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Sitcom Apartments

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timmi
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I am on a mission to make my apartment sitcom cool.

Name things that I need for my sitcom apartment.
Nov 21 2013 7:29PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
dildos, looooottttttsss of dildos
Nov 21 2013 7:29PM
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JAHpow
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Superman figurine

There's one in every Seinfeld episode if you didn't know.

Some sort of neon sign
Nov 21 2013 7:31PM
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mski
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loft / studio apartments are so in right now on the sitcom scene.

Maybe some industrial lighting
Nov 21 2013 7:32PM
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Jane6
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Paint your kitchen purple. Pay a neighbor (an ugly one) to walk around naked in his apartment. Buy a creepy stuffed dog.
Nov 21 2013 7:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 21 2013 7:37PM
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mski
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oh and either a skeleton or

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Nov 21 2013 7:38PM
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MilaKunis
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Telephone booth. Swords.
Nov 21 2013 7:41PM
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henry_the_eighth
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unnecessary crap no one has

incredibly tacky things to put on your mantle

an irresponsible amount of cereal

swords on your wall


Nov 21 2013 7:45PM
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E__
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Nov 21 2013 7:58PM
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Ben.
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Fuscilli jerry.
Nov 21 2013 8:07PM
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extravert
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a blue horn
Nov 21 2013 8:16PM
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PositiveSpin
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Das Boot.
Nov 21 2013 8:55PM
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act.resist
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you need swords on your wall in case you ever need to go into unexpected combat
Nov 21 2013 8:57PM
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GayWolf420
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just buy a gun
Nov 21 2013 9:00PM
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Mag
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Since OP already has at least 300 boats all you need now is some hoes
Nov 21 2013 9:01PM
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act.resist
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that's not the point...


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this is a thread about making an apartment like a sitcom...
Nov 21 2013 9:09PM
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CaptainObvious.
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You need to take the doors off your cabinets and fill them with a variety of different looking foods and boxes. Nothingcan be name brand. And you can never eat it or use it. Also, one of your walls must be off-limits for anyone to look at.
Nov 21 2013 9:12PM
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GayWolf420
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sitcoms fucking suck lol
Nov 21 2013 9:29PM
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.Apex.
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Remove a wall?
Nov 21 2013 9:33PM
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8088
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a camera crew
Nov 21 2013 9:35PM
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Weeezy
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Maybe something for the holidays?
Nov 21 2013 11:31PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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id rather live in a cabin in the woods
Nov 21 2013 11:40PM
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jibnut
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Stormtrooper.
Nov 21 2013 11:50PM
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Malcolm
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Here are the plans

http://imgur.com/a/KHYQc
Nov 21 2013 11:51PM
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deleted5
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get this to wear at night http://www.amazon.com/Official-Your-Mother-Grey-Suitjamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4
Nov 21 2013 11:53PM
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bo0b
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Yeah Seinfeld sucks
Nov 22 2013 12:37AM
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2_fadez
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http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2009-09-16/news/0909150076_1_samurai-sword-samurai-weapon-pontolillo
Nov 22 2013 12:40AM
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