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Shit on the door

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El_Barto.
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Someone took a shit at school and smeared it on the door. The stench in the bathroom was out of this world. I didnt see the shit on the door until i went to open it to leave. This brown beast was right at eye level

What the fuck?
Dec 3 2013 2:41PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Sounds like my school. This incident has happened at least 3 times this year. I wonder what is wrong with people these days.
Dec 3 2013 2:49PM
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shitpoop
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Wow that was funny as shit.



In my school a kid shit all over the stall, don't even know how he did it without collateral damage.....there was a trail leading to a urinal full of shit too. What a legend.
Dec 3 2013 2:53PM
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Wallisch_pl
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people piss in the garbage cans and sinks here, it's fucking gross
Dec 3 2013 2:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Potentially a mentally handicapped student. Not at all uncommon.
Dec 3 2013 3:13PM
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catsRjerks
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Not as good as the kid that shat in the teachers exhaust... How he managed that I'll never know!
Dec 3 2013 3:15PM
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El_Barto.
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Mexicans dont go to college though
Dec 3 2013 3:18PM
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humpty
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this kid in elementary school shit in the urinal at least 30 times
Dec 3 2013 4:02PM
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whoa-dere
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Hahahahah i can imagine someone putting their butthole up against the exhaust
Dec 3 2013 4:29PM
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Shredsterr
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That's not funny but I laughed at it
Dec 3 2013 5:33PM
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daannnnieel
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a guy i know got drunk at school, took a dump blatantly in the middle of the washroom and continued to pee on literally everything, throw up in the urinal and leave.


Dec 3 2013 6:24PM
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GayWolf420
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pics?
Dec 3 2013 6:28PM
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pmw
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sounds like an issue for the hardly boys! two young whipper snappers with a knack for solving mysteries!
Dec 3 2013 6:31PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Nah, son, he was trying to get anal from the exhaust and it just so happened he pooped
Dec 3 2013 7:26PM
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SFB
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i knew it was you shitting on doors, you have no boundaries do you?
Dec 3 2013 7:29PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Someone put a huge carp in the toilet for a senior prank last year.
Dec 3 2013 7:33PM
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El_Barto.
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Fuck no. I came out and my friend asked me if i saw a dead body. I dont want that shit on my phone
Dec 3 2013 9:05PM
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Theskiingguy
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Ugh, reminds me of walking in on some guy taking a dump in the urinal... Took one glance and walked right out (let me tell you, most awkward eye contact ever)






and 200th post!
Dec 3 2013 10:46PM
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whoa-dere
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was it at school? you should have pretended to go into a stall. then take your phone out and snap a pic of that fool
Dec 3 2013 11:01PM
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coling
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Looks like its time to call the hardly boys!
Dec 3 2013 11:04PM
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Benson.
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Damn, middle school sure was hardcore...
Dec 3 2013 11:10PM
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booniemon
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pics needed
Dec 3 2013 11:16PM
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RonJeremiah
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Looks like the brown bandit strikes again...
Dec 3 2013 11:23PM
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coling
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Somebody embed
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI
Dec 4 2013 12:10AM
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El_Barto.
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lul
Dec 4 2013 1:57AM
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daannnnieel
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I think we were in grade 10 or 11 when this happened.
Dec 4 2013 11:16AM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha i made the amount of likes on this thread 69
Dec 4 2013 11:18AM
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no_steeze
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What a wonderful treat! Now you can snack while you shit
Dec 4 2013 11:33AM
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7-3instacall
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a guy i know shat on the floor right in front of the shitter when he was in grade 7-8


Dec 4 2013 11:43AM
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deleted5
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That's nothing google Yale poopetrator.
Dec 4 2013 11:46AM
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remove
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when I worked at a pool a group for special needs kids rented it out for a night and I literally had to clean shit off of the ceiling. Grossest bathroom I've ever seen. Much puking ensued.
Dec 4 2013 12:02PM
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GayWolf420
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it's all good. I remember in 8th grade, someone dropped a monster log in the urinal. The bathroom was packed with people wanting to look at it. It was a scientific feat
Dec 4 2013 1:05PM
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ABalls
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Oooh you're giving me a raging clue
Dec 4 2013 2:24PM
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Jewschoolers
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some kid at my former school shit on the shower floor. he also raped a girl. his name is tanner collins. do me proud NS
Dec 4 2013 2:26PM
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goodnoooo
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this is somewhat related, but always a great story. when i was in middle school, i sat next to this girl named jessica in science class. she was odd as fuck and never talked to anyone. one day, we had a substitute teacher. i noticed that jessica was doing the potty dance in her chair for like 10 minutes but wouldn't ask the sub to use the bathroom. eventually she stopped moving around in her chair. i look at the ground and its covered in piss.....including my bookbag. i'll never forgive her. i wonder where she is at today.
Dec 4 2013 2:29PM
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k-rob
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one time when i was little my baby sister shit all over the mega bloks and played with it. wasn't that funny, but this thread is hilarious.
Dec 4 2013 2:33PM
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El_Barto.
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Read it twice before i realized you said baby sister not baby sitter.

Baby sitter shit lol
Dec 4 2013 2:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Back on highschool i went into the bathroom to piss and noticed a lone set of feet damgling from under the stall walls. As i piss the overwhelming smell of shit took over. I left and thought nothing of it, just another fool who ate too much mexican food or something. Anyways turns out i was a partial witness to this kid who apperantly smeared shit on all four walls of the stall. What a chode.
Dec 4 2013 3:35PM
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