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Rank of the states with by penis size

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Phil-X-
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"Our friends at Condomania compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger condoms. Now, I know you’re on the edge of your seat waiting for the results, so without further ado here’s a list of the 50 states ordered by peen size.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi"



Georgia got skipped, thoughts?
Dec 3 2013 7:19PM
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Phil-X-
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Wow OP you really fucked that title up, youre so stupid OP. I bet nobody likes you! Hey everyone, lets laugh at op!!




Dec 3 2013 7:20PM
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Blurst
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Dont care.
Dec 3 2013 7:20PM
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Anathema
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well you see i traveled through north dakota once and bought some condoms.. so i think i helped their average a bit
Dec 3 2013 7:22PM
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Theskiingguy
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So North Dakota does exist...
Dec 3 2013 7:22PM
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Phil-X-
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Better not come walkin around North Dakota with that kinda attitude, cause they'll make it somethin you'll care about
Dec 3 2013 7:23PM
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Karma_Police
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#bitcheslovemyseed
Dec 3 2013 7:25PM
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SFB
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i bet OP lives in mississippi
Dec 3 2013 7:27PM
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Bart.Man
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I'm reluctant to believe the accuracy of this. Just because larger condoms are bought doesn't mean the average penis size is larger. There are a lot of people out there who buy inaccurately sized condoms.

By the way, I'm reppin number 11, so this isn't a post motivated by my baby penis and the need to overcompensate. But seriously, they don't call me tictac for nothing...
Dec 3 2013 7:28PM
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theabortionator
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That's def the most effective way to measure this
Dec 3 2013 7:29PM
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Wallisch_pl
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wow op you really fuxed up
Dec 3 2013 7:29PM
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Spagett+
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Dec 3 2013 7:30PM
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Phil-X-
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I completely agree. also, its from a site that sells condoms so I would think their sales in different states would vary by volume
Dec 3 2013 7:30PM
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whoa-dere
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dc is not a state!
im #13
Dec 3 2013 7:31PM
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PeppermillReno
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Its true if you can use a normal size condom your dick is tiny you don't need to ask any girls or anything.  Magnums are even pretty snug those XXL ones are banging.

Lots of men have extremely tiny penis's though its hardly uncommon.

Good to see my home state crack the top 5.  I'm guessing the reason certain places are way lower is that they have a lot of asians.
Dec 3 2013 8:26PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I live in NY (#9) but a couple years ago I went to Colorado (#11)

That's right folks, more 9/11 stuff!11!!1111111 this is out of control!!!!!1111111111111
Dec 3 2013 8:28PM
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Rafiki
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thanks totalfratmove.com for sponsoring this thread
Dec 3 2013 8:29PM
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Labattski
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Haha is this a joke? Penis size in regard to condom sales...
Dec 3 2013 8:39PM
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jcc03skis
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I'm going to spend my allowance on XL condoms to raise that average.

Bitches going to flee Minnesota after this list.
Dec 3 2013 8:41PM
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SFB
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haha i can imagine the guy calling a tow truck: " yeah i accidentally slid my weiner into this ditch and its really far in there."
Dec 3 2013 8:43PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Lol, whatever dude. No one believes or cares that magnums are supposedly too small for you.
Dec 3 2013 8:44PM
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codyjobo
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Everyone in Georgia is too old to have sex.
Dec 3 2013 8:50PM
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HuckNorris44
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Numbers are messed up because the government is now paying for birth control. No need for rubbers in the oyster ditch.
Dec 3 2013 8:57PM
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Blurst
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Dude figure it out. you gotta live that huge nuts, tiny dick lifestyle.
Dec 3 2013 9:23PM
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40oz.
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Indiana is actually #4 not #42.

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/
Dec 3 2013 9:25PM
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SFB
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holy shit wrong thread.
Dec 3 2013 9:28PM
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hippy.
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OHIO #6 YEAH BITCH EVEN THOUGH MY DICK ISNT THAT BIG BUT HEY MY FRIENDS HAVE BIG DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2013 9:37PM
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dvx100
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Dec 3 2013 9:58PM
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chacha33
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State with the most liars- North Dakota
Dec 3 2013 10:02PM
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coling
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Get a ball sock! It keeps you and another dudes balls from touching when youre two timing a girl
Dec 3 2013 10:17PM
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Laurent.
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In the whole world you guys are still pretty far down the list.

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Dec 3 2013 10:31PM
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