My dog cock blocked me!

Have any of you been cock blocked by your pet?

Okay we'll let me set the seen, it was an unusually warm winter night, 72% humidity and a slight southerly.

The girl I invited over, whilst not of Mila Kunis callibre, she was definitely up there, I'd say a solid nine and we got along so well.

Upon entering my house she was greeted by my parents (no drama here). I conversation was struck in which I discovered she had not seen lion king (red flag). I said something along the lines of "I don't know if I can trust someone who has never had a childhood, you probably don't even know what a super saiyan is?"... She just giggled a bit and said "no"..

In an effort to somehow bring joy to this girls life I suggested we watch ice age (a classic if you ask me), I then proceeded to put this movie on.

Things progressed as they naturally did throughout the introduction, and we had found ourselves quite close. But I liked the movie and was sure to some how let this girl claim some youth back so I refrained from smothering her.

The movie continued whilst we were slightly embraced, every now and then Indy would pop in and jump on my lap or just on the couch.

I can quite describe the sensation I felt next, but something wasn't quite right, I thought I smelt something a bit odd, whilst definitely not overpowering. I did not bring this to the attention of my company as I wished not to offend.

The lady friend started to look uncomfortable, I went for another cheeky kiss but this time she turned away. Minutes later she insisted she had to go home.

So I walked her out to the car, gave her the most awkward hug, she just kind of put her hands on my shoulders really and said our goodbyes.

A bit disappointed and confused I walked back to my house whilst pondering the events that took place.. About 5 metres from my door I put my hands in my pockets which were slightly damp.

I looked down, and bam! Massive wet patch on my crouch, quickly sniffed my fingers, it was a horrible smell..

Then came panic, all I could think of was "did I somehow pee my pants and didn't realise" "how could this happen" I ran into the toilet and dropped my dacks.. But my legs and junk was bone dry, I couldn't feel anything.

I went into the room we were in and the pillow my dog was resting on/resting on my lap for half the night was soaked!! My dog had pee'd on me, but on my crouch and I never felt it. So now this girl thinks I just casually pissed myself next to her.

I contemplated whether to message her or not to explain everything, but I thought it'd just sound like I was making it up, the moment had past, needed to say something when it was happening for it to ever be plausible.

I have not spoken to her since that infamous night. The end!