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Amazon will use drones for delivery

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whoa-dere
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it looks pretty sweet
Dec 2 2013 12:55AM
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Phil-X-
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Perfect for condoms, 30 minutes to arrive after I order, for about 20 seconds of action
Dec 2 2013 12:56AM
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act.resist
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what that's false, there's no way that could work.
Dec 2 2013 12:58AM
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LoathesRaisins
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I'd air on the side of caution on that one.
Dec 2 2013 1:08AM
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JeremyClarkson
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Id go drone hunting with a shotgun and bag me some loot lol
Dec 2 2013 1:08AM
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Funnel
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Such a great idea. The 60 Minutes segment about Amazon goes into more detail about it. I just wonder who they're going to combat people fucking with them by shooting at them with a BB gun or when it lands. Either way, this will happen within the next decade for sure, more than likely within the next five years. What an incredible company Amazon is.
Dec 2 2013 1:41AM
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TOK
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oh my holy fuck i'm drunk and this makes me think that god is real
Dec 2 2013 1:42AM
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bfulmer
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Hahaha oh man people would steal so much shit. All you'd need to take one of those out is an air rifle



Dec 2 2013 1:44AM
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MothaHucker
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I could rattle off countless problems with this just off the top of my head....

How are they going to prevent theft / tampering with the drones?

What energy source do the units run off of?

How will they travel long distances?

What happens when a drone fucks up an an order is lost?

Will each order be shipped out in a new one of those fancy ass hardshell plastic boxes?


...I'm calling bullshit on this one as of now.
It is a cool idea and I have no doubt this will be implemented in the future but as of now this is way too poorly thought out to become reality in the next few years.
Dec 2 2013 1:58AM
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Malcolm
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I'll buy a farm just outside one of their warehouses and shoot drones down
Dec 2 2013 2:05AM
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whoa-dere
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for theft, im sure they'll figure their shit out.
quadrotor drones have been out there for a while, energy is not a problem
they will probably only do deliveries in the same state
idk
plastic is incredibly cheap
Dec 2 2013 2:05AM
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McShit
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this is so fucking illegal its not even funny
Dec 2 2013 2:21AM
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1440ski
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According to Amazon's website they said they will be ready by 2015 that is if the FAA gets the law side of it all figured out.
Dec 2 2013 2:42AM
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-MK-
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No way this is a thing... And how much would it cost?
Dec 2 2013 2:54AM
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.Apex.
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Awesome concept but nothing would stop me from stealing or destroying those little fuckers.
Dec 2 2013 4:04AM
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.Apex.
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Also this is obviously a publicity stunt to say "Hey look how neat and innovative our company is" and no one will bat an eye when 2015 comes and there aren't any updates on this.
Dec 2 2013 4:05AM
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My dog would murder one of those.
Dec 2 2013 4:33AM
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MLJ
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Heres an article from forbes that goes into more detail, and it makes it seem really beleivable. They also mention that they will have a 10 mile operating radius from the warehouses, so it would only be available in cities and other important areas like that.

Here is the actual article for anyone who is interested:
Dec 2 2013 5:02AM
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steezysteeze
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Cool idea but it'll take a while to get this figured out. I don't really see how you could set this thing loose through the streets of a city and not see any problems.
Dec 2 2013 6:29AM
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SkiThe603
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Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Oh yeah use a shitload of electricity to deliver individual packages under 5 lbs. well guess the fuck what. that is gonna end with people straight hijacking to get other stuff.
Dec 2 2013 9:35AM
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Huck_Norris
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Fake commercial a la Tom's shoes did with carrier pigeons.


Creating a stir with fake technology or means is all the rage these days.
Dec 2 2013 9:37AM
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Mag
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But how are they going to teach them to knock on the door and immediately run away?
Dec 2 2013 10:42AM
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cobra_commander
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Yea, as much as I love Amazon.com, they are going to get their pee-pee smacked by the nazis in the FAA.
Dec 2 2013 10:54AM
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JAHBRADOR
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I would order something for 0.02$ and then just steal the helicopter thays probably woth a couple hundo dollaz
Dec 2 2013 10:57AM
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corona
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doesn't even ring the doorbell.
Dec 2 2013 10:58AM
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Ski_the_east01
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This.


You fucking boobs actually believe this? Nevermind Amazon somehow miraculously striking a deal with the FAA in 2 years time....think of all the logistical nightmares and planning they would need to do within those 2 years to get htis up an running

They simply went on 60 minutes, talked some shit about this awesome new delivery system and BAM next morning everyone and their mother is talking about Amazon. It is no coincidence that everyone is talking about Amazon on the biggest online retail day of the year...

Nothing but a brilliant PR move
Dec 2 2013 11:02AM
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funkmaster
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this seems the most likely explanation
Dec 2 2013 11:08AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Am I the only one that visualized some little kids seeing that bitch land, sprinting at it while yelling deathly war cries, grabbing it's legs as it attempts its escape, and then beating the shit out of it?


.....and then laughing out loud, attracting the stares of everyone in the office?


No, just me? Cool.
Dec 2 2013 11:18AM
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JAHBRADOR
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I think that just because you live next to a bunch of mexicans that would definitely do that.
Dec 2 2013 11:22AM
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CaptainObvious.
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It gives me a boner that you remember that on the spot.
Dec 2 2013 11:28AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Dec 2 2013 11:35AM
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act.resist
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I just think its funny that OP thinks this could work. Anyone with a brain could realize that this is a hoax.
Dec 2 2013 12:01PM
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Mag
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So you're looking forward to it?
Dec 2 2013 12:04PM
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cobra_commander
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meh, in 10-15 years I expect this will be pretty standardized, with UPS/FEDEX moving towards it in urban locations, combine with your smart phone, and they could deliver your smaller packages to wherever you happen to be at the time. It will happen. Just not in a 3 year time frame.

for those of you who don't know:
http://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/faa_regulations/
Dec 2 2013 12:05PM
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goodnoooo
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damn that's pretty tight
Dec 2 2013 12:11PM
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Phil-X-
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I mean theres companies in china already doing trials...


http://www.businessinsider.com/package-delivering-drones-start-trial-runs-in-china-2013-9
Dec 2 2013 12:20PM
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whoa-dere
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Op is smarter than you!
Dec 2 2013 12:24PM
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OGHolliday
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unless those things have some sort of defense they're fucked. I can think of few things more fun then pelting drones and then receiving the random prize when it falls.
Dec 2 2013 12:48PM
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act.resist
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no. i thought we covered this?
Dec 2 2013 2:14PM
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JAHBRADOR
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He say you have brain of squirrel.
Dec 2 2013 2:27PM
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KZA
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^ you don't make it sound that bad. I mean, hot pockets delivered straight to me?
Dec 2 2013 2:58PM
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act.resist
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i already implied that i don't look forward to it which implies that i do have a brain. @Magnus
Dec 2 2013 3:00PM
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Arabian
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I know where you live and i'm sending you a g black dildo by drone. Just a heads up. Dongcopter incoming.
Dec 2 2013 3:06PM
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Sky.
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All but the last of your questions are problems humans have with shipping now. 1. Put a gps on it, tampering with it would be similar to stealing mail from someone which does happen but is punishable by a felony federal charge 2. Lithium ion battery's people can make nowadays are ridiculous not to mention the ones that aren't easily available to the general pop. 3. I bet it will be used for large pop cities located near warehouses ex: LA NYC Portland ect. 4. Insurance the mail system fucks up orders all the time you claim it and get new shit 5. They can make those boxes for less then 2 dollars guaranteed and I'm willing to bet the cost of this particular method to consumer will be quite high kinda like next day air shipping if u want it now it's gunna cost you which in turn makes the very minimal cost of the box insignificant.
Dec 2 2013 3:29PM
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Sky.
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Same could be said about the local delivery man yet people don't go around doing that. All this being said I'm not saying its gunna happen an that there won't be problems with this method just that the aforementioned concerns are kinda "dumb"
Dec 2 2013 3:31PM
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Huck_Norris
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I heard if you catch it no hands shipping is free.
Dec 2 2013 3:36PM
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Miomo
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What happens when it's windy?
Dec 2 2013 3:46PM
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theabortionator
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What if hackers scramble the signals and you end up getting your house blown up and some dude in the middle east get's hit by a pair of full tilts while walking down the road?

Thanks Obama
Dec 2 2013 3:46PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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There is no logistical way this is possible. Or at least, there is no logistical way this would ever be effective with the current technology.
Dec 2 2013 4:08PM
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Phil-X-
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hahaha
Dec 2 2013 11:47PM
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McShit
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amen to that brutha
Dec 3 2013 12:08AM
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