT!
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i think the oven one is a different one...
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You're thinking of Ronco's knives.
Those things are shit.
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My set is from Cutco. THey are the real deal. Cost a shit load though. But lifetime guarantee and it can do all that shit that Tony did.
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one day i watched like 7 infomertials (spelling?). i think twintipskier1260 was there...it was an info-tastic day.
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my grama has a set. theyre so rad
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speaking of infomercials... I think every single person in the world has seen the gazelle with tony little one. What a classic.
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i dont think anything can beat the trike
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Oh ive seen that one too. Imagine riding one of those. How about eagle eyes?
jibba jabba
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yeah ive got 2 sets of the miracle blade profection series. they ARE THE SHIT
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