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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Be American

Go to cinema
Get shot

Go to school
Get shot

Go to alley
Get shot

Be firefighter
Get shot


Sure do love 'merica

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Nov 6 2013 12:06AM
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Chunter
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OOOOOHH SHOTS FIRED
Nov 6 2013 12:10AM
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Chubbs.
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Nov 6 2013 12:11AM
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earl.squirrelson
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baseball parade... get stomped
Nov 6 2013 12:12AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Nov 6 2013 12:13AM
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deleted5
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this thread is going places.
Nov 6 2013 12:17AM
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JAHpow
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Nov 6 2013 12:22AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Nov 6 2013 12:26AM
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coling
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Meh
Nov 6 2013 12:27AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Thank you for your insight
Nov 6 2013 12:29AM
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remove
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shut up commie
Nov 6 2013 12:32AM
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roddy116
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Be American

live wherever the fuck you want

eat whatever the fuck you want

learn whatever the fuck you want

talk out your ass as much as you want (OP)

be whatever the fuck you want
Nov 6 2013 12:36AM
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Dustin.
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Why are you such a dick?
Nov 6 2013 12:37AM
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earl.squirrelson
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And ski
Nov 6 2013 12:38AM
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roddy116
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and ski as much as you fucking want
Nov 6 2013 12:39AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Only if you don't get shot before any of that happens.
Nov 6 2013 12:43AM
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roddy116
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well I apologize that America is too manly for you, but their is no need to be jealous.
Nov 6 2013 12:44AM
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Beaansss
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Bad mental health and guns don't mix well.
Nov 6 2013 12:46AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Getting shot =/= being manly.

Who woulda thunk it?
Nov 6 2013 12:49AM
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roddy116
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No, but getting shot and surviving is manly as fuck.
Nov 6 2013 12:50AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Qualifications for being American:
-survive gunshots


What
Nov 6 2013 12:52AM
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roddy116
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It could be worse, you could be an african tribal guy and have to get circumsized at the age of 16 with a rusty knife.
Nov 6 2013 12:53AM
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roddy116
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now this man is an american.

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Nov 6 2013 1:13AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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O ok
Nov 6 2013 1:18AM
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act.resist
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Be American

live where ever the fuck you want (unless you're native)


eat whatever the fuck you want (well, eat things that make you poop green because they have a ton of chemical additives. Unless you'd like to pay 10 dollars for an organic orange)


learn whatever the fuck you want (unless it has anything to do with arts or creativity)


talk out your ass as much as you want (pretty much yea always)


be whatever the fuck you want (only if it's something that society deems as "appropriate")

Nov 6 2013 1:22AM
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Old_Greg
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and you were critical of others for their intellectual contribution.
Nov 6 2013 1:23AM
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roddy116
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Natives can live wherever they want, they just have to stop drinking so much and try to get out of their shithole reservation, hell their given more breaks than most people in terms of education.

Eat whatever the fuck you want, go to mcdonalds eat a billion burgers, gain a thousand pounds, slam big gulps all day, no ones gonna stop you. (unless your bloomberg)

You can learn whatever the fuck you want.

Please explain to me hipsters?
Nov 6 2013 1:25AM
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roddy116
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Typical day of a badass American like me.

I woke up at 730 to get to my classes at 8 finished classes by 11.

My friend went hunting so he gave me some elk meat and I ground it up and made elk burgers for whoever wanted them in my dorm.

I worked on my homework while sipping on gin and coke while listening to clay cook until 6

At 6 I went out to a steakhouse with some friends, ate a nice slab of buffalo meat.

after that I went to a cigar shop and bought a very nice Stogie and smoked that all the way back to my dorm.

Now I'm here studying for a test tomorrow while planning out my next touring trip this weekend.

yeah I'm kind of a badass.
Nov 6 2013 1:32AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Implying you can't do this in most other countries in the world.
Nov 6 2013 1:33AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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O ok
Nov 6 2013 1:35AM
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roddy116
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there isn't really any other first world country that is like this.

For example canada banned fox news, religious symbols etc...

America is the only place where you can really live your life how you want to. (of course that being said there shall be repercussions if you are a heroin dealer)
Nov 6 2013 1:37AM
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fupaface
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Nov 6 2013 1:48AM
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whoa-dere
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not a bad thing at all

anyways, meh white people
Nov 6 2013 1:53AM
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roddy116
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yeah suppression of freedom of speech and the press is a real good thing...
Nov 6 2013 1:55AM
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JAHpow
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I so wish I could give you more karma roddy
Nov 6 2013 1:57AM
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whoa-dere
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it's fox news
Nov 6 2013 2:00AM
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JAHpow
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Because MSNBC is soooo balanced and unbiased

give me break
Nov 6 2013 2:02AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Just read up on the proposed banning, and I agree that it's pretty fucked up. However, saying that america is a place where you can live your life absolutely free is a bit ridiculous. Lets use homosexuals as an example. Sure, there are no direct laws saying that you can't be gay, but there are definitely factors that can prevent a homosexual person from "living their life how they want to". As far as I'm aware, only 14 out of 50 states have same-sex marriage legalized, and don't forget how socially acceptable it is to persecute/demonize gays in western culture. Hell, the word gay is considered an insult when said to someone. So why can they be overlooked in the "land of the free"? Or are they the exception?
Nov 6 2013 2:05AM
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act.resist
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I was being facetious, but since were on the topic we "reserved" the shittiest/least useful pieces of land for natives to live. Why would we do that in the first place? Because the government wants them to stay there and typically they do. But then we figure out that theres some natural resource there and we want it back! What does that make us? Stupid
Nov 6 2013 2:11AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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>implying any of the points made in this thread haven't been "muh freedums" or ad hominem attacks.
Nov 6 2013 2:11AM
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roddy116
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and?
Nov 6 2013 2:17AM
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roddy116
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actually today its 15. and marriage is just a title, you can still live together in a house and have all the man-on-man sexy fun time you want in any state.
Nov 6 2013 2:18AM
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act.resist
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Oh now i remember, you're painfully conservative.
Nov 6 2013 2:21AM
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roddy116
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now that was a disturbingly feminine statement XD
Nov 6 2013 2:22AM
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act.resist
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well if thats what theyre calling it these days...
Nov 6 2013 2:25AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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But it's still enforced by law that they can't get married. What if it's something they strongly believe in? It's no different from the preposition in Quebec saying that people can't wear hijabs etc at work. They can still wear a burka at home and have all the muslim-on-muslim sexy time they want right? It's no different.
Nov 6 2013 2:25AM
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roddy116
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seriously when you say anything. I just imagine you screaming as loud as you can calling people names rather than making a point.

Anyway why is that statement "painfully conservative"
Nov 6 2013 2:26AM
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roddy116
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yeah and? no one is saying you can't dress like a total flamer or can't wear a burka out in public in America.

Just another reason why Canada is more oppressive than you would think.

This just hit me actually, people think Canada is very free because Canada is pretty gosh darn liberal, so if everything agrees to them, they have no need to see the other side of things and not look at the big picture of how much your country actually sucks.

Its your own little liberal utopia, ITS SO CUTE!!!!
Nov 6 2013 2:29AM
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act.resist
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Right, anyway that statement wasnt conservative. I was just making an observation that popped into my head.

I totes agree that america is the freest of them all. Otherwise how would i even be on the internet as a woman and have the ability to speak freely. I was just making fun of the flaws that america tries to hide.
Nov 6 2013 2:32AM
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roddy116
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seriously though, the more I look into canada's politics the more it seems like a large society of the book, the giver.

if you have never read it, its about a 12 year old boy who lives in the ultimate nanny state, but was elected by a high council to be given knowledge about what the world is outside of where he grew up in.
Nov 6 2013 2:34AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Haha I think you fail to see my point. Whether it's gays not being able to get married or muslim people not being able to wear a hijab, it's still the oppression of that persons beliefs. But oh right, none of that matters cus muh freedums.

Also, good thing you pulled the "damn liberals" card out your ass. You wouldn't want to seem like you're running out of arguments or anything.
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