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The 50 dollar lesson

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JordanButtfart
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Unleash the shitstorm Kraken.
Nov 18 2013 11:11AM
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SFB
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good for you.
Nov 18 2013 11:11AM
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Dr.Dickless
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that is a nice sub lesson in privilege
Nov 18 2013 11:12AM
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SFB
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Nov 18 2013 11:14AM
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SFB
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SFB
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Chubbs.
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Nov 18 2013 11:16AM
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SFB
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Nov 18 2013 11:16AM
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bfulmer
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what
Nov 18 2013 11:16AM
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SFB
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Nov 18 2013 11:19AM
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Chubbs.
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Nov 18 2013 11:24AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Nov 18 2013 11:28AM
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ABalls
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Saw this on twitter, got a good chuckle out of it.
Nov 18 2013 11:28AM
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GayWolf420
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Chill posts, op
Nov 18 2013 11:34AM
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Chubbs.
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Nov 18 2013 11:49AM
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freestyler540
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Thats ill
Nov 18 2013 12:46PM
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White_Goodman
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Congrats you've figured out the solution to poverty! All of the 10,000,000 unemployed people in America all just have to get a neighbor who will pay them $50 a day to yard work, easy as that! You are a fucking genius
Nov 20 2013 1:39PM
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Nieds
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Nov 20 2013 2:37PM
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deleted5
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This was floating around FB like 3 years ago, get with the times. That being said I do agree with it for the most part.
Nov 20 2013 2:42PM
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Geb
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Nov 20 2013 4:42PM
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theabortionator
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Never seen anyone post anything like this on the internet before.


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Nov 20 2013 5:03PM
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henry_the_eighth
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It's infinitely more complex than that.

I'm a libertarian because:

-I'm as socially radical as you can get, as are some of you I'd bet
(legalize and regulate ever drug, kill the blackmarket)
(male and female abortion should be easy and free)
(whole bunch of other shit)
Nov 20 2013 5:06PM
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Geb
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male abortion wat
Nov 20 2013 5:08PM
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ILLinoisance
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Nov 20 2013 5:10PM
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henry_the_eighth
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What dickhead decided tab should be enter? whatever, continuing

-I'm fiscally conservative, we need to rid ourselves from this debt and if in doing so we cut funding for government programs, who gives a fuck BUT i support the minimum income bill, which would free everyone from poverty and failure, in essence unlocking americas potential because even at the lowest level you are able to live

-I hate bankers, props to the Philippines for putting some of those slimy fuckers to death

-I'm egalitarian




NOW, to address OP's point, charity is important, and so is hard work. In this case, offering yard work to a bum is a cool thing to do, but most of these bums are still bums because of a drug problem, or similar, as  shitty jobs are everywhere.

Yes, capitalism as a whole is knida fucked, but I don't think we will get off of it anytime soon as the people who pull the strings are also conveniently those making tons of dosh through the system they control. Going back to the bankers thing.


Nov 20 2013 5:11PM
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henry_the_eighth
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male abortion is the idea that males should be able to opt out (financially, mostly) from a child in the same span and system a female can

as in, he can walk away from all responsibility at the same points she can

because this current system isn't fair
Nov 20 2013 5:13PM
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Meeds
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both male and female fetus' can be aborted. gender equality ftw
Nov 20 2013 5:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hey, Swuugs?

Put down the bong, son.
Nov 20 2013 5:14PM
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theabortionator
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So equality in everything but not this? You think a woman should be able to have an abortion but not a man? I find that absolutely disgusting. People like you talk all day about equal rights and then pull shit like this as soon as the tables turn the other way.

I pledge to do all I can to make sure that no man will be harmed undergoing another back alley abortion. We must legalize this for BOTH men and women to make sure that our people are protected.

I really hope one day people like you will wake up and see things from another perspective.


Give men the right to choose! It's their body, it's their choice!
Nov 20 2013 5:14PM
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Geb
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both walk away at the same time ftw
Nov 20 2013 5:15PM
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henry_the_eighth
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No.

This weed tastes like lilac and strawberries and I'm going to continue ripping my RooR.


Nov 20 2013 5:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pathetic attempt at a claim. You're fucking retarded.
Nov 20 2013 5:16PM
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henry_the_eighth
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Jesus, you people are really not informed on some of the newer gender equality prepositions coming out of the internet. Please read my reply slightly above you.
Nov 20 2013 5:16PM
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henry_the_eighth
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brb taking a picture
Nov 20 2013 5:20PM
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theabortionator
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You should google that

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Nov 20 2013 5:21PM
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Geb
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i laughed
Nov 20 2013 5:22PM
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henry_the_eighth
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just getting ready to pack a bowl, and fill it with water and ice

hooooowww doooesss it feeeellll? <-read in bob dylans voice
Nov 20 2013 5:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pathetic attempt at a claim. You are fucking retarded.
Nov 20 2013 5:26PM
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deleted5
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No one cares that you have a bong seriously this isn't 7th grade. Why you would think it was a good idea to post that beyond me?
Nov 20 2013 5:29PM
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henry_the_eighth
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I don't hangout here too often, so I have no idea what 'claim' means in the context of NS, but as far as I can tell, I just proved I do indeed own a fake as shit (roor didnt make a mini ~10in bong as far as I know) mini-roor

either way, please fuck yourself with a cactus
Nov 20 2013 5:30PM
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Geb
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haha sort of like kickherback and that fail of a drug thread
Nov 20 2013 5:32PM
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chickenonabun
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righteous man 420 blaze it smoke weed every day easy E, CREAM.
Nov 20 2013 5:32PM
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henry_the_eighth
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>swuuggs is a fag guys look he is lying about owning something

>well unfortunately for you i have a huge ego so heres a picture of that something

>youre a fucking retard

>yeah, this isnt the 7th grade even though i just acted more juvenile than you!
Nov 20 2013 5:33PM
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.AR6rider.
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such angry
many cry
wow
so rage
Nov 20 2013 5:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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the gifs in this thread from SFB are so good.

I needed a good laugh, and besides banging OP's mom with a grocery bag over her head while I sing "wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus, nothing makes me laugh more than a good gif
Nov 20 2013 5:34PM
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Geb
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ban hamur
Nov 20 2013 5:36PM
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987321654hgfd
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That is not a roor. That is a blatant fake.
Nov 20 2013 5:39PM
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henry_the_eighth
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I said that literally 6 posts above you

at least look at the shit I spew before you try to mop it up
Nov 20 2013 5:40PM
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DILLINGER
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I'm not taking sides here, but this should become the official NS slogan.
Nov 20 2013 5:49PM
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Simon.k
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this dudes suckin his own dick
Nov 20 2013 5:57PM
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ILLinoisance
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Think of how pissed your mom would be knowing that you're taking bong hits rather than studying for your middle school algebra test.
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