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Hey guys, Im new here and have a question.

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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
So i just got a serious case of the gaper. This rare disease can only be cured by your legendary steeziness. I need advice on how to escape this hell hole Im stuck in called gaper. If you guys could give me all you serious advice i will give you much karma. TYVM
Nov 2 2013 12:12AM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
Suck Tim Wallaces dick
Nov 2 2013 12:15AM
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profa_212
Posts: 8647 - Karma: 32,671
lick my anus....it's the only way....
Nov 2 2013 12:15AM
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LegitBussiness
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
DONGERINO MOTHERFUCKERINO

Nov 2 2013 12:16AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
dont be a pussy ass bitch
Nov 2 2013 12:16AM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
Date, time, and location. If you insist i must i will.
Nov 2 2013 12:17AM
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TopherRitz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,322
Step 1: choose trick.
Step 2: say fuck it.
Step 3: huck it.
Nov 2 2013 11:41AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
FUCK OFF OP
Nov 2 2013 11:45AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
OP start by watching this:

LINE Traveling Circus - Episode 4 - Style Coach from Line Skis on Vimeo.

Nov 2 2013 12:00PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
Just don't look like a gaper and avoid trendwhore skittle outerwear
Nov 2 2013 12:07PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
embrace your inner gaper. by doing so you will have more fun and feel more likely to try new things.
Nov 2 2013 12:12PM
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mt.hemel
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,150
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Nov 2 2013 12:44PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
xxxxxxxxl or you're a pussy

Just kidding OP, try to not follow the trends in skiing and make your own style. And avoid bright colors as much as you can.
Sorry for spelling im on mobile
Nov 2 2013 2:18PM
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.Steezy-McGee.
Posts: 369 - Karma: 2,620
Just have fun honestly. Go for shit, don't be scared to fall, and don't be scared what other people think of you. Thats my 2 cents.
Nov 2 2013 3:26PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
1. Divide your age by 2. ie 20/2=10
2. get as many "x" as that number. so xxxxxxxxxxLt
3. suck todd walnuts earlobes.
4. eat a bag of dicks.
5. ?????????????
6. profit
Nov 2 2013 3:38PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,694
OP would have 6 xl
Nov 2 2013 3:54PM
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
Kill other gapers to increase your chances of being a non gaper.
Nov 2 2013 5:04PM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
Sure bro.
Nov 2 2013 5:16PM
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BennettAllen
Posts: 187 - Karma: 692
just accept it
Nov 2 2013 6:18PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2906 - Karma: 14,405
Come on everyone will laugh at him those are the ones from 2 years ago, OP you need this:
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or

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Nov 2 2013 7:32PM
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.tomskis
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,025
#findanus2013
Nov 2 2013 8:33PM
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Vermont
Posts: 130 - Karma: 302
be different from the others
Nov 3 2013 11:50AM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
1. Buy Full Tilts regardless of how they feel on your feet
2. Buy Twin Tips that are at least 2 sizes to long.
3. Get super trendy and bright neon colored outerwear.
4. Buy a gopro
5. Put gopro on a ski pole
6. Straight air jumps in the park, and go straight onto boxes and film with gopro (preferably mounted on your helmet)
7. edit in Imovie then add the song Sail by Awolnation.

Optional:
-Be good at skiing
-Have your own style

Nov 3 2013 1:18PM
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TopherRitz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,322
or Move Bitch by Ludacris
Nov 3 2013 5:44PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
That's not gaper
Nov 3 2013 8:18PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
pot pot, lots and lots of pot...
Nov 3 2013 8:41PM
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haggerty___seth
Posts: 2 - Karma: 55
Just say fuck it and don't try to ride park cuz your too big of a pussy to do anything.
Nov 3 2013 8:43PM
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rylee.the.jedi
Posts: 410 - Karma: 368
Don't wear saga and just do shitty 180's, then you won't be a gaper in my eyes. I swear all the gapers at my home mountain do the above mentioned.
Nov 3 2013 8:58PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
keep it alive
Nov 3 2013 8:59PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Embrace the gap. Attitude is everything.
Nov 3 2013 9:43PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,496
What does this even mean
Nov 3 2013 9:47PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
I heard those yellow boots come with a free gram of pot
Nov 3 2013 9:48PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
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If they only give you a gram of the pot then how do you expect me to grow any fucking flowers. I need the whole thing. OP dont get those boots if they only give you a gram.
Nov 3 2013 11:28PM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
Thanks for the advice dude!
Nov 4 2013 5:48PM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
good for you OP. The first step is admitting it
Nov 4 2013 8:07PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3337 - Karma: 5,682
The only real cure is cougar slaying. Trust me
Nov 4 2013 8:13PM
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shredched
Posts: 309 - Karma: 483
DONT BE A PUSSY
Nov 4 2013 8:21PM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
How does one do this legendary cougar slaying you speak of?
Nov 5 2013 4:55PM
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