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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
a russian aerialist and bdog have fairly similar styles
Nov 21 2013 6:32PM
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
Chestnuts are lazy. I also invented the question mark.
Nov 21 2013 6:37PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
As a child I had my head cracked open by a golf club and I was stung by a jellyfish
Nov 21 2013 6:47PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Bode Miller should have won Skier of the year, he has way more steeze n style than Henrik
Nov 21 2013 6:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
I can travel threw the internet and kill you right now
Nov 21 2013 6:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
through

herp derp
Nov 21 2013 6:51PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
I met Chuck Norris. And lived.
Nov 21 2013 6:55PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
I hit Chad's Gap while ski patrol was blowing it up and having sex with Maude Raymond and I broke my ankles
Nov 21 2013 6:59PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
i fuked you're mum
Nov 21 2013 7:13PM
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Karma_Police
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 1,628
I don't want to sleep with Sierra Quitiquit.
Nov 21 2013 7:16PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Dumont deserved to wi X-games big air with that double frontflip.
Nov 21 2013 7:32PM
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PackBombs
Posts: 99 - Karma: 1,098
Nov 21 2013 10:54PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
Nov 21 2013 10:56PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
I managed to sit through an entire Friday night lineup on Cartoon Network without changing the channel or getting up during commercials
Nov 21 2013 11:01PM
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AxisBoutique
Posts: 19 - Karma: 123
Nov 22 2013 1:55PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
whatever dude, i was banging maude raymond and sierra quitquit while jumping chads gap, and i jumped over tanner while he was breaking his ankles while it was being blown up and i DIDNT break my ankles.
Nov 22 2013 2:02PM
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StangelDangle
Posts: 567 - Karma: 489
a vampire is the best person in your video edits
Nov 22 2013 2:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
you are not the father
Nov 22 2013 2:25PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
I am evan heaths bottom boy

Nov 22 2013 2:32PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
I performed a garage abortion on the chairlift once. Still have that old rusty hanger.
Nov 22 2013 3:02PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,160
What. The. Fuck.
Nov 22 2013 3:07PM
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
Hiked Mt. Everest and skied down switch, all in the same day
Nov 22 2013 3:08PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding?
Nov 22 2013 3:09PM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
Ted Ligety loves FIS
Nov 22 2013 3:14PM
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almc
Posts: 25 - Karma: 2,285
nick goepper should have won king of style
Nov 22 2013 3:53PM
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AustinPowers
Posts: 49 - Karma: 92
Beat me to it
Nov 22 2013 4:19PM
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Nate.Dog
Posts: 1672 - Karma: 2,098
I haven't slept with Sierra Quitquit.
Nov 22 2013 4:39PM
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jthyer
Posts: 44 - Karma: 117
TYW is like 20 now, and still sucks
Nov 22 2013 6:13PM
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Aladeen
Posts: 257 - Karma: 412
I coined the phrase "pee in her butt"
Nov 22 2013 6:48PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
OP is cool guy
Nov 22 2013 7:45PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
I know the duck dynasty guys
Nov 22 2013 9:37PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
i deny any allegations of peeing in her butt.
Nov 22 2013 10:53PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Lies!
Nov 22 2013 11:02PM
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.mnr.
Posts: 324 - Karma: 772
the faunt got smaller
Nov 22 2013 11:07PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Solid post
Nov 22 2013 11:21PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
East coast skiers suck
Nov 23 2013 12:38AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I am Rob Ford's crack dealer
Nov 23 2013 2:52AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13050 - Karma: 18,319
I overheard some parent talking about how they skied everest from to to bottom
Nov 23 2013 4:58PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Tom wallisch sucks compared to big air dave
Nov 23 2013 8:12PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
OP is a cool guy
Nov 23 2013 10:20PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,162
I skied from bottom to top /claim
Nov 23 2013 10:26PM
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NoSkillsCrew
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 2,058
I met huck norris and lived.
Nov 24 2013 2:21AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
If you slow roast them while they're still alive, the meat comes out more tender.
Nov 24 2013 1:34PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
I know where drama llama is
Nov 24 2013 1:39PM
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himay5
Posts: 208 - Karma: 174
Grizzy Adams had a beard.
Nov 25 2013 12:33AM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
I know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.
Nov 25 2013 12:40AM
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ZAHNER
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 19,219
blew a load on some triple E's
Nov 26 2013 5:09PM
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