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Snacking problem

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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
i think i have a very bad snacking problem i cannot stop eating cheez its i eat like 3 boxes a week.

sometimes i forgo real meals for the cheez its and it makes me feel sick

i think i may be addicted

someone help
Oct 30 2013 11:23PM
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GayWolf420
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Why dont you eat my balls.
Oct 30 2013 11:23PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You're eating boxes of cheese? Like a box? Of cheese?
Oct 30 2013 11:33PM
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act.resist
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oh god i have that same problem. once you start eating cheese its you cant stop. they're so buttery and salty and delicious.

you should just be a poor college student like me and then you'll never eat anything and lose a ton of weight.
Oct 30 2013 11:35PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
Fuck off, this is NOT a joke you despicable piece of shit
Oct 30 2013 11:41PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
Just stop eating the cheese itz. Eat an apple. You are addicting to snax because i've been there too. It's doo doo baby.

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Oct 30 2013 11:45PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Oh I'm serious. It is a problem especially if you're eating boxes of cheese. I've never heard cheese put into that measurement before
Oct 30 2013 11:46PM
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Benson.
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A drum of jelly? Like seriously? A drum?

A pallet of chocolate covered pretzels? What is this?
Oct 30 2013 11:50PM
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act.resist
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it says cheese its...

well it says "cheez its"
Oct 31 2013 12:01AM
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coldcuts69
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you are my least favorite member


congratulations
Oct 31 2013 12:03AM
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Aidan-G
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Oh haha dyslexic moment. I read it in my head as "I can't stop eating cheez, it's like I eat 3 boxes a week." My bad
Oct 31 2013 12:05AM
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Aidan-G
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Shit guess I'll have to cry myself to sleep again.
Oct 31 2013 12:06AM
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SFB
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dude ur such a pusy. u fukn wanker.
Oct 31 2013 12:07AM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 31 2013 12:08AM
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GnarNinja
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Oct 31 2013 12:19AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
no i totes thought he said a box of cheez at first too, but then i was like...that can't be right. plus he'd probably be really constipated
Oct 31 2013 12:38AM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
I feel you man I have the exact same problem. What's you start eating Cheez its you can't stop. They're like the crack of snacks.
Oct 31 2013 12:46AM
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Ski.Ballet
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This is far and away the best response in this context. I just cracked up for a solid 5 min.
Oct 31 2013 12:49AM
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860media*
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god dammit im tired
Oct 31 2013 12:59AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
eat some crack, or some twack
Oct 31 2013 1:12AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
lol OP is a pussy, when I was 12 I ate at least 5 boxes of cheese-itz a week. U know why? cuz I didint give a FUCK!1
Oct 31 2013 1:49AM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
I clicked on that actually expecting counseling. Fuck you and your misleading pictures.
Oct 31 2013 2:08AM
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E__
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You
are
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BONER.
Oct 31 2013 3:46AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
If you keep eating so much cheese it can clog like arteries to your heart or whatever and you get heart attackz
Oct 31 2013 8:31AM
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Spiri7o
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embrace it
Oct 31 2013 1:44PM
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Nacho+
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Oct 31 2013 1:52PM
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