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C-Wal
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,370
What are your thoughts on spraying other slope users whilst skiing. Personally I love it and usually aim for those standing in the middle of runs or bladers. Any stories?

Also in before others make comments about spraying OP's mum.
Nov 25 2013 9:03AM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
One time I sprayedd OP's mom
Nov 25 2013 9:11AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
It is mean and a dick move. But I was young once and did it too.
Nov 25 2013 9:15AM
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GaperKing
Posts: 31 - Karma: 667
Some guys in dresses sprayed my kids one time.
Nov 25 2013 9:15AM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I only spray my friends. If you do it to some random person who hasn't done anything to you that's pretty fucked
Nov 25 2013 9:39AM
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EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
Random gapers on the knuckle (actually in your way) -> tell to gtfo

1)they stay there -> speed at them, act like spraying but don't really spray, just stress their need to gtfo

2)they yell "fuck you" or something -> actually spray and add evil laugh

3)they leave -> everything is awesome
Nov 25 2013 10:07AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
or your a huge puss
Nov 25 2013 10:09AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
when you take a charging run with your friends and the first guy at the bottom is lying down like a puss: dust the hell out of him.

Nov 25 2013 10:20AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
Spraying randos isnt quite as fun as fighting the kids that spray you for no reason then think they can outrun you.
Nov 25 2013 10:28AM
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128368798788
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My dad will still continually do this to me everytime we ski and i'm sitting at the bottom.
Nov 25 2013 12:23PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 720
..............
Nov 25 2013 12:27PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
I got yelled at by an old guy for spraying him ... I was doing a nose butter
Nov 25 2013 12:29PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
I seized an opportunity and sprayed my vice-principal on a school ski trip once
Nov 25 2013 1:30PM
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
I accidentally sprayed some hot racer girl with some nice warm spring slush...
Nov 25 2013 2:01PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Spraying Gapers
Nov 25 2013 2:05PM
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snowsniper
Posts: 14 - Karma: 38
It's nicer than "Knockout"
Nov 25 2013 3:47PM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,696
I only do it to friends, people that have done something to piss me off, or people in places they shouldnt be ex. standing in front of a jump or on a landing
Nov 25 2013 5:28PM
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phiberawptik
Posts: 69 - Karma: 9
I love getting sprayed. They usually assume you can't keep up with them....I can. Some douche took a nice hip check for spraying my little girl at T-Line last spring.
Nov 25 2013 5:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
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I think it's really mean at like not nice at all. And I think the people that do it are bad people. I used to think Ian Compton was super cool and good at skiing but then he sprayed us all at mount snow and I got sad. Not I don't think he's cool because he wasn't nice.
Nov 25 2013 5:31PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
I invite you all to come spray in my mouth.
Nov 25 2013 5:33PM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1201 - Karma: 4,433
I consider myself a pretty decent sprayhead, but this is the one aspect of skiing vs. snowboarding where if executed properly the latter wins hands down. Ihave been knocked over by slushy snowboard spray. Also Marc Frank Montoya is the boss of spraying, fucking ruthless taking out grandmas and shit.
Nov 25 2013 11:35PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,169
I don't like spraying other people, just my friends.
Nov 27 2013 2:23PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I like spraying OP's mom, but that's about it.
Nov 27 2013 2:23PM
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OG_Loc
Posts: 428 - Karma: 2,085
werd.
Nov 27 2013 3:01PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Spray the herds of snow boarders. Far to tempting not too!!
And friends, cuz that shits funny.
Nov 27 2013 5:36PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
1:07 of this video:

https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/628733.0/Aspen-2013?s=156831&t=6&o=8&h=1

Sparknotes: Spraying friends is fun. Spraying randoms makes you a douche.
Nov 28 2013 8:24AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
if you spray people you don't know, you sure as hell better be fast getting the hell out of there. otherwise you will be looking to get knocked out
Nov 28 2013 9:05AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
I only go skiing to do two things. Shred some pow and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of pow.
Nov 28 2013 9:28AM
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Gameday
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Nov 28 2013 11:45AM
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jibnut
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That's how babies are made..
Nov 28 2013 12:09PM
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Blurst
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I like.
Nov 28 2013 12:43PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
This is the worst thread I've ever seen
Nov 28 2013 2:00PM
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Blake.P
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Your post count...

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Nov 28 2013 2:11PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
Once, at the bottom of a run, I blew past a "slow" sign and absolutely unloaded the heaviest snow possible on my friend who is a pretty big guy. Little did I know that ski patrol was standing right behind him. My friend ducked a little and like 50% of the snow went flying into the patrols face and knocked him over. He was so fucking pissed, I don't know how I didn't get my pass clipped.
Nov 28 2013 2:15PM
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JHammond
Posts: 69 - Karma: 98
I took my friend skiing for the first time. He fell down. I covered him with snow from an almighty spray. When the snow cleared, his leg was broken in two places from the fall. He was crying.

Ten years later, he still hasn't forgiven me.
Nov 28 2013 2:18PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Spraying friends is all in good fun, just shenanigans, no harm done. It gets hairy when you're hauling ass on a groomer or something and spray a random. Trick is to master the speed check spray, have to be able to make a speedy getaway.
Nov 28 2013 2:19PM
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