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Video of man narrating people in the terrain park

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Blynch2
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,006
I came across a video of a 40 y/o saying "sweet" and "cool' after every hit. It was hilarious. Can some one please embed the video below, it's an emergency
Nov 16 2013 6:03PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
wat video
Nov 16 2013 6:04PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
What kind of emergency? Like your wife is about to give birth to twins and she's not gonna be able to push them out if she doesn't laugh hysterically at this video, or do you just want to show it to some dude on the bus?
Nov 16 2013 6:07PM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
Voila
Nov 16 2013 6:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
haha that was so good, there needs to be more people like this
Nov 16 2013 6:19PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
there was another one that made front page a while back, it was like a 40 y/o go who was narrating this kids first like 10 or something
Nov 16 2013 6:25PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
its jacque piere or something he's on ns
Nov 16 2013 6:32PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51307 - Karma: 158,036
Viola

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Nov 16 2013 6:43PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
If you have no idea how to maintain your gear, he's got some good videos and such for that to.
Nov 16 2013 7:07PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Needs to commentate the olympics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8uQWrewtd4&feature=share&list=TLjYMzwwDHS7XbjvSSGv-gkir1XT_VMv-6
Nov 16 2013 7:20PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Is that is real url
Nov 16 2013 7:23PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
This,




3:19 hahahaaa.

I need to ski with this guy.
Nov 16 2013 8:39PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
Honestly, i love this guy. He has and is bringing so much stoke to the hill.
Nov 16 2013 8:57PM
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Trent_Jolly
Posts: 31 - Karma: 515
This guy is awesome! He actually kind of understands freeskiing and he even told that guy to get out of the way of the jump. Respect
Nov 16 2013 8:59PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
i love his comment at like 6:00 about the girl "rad, she did it, i wonder if she has any down below"........ohh god thats dirty ;)
Nov 16 2013 9:02PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I love this guy, he gets so stoked just watching people ski and always says something nice haha " Yeah he just sprayed me a bit but hes a nice guy, good good guy yeah sweet"
Nov 16 2013 9:16PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
That is just great. Really nice. Aawww yeah. He made it!
Nov 16 2013 9:32PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,327
walley at like 12:40 is the biggest fucking beauty. haven't watched this guys videos in a while, forgot how awesome they are
Nov 16 2013 9:32PM
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muel
Posts: 164 - Karma: 672
So funny! Wish more people were like this.
Nov 17 2013 12:22AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
Jesus I just watched the entire video. I am way too drunk.
Nov 17 2013 2:02AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
That was a sick jump. I wish more parks built stepovers and tables like that
Nov 17 2013 4:22AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
The stoke in this man is strong too:


Nov 17 2013 4:48AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
AWWW MCGREGOR YEAHAHH ROCK ON BUDDY
Nov 17 2013 7:39AM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
Where's the one where he starts talking to that guy in the fd suit?
Nov 17 2013 10:21AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
"That skier is going thru the park inappropriately.."
Nov 17 2013 11:24AM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
Now that guy is doing it right.
Nov 17 2013 12:06PM
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adzy
Posts: 151 - Karma: 370
This is great!
Nov 17 2013 12:18PM
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original
Posts: 375 - Karma: 872
This guy is unreal. I give him some sweet style points.
Nov 17 2013 12:47PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
That is the one I am looking for but Jaques has like 525 videos.
Nov 17 2013 1:02PM
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No.Quarter
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but I think I found it. I think there is another one with the same guy in the yellow FD suit though.


Nov 17 2013 1:05PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
I think there's a video of him narrating the sammy carlson invitational.
Nov 17 2013 1:35PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Found it

Nov 17 2013 1:53PM
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OssargYormada
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11:15 "nothing too fantabulous." hahah
Nov 17 2013 1:54PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
"Boy, he slammed it down, he's sure got a lot of meniscus left."
Nov 17 2013 3:09PM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
Best one and at 5:11 ON3P skis nice base shot haha
Nov 17 2013 3:33PM
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geosom
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,643
style points
Nov 17 2013 4:02PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Better than sal
Nov 17 2013 4:35PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
haha

"i think the little flip of the pole means he was tweakin'
Nov 17 2013 4:55PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
"what does 'flow it, don't bro it' mean?"

"It means that when there is a "line" of lets say five features you don't stop with your friends in the middle of the line after each one. If you must stop, you go to the side of the groom and get out of the way. Many parks have areas that are made for stopping prior to hitting a line. These are called "Bro-Zones". Be good now!"

This guy's the best! :D
Nov 17 2013 7:21PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
"Don't follow people too close, unless they're your brethren."
Nov 17 2013 10:01PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11229 - Karma: 76,289
Thanks for the embed of a few of my videos here. 

1.  I am now 53!   Nice you thought I way younger!   I feel 18 or so inside. ;-)

2.  My coverage of the 2013 SCI kinda sucked for me.  My 2012 was much better.

     Thanks again.
Nov 19 2013 6:48PM
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original
Posts: 375 - Karma: 872
Love the vids man! Keep bringing the stoke to the hill haha :)
Nov 23 2013 12:52AM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
you're awesome man, keep spreading the stoke!
Nov 23 2013 1:07AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
There was some quality quotes in there


"Let's see what she's got downstairs"

"It's better to lose your ski than to break your legs folks"

"Showed a little crack action too, we didn't need that but ok"

"That was the racer boy, or the racer girl I don't really know which"
Nov 23 2013 12:13PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
YEAHHHH MACGREGOR ROCK ON BUDDY!! I lost it.
Nov 23 2013 12:27PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 999
Threads, this dude is awesome
Nov 23 2013 12:32PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11229 - Karma: 76,289
McGregor is a cool kid.  Since I am a descendant of Clan McGregor I do love the name.  I will watch him as he progresses.  Should be good.

As for the "Let's see what see has downstairs"  I only meant what she may have had further down on the next features.   Sometimes I say something and have no idea it's going to sound like that!  As long as we can laugh, it's all good.

Thanks for all the positive vibes people.
Nov 23 2013 5:54PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Can we change karma to style points?
Nov 23 2013 7:50PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
So many golden quotes, love this shit.
Nov 23 2013 8:32PM
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WaffleMaster
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Threads
Nov 23 2013 10:28PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Jacques,
I don't know were to start this address to you. Your videos get me hyped and happy every time I watch one. When I first saw one of your many videos, I loved it and what you do. As it turns out, you and your positivity are known across the country, beyond just Oregon and Mt. Bachelor. So I called my friend in Oregon who I thought would appreciate it. Turns out, he knows you as he frequents Mt. Bachelor. So next time Cris stops and talks to you, say what's up to him from Sean. Please, keep making videos and spreading positivity and encouraging those progressing the sport.
Much love from Colorado,
Bart.Man
Dec 15 2013 3:41PM
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