The internet does not exist as you know it.
What you know as the internet is actually a front from a secret extra-terrestrial power to make the humans amongst us believe anything. They sucked us into this environment with unlimited pornography, before creating the infinite source of knowledge (wikipedia) to mislead us. While we use this source, we believe we are strengthening our intellects/ wrists, but we are in fact being weakened by a far greater, evil, alien power. There will come a time, maybe in 10, maybe even 100 years; when after centuries of watching this power invades our planet, raping, pillaging and stealing all that we have.
However, those of us who know about this plan are prepared. Our mission is to use all possible resources that may be of value to the intergalactic community. We must burn oil, destroy forests, use up nuclear fuel, and melt all the ice. We will not be overrun by the intergalactic scum. We will fight when the time comes.