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PIMP MY CHRISTMAS LIST

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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
NO PLEASE DO NOT SELL MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SEX THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT

I need a christmas list, the one I have right now is absolute shit. I know you newschool mothaphuckas know all the rages and crazes so hook me up with some cool shit

everyone else use these ideas too it's like one huge big kum-bi-yah session

so far I got a pair of vans, a nike hoodie, some black basketball socks (my coach is ocd) and gta 5

+K FO DAYS
Dec 2 2013 9:41PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
you have to have some idea of what you want...
Dec 2 2013 9:50PM
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mrs.tits
Posts: 8 - Karma: 16
how about some new boots, skis, poles, wax, outerwear, saga ,jiberish

hope that helps
Dec 2 2013 9:50PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
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Dec 2 2013 9:54PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
ask for some fine bitches
Dec 2 2013 9:54PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
holy fuck boys, the pussy is up in this thread!
Dec 2 2013 9:56PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
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Dec 2 2013 9:56PM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
ask for da pussy
Dec 2 2013 9:56PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
all under 150 posts, would not bang
Dec 2 2013 10:03PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
Its about the giving, not the getting :^)
Dec 2 2013 10:15PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
get










the




















fuck





















out
Dec 2 2013 10:41PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
DILDOS
Dec 2 2013 10:44PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
not just any dildos but dragon dildos
www.bad-dragon.com
Dec 2 2013 10:51PM
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McShit
Posts: 48 - Karma: 82
ask for a tenga egg
Dec 2 2013 10:52PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Pokemon and Yugioh cards. Preferably the tins.
Dec 3 2013 1:30AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Tuning tools, but I've just been getting super into ski tuning lately so that's just me
Dec 3 2013 1:37AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
ask for a dildo
Dec 3 2013 2:09AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Dikdo
Dec 3 2013 4:21AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
*dildo
Dec 3 2013 4:22AM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Bacon flavored dildos
Dec 3 2013 11:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
have you considered DILDOS
Dec 3 2013 11:24AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
porn subscription
Dec 3 2013 12:06PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Some cologne so you dont smell like a vegan
Dec 3 2013 12:19PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277

Layered Penis form, from Icelandic Horse skin leather, laser cut, and hand assembled for a mere 1400 Euros.

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Dec 3 2013 12:23PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
a flesh light
Dec 3 2013 2:57PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Gtfo. He needs dildos
Dec 3 2013 3:58PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
They make dildos bro
http://www.fleshjack.com/mr-limpy/x-small-pink-mr-limpy/
Dec 3 2013 4:06PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
2 front teeth
Dec 3 2013 5:00PM
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j-bo
Posts: 347 - Karma: 329
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A new backpack from RADpacks
Dec 3 2013 5:18PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
a new helmet, trust me its a good idea. and you could also get a nice used dildo off craigslist
Dec 3 2013 5:20PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
A nice watch.... Or dildos
Dec 3 2013 5:40PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Im actually pretty fucking good at math
Dec 3 2013 6:04PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
dont tell me what he needs.
Dec 3 2013 6:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
hahaha what man
Dec 3 2013 7:28PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51307 - Karma: 158,059
If you can't even think of stuff you probably don't need it.

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Smoke up OP
Dec 3 2013 7:32PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
link plz. a must have for the holidays.
Dec 3 2013 11:59PM
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,082
Nice try Rob Heule
Dec 4 2013 12:09AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Get some fat pow twins
Dec 4 2013 12:12AM
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