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drewolson24
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Hey NS,
I'm currently at home on the couch and am thinking that Christmas is right around the corner! We've got around a month left and I don't know what to ask for. Let me know what you guys are asking for no matter if it's ski related or not! Need some ideas to tell friends and family..

Thanks
Drew
Nov 20 2013 8:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
dildos







lots of them
Nov 20 2013 8:14PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Well last year I asked for a new subaru wrx and my stupid fucking parents didnt get it for me, so ill most definitely be asking for that again. I think they are planning to take me on a trip to vail like last year though... Besides that for sure a PS4, shit looks tight! but ive already gotten new skis and boots for the season which they said is an "early christmas gift" but fuck that shit. Hopefully ill end up getting the Virtika suit that I asked for too. Fuck yah christmas is the best!
Nov 20 2013 8:15PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
Whata Rich Bitch
Nov 20 2013 8:17PM
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drewolson24
Posts: 449 - Karma: 897
Yeah same man, I asked for a vacation home out in the Bahamas but they said I can't get it til I'm 18.. Shit sucks. Fuck man but yeah bro I think I will get the solid gold lambo aventador instead this year. Super mad that's all they'll get me. Well, plus this year I'll get a couple trips heliskiing out in whistler and New Zealand.
Nov 20 2013 8:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Yeah bro I fuckin hear you! I asked for a boeing 737 painted in pink zebra stripes and filled with sluts but apparently I'm too old for that! What the fuck! Guess I'll have to go back to the drawing board this year and ask for 69 bugattis stocked full of diamond studded dildos, hopefully that's not too much to ask for. I mean for fuck sake, what am I supposed to ask for? A castle in the cayman islands and an albino tiger?
Nov 20 2013 8:35PM
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GayWolf420
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im gonna dress up as santy claws and fuck ur mom OP
Nov 20 2013 8:38PM
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SFB
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thats it? you are scum,last year i got the new 2015 solid gold bugati, my own island, and 3 albino tigers. also my dildos are solid gold and studded with diamonds.
Nov 20 2013 8:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
oh yeah? well the year before last I got a platinum mold of emma watson's poop chute with real lights and sounds! which was of course coupled with 7 minutes in heaven with Sarah Jessica Parker, who I later realized to be a horse and I don't wanna talk about it. so there!
Nov 20 2013 8:43PM
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buttrapinpirate
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That's it? I'm hoping my parents will get me a megayacht that I can put in the lake that's built into my bigger megayacht, because let me tell you, it is annoying trying to go from one coastline to another in your yacht on just a normal boat.
Nov 20 2013 8:47PM
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fupaface
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thats weak dude, last year my parents bought me 2 sex slaves, built me a room in the basement for a sex dungeon, and got me gas powered dildoing machine built out of gold, with a solid diamond dildo on it that came from africa.
Nov 20 2013 8:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
damn dude I had that machine on my christmas list but didn't get it! you're so lucky! I'm hoping that this year I'll finally get the super-duper-XXXL-size-of-texas bronze butt plug I've been asking for mounted onto a base of elephant tusks and covered in persian silk that a virgin farted on but who knows!
Nov 20 2013 8:51PM
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drewolson24
Posts: 449 - Karma: 897
This thread went in a different direction I intended to say the least haha
Nov 20 2013 8:55PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
I am asking for my two front teeth!!
Nov 20 2013 9:09PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
wow you guys are such rich sons of bitches. give it up for those of us still rocking five year old chateaux in the alps just trying to get by. holllaaaa
Nov 20 2013 9:25PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I'd like some wireless over-ear headphones but knowing NS this post will get downvoted so fuck my ass and
Nov 20 2013 9:36PM
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henry_the_eighth
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shekels
Nov 20 2013 9:38PM
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Blurst
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I think collectively we have given OP a plethora of viable options for christmas gifts.
Nov 20 2013 9:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
not this shit again. every year its the same fucking argument where stuck up dicks think that theres something wrong with asking for christmas present.s

just let the kids enjoy their stuff its not a big deal
Nov 20 2013 9:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
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well i suppose you can ask for that also if that's your thing but wouldn't you rather have a pair of kate upton's tits mounted on your wall molded from stainless steel and covered in swarovski crystal?
Nov 20 2013 9:55PM
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coling
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This is true. Girls love dildos
Nov 20 2013 11:08PM
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SFB
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whatever im getting a dildo that is a car that is made out of solid diamond.
Nov 20 2013 11:51PM
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Benson.
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My parents are buying me the state of Arkansas to build a warehouse to house my extensive dildo collection.
Nov 21 2013 12:05AM
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Shredsterr
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honestly a good fucking is what I crave right now
Nov 21 2013 12:09AM
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Sno.
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the D

Nov 21 2013 1:33AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
for christmas I asked for honcho oh and spell check
Nov 21 2013 2:09AM
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Phil-X-
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Prob just shares of DDD, SYSS and XONE



3D printing gonna make me rich
Nov 21 2013 2:34AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
A waterproof backpack, money to help pay for coachella tickets, some running gloves, or leather shoes.
Nov 21 2013 8:23AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
I want a nice laptop, but my parents would never buy one for me. I asked for a bluetooth wireless stereo so I can jam to some sick tunes with some pals while hiking a rail or something.
Nov 21 2013 11:47AM
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whoa-dere
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i'm not even asking for the 6x6
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Nov 21 2013 11:54AM
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