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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Have CHEETO fingers for the rest of your life.
Or a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the test of your life?
Nov 6 2013 1:01AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Have sex with OPs horribly ugly mother or be OP
Nov 6 2013 1:03AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Hard decision
Nov 6 2013 1:04AM
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coling
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Wtf are cheeto fingers.
Nov 6 2013 1:08AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Eat a poop filled calizone or drink a mug full of period blood
Nov 6 2013 1:10AM
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act.resist
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Nov 6 2013 1:11AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Eat a hot pocket stuffed with OP's pubic hair or give a Pitbull a BJ
Nov 6 2013 1:11AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Your fingers after you eat cheetos.
Nov 6 2013 1:18AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
have sex with a sibling and have no one ever find out, or not have sex with a sibling and have the whole world think you did...
Nov 6 2013 1:19AM
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coling
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Does step sibling count?
Nov 6 2013 1:24AM
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Piste.Off
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obvi no
Nov 6 2013 1:27AM
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Kekambas.
Posts: 904 - Karma: 485
Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR join in once to make it stop
Nov 6 2013 1:30AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Change gender everytime you sneeze or not have the ability to differentiate a muffin and a baby
Nov 6 2013 1:31AM
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Kekambas.
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Second one FOR SURE, i would just avoid touching all Muffins and babies that i see
Nov 6 2013 1:34AM
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Phil-X-
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Nobody has even answered the fucking question yet, so I will gladly.







Obviously have cheeto fingers, this question is stupid as fuck.. the best part of eating cheetos is the bomb ass finger goop thats left for the end. The other option is just obnoxious....






Would you rather not be able to see any sort of plant or not be able to touch other humans
Nov 6 2013 1:38AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
would you rather have a penis the size of a mini marsh mallow, or an asshole the size of a soup can.
Nov 6 2013 1:45AM
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Kekambas.
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EASY! asshole the size of a soup can......cuz then you can store soup cans in your ass....DUH
Nov 6 2013 1:49AM
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whoa-dere
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asshole
Nov 6 2013 1:50AM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
... have 10 free dollars or get kicked in the shin really hard?
Nov 6 2013 1:51AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Perma boner or ED?
Nov 6 2013 1:52AM
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coling
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Already have both
Nov 6 2013 1:53AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
a)Repost. Or b)repost.
Nov 6 2013 4:57AM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
I Peed.

and

Would you rather,have sex with your dream girl for one week and no1 else for the rest of college, or have as much sex as you can score with subpar women but never scoring your dream girl throughout college?
Nov 6 2013 5:50AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Perma boner. I could just tuck it up in my waistband.
Nov 6 2013 5:55AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Search bar didn't find put out
Nov 6 2013 9:51AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
perma boner so bitches know whats up.
Nov 6 2013 9:57AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Why would that be the test of my life?
Nov 6 2013 9:57AM
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SFB
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eat toast with peanut butter,  or eat a piece of toast with jelly on it.
Nov 6 2013 10:01AM
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Spagett+
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Ah dude that's sick.
Nov 6 2013 10:03AM
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SFB
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u half to chooz.
Nov 6 2013 10:04AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I choose death
Nov 6 2013 10:06AM
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Wallisch_pl
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that's the best part of eating cheeto's, I'd lick them for all eternity
Nov 6 2013 10:46AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Be extremely attractive, but get stabbing pains in your dick when you have sex?

or

Be really ugly, but get stabbing pains in your dick when you masturbate?
Nov 6 2013 10:48AM
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Wallisch_pl
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simply don't have sex
Nov 6 2013 11:24AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Well you say that.....
Nov 6 2013 11:25AM
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John18_6
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Would you rather break your ankles, or become a washed up Rastafarian skier?
Nov 6 2013 11:35AM
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Benson.
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The first one, because if that is the case, you can just masturbate and still be a very attractive person. If you're ugly and can't masturbate, you're SOL because you won't be able to find anyone to have sex with. So you're ugly, and can't experience sexual pleasure.
Nov 6 2013 11:36AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Eat out oprah or eat a turd
Nov 6 2013 12:53PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
How recently has she showered?
Nov 6 2013 12:56PM
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SFB
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october 8 2010.
Nov 6 2013 1:15PM
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Wallisch_pl
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same thing
Nov 6 2013 2:28PM
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Blurst
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Fight 10 horse sized ducks or 1000 duck sized horses.
Nov 6 2013 2:33PM
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Kekambas.
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1000 duck sized horses, no way your'e going to survive the horse sized ducks.

But damn...1000 is a lot
Nov 6 2013 2:39PM
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Benson.
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One horse-sized duck would make short work of anyone, let alone ten. Ducks can be very temperamental, and one the size of a horse would be terrifying, so yeah. I feel like I might actually have a chance with 1,000 duck-sized horses, but they'd probably overrun and kill me too...
Nov 6 2013 3:31PM
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Wallisch_pl
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stomp on them, it'd be like stomping on kittens
Nov 6 2013 3:34PM
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Benson.
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Easier said than done when there's 1000 of them. And ducks are bigger than most cats anyway.
Nov 6 2013 3:39PM
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Phil-X-
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Sounds like you sir have small cat disorder
Nov 6 2013 3:54PM
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Blurst
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Hmm I dont know, horses are a bit burlier than cats for sure.
Nov 6 2013 4:11PM
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.Hugo.
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Ehhhh I don't know about that. The biggest duck in NA is the common eider and they max out at around 6 pounds.

Also as for your earlier post, i've never seen a duck try and attack a human. Most of them wont even go within 60 yards of a person, or land if one little thing is "off" and not natural. Geese on the other hand, are ferocious little fuckers in the spring
Nov 6 2013 4:12PM
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Benson.
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Wow, you're totally right, I was thinking of geese one of them attacked me when I was six
Nov 6 2013 4:47PM
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Phil-X-
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jesus fuck, man...... can you imagine a horse sized goose hissing at you?
Nov 6 2013 5:06PM
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