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Most Asshole Thing That Ski Patrol Has Done To You

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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Clipping My Pass For Being Too Drunk.

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Oct 30 2013 10:13PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
they save my life everyday.
Oct 30 2013 10:15PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Not clipping more drunk assholes passes.
Oct 30 2013 10:16PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
was apparently skiing too fast at a bay last weekend while wearing a bright yellow hoodie and the ski patrol pointed me out and yelled "YELLOW MELLOW YELLOW MELLOW!!" not an asshole thing but was hella funny
Oct 30 2013 10:20PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Threatened to have my pass pulled for ducking a rope on a run that is maybe a football field in length. Just doing their job though.
Oct 30 2013 10:22PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
i tossed a snowball at the chairlift control room and an angry ski patrol guy named "greg" was wating at the top.
Oct 30 2013 10:23PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
They call me out for ducking ropes but I never lie to them about what I have done and cause of that I have never gotten my pass pulled or clipped.
Oct 30 2013 10:25PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
One fucked my bitch. But their name was based god so it was ok. You can fuck my bitch based god.
Oct 30 2013 10:27PM
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stylinskiing124
Posts: 142 - Karma: 116
All you gotta do is respect then and you can do whatcha want
Oct 30 2013 10:31PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
They never allow me to ride in the chair lift with bottles of beer. : (
Oct 30 2013 10:34PM
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joe_dirt
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,405
they said i ha dot much style.
Oct 30 2013 11:58PM
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joe_dirt
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,405
*They said I have to much style.
Oct 30 2013 11:59PM
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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,839
no such thing
Oct 31 2013 12:03AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
They searched my backpack not ten seconds after I finished the last beer
Oct 31 2013 12:18AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
They made me stop hitting rails when I was on patrol :(
Oct 31 2013 12:23AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Did you beat the shit out of Greg?
Oct 31 2013 12:23AM
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eheath
Posts: 61136 - Karma: 118,601
They closed an area of the resort to check avalanche danger, WHAT DICKS!!

When I was 15 they took my knocked out ass down to my parents car when I couldnt even walk so i could go to the ER, DOUCHE BAGS!!


Fuck you dip shit kids, ski patrol just do their job, just because you break the rules and get caught doesn't mean you should lash on someone who works 100 times harder than you have ever worked in your life.
Oct 31 2013 12:23AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Ski patrol's never done anything for or against me, so they're cool in my book I guess
Oct 31 2013 12:31AM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 573 - Karma: 4,320
they blew up chads gap
Oct 31 2013 12:35AM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Calm Yourself I am On A Patrol. I Love What They Do But I Am Not Ignorant To Some Of The Douchieness. I Can Talk Shit Because I Am One, Just Like Black People Can Say The N Word.
Oct 31 2013 12:55AM
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eheath
Posts: 61136 - Karma: 118,601
Why Do You Capitalize Every Word In Your Sentence?

My comment was more-so directed to the general public.
Oct 31 2013 12:57AM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
Drove me to whistler medical center when I broke my collarbone.
Oct 31 2013 12:58AM
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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,839
He was feeling Tanner Hall ish...
Oct 31 2013 12:59AM
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d00d
Posts: 2686 - Karma: 7,067
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Oct 31 2013 1:00AM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
first day of ski season they marked all of our ski groups passes for first offense because one kid jumped a knoll. they said the park patrol yelled at us to stop and we didnt. how are we supposed to know when were flying down the fucking hill. and theres no slow signs
Oct 31 2013 2:24AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
if you don't constantly act like an ass on the mountain you won't get pulled. if you do something wrong own up to it and apologize. patrol and mountain safety are there for a reason to keep the mountain as safe as possible.
Oct 31 2013 2:37AM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
Had a douche patroller take passes from a large group. Shirley was open but Granite CHief was not and they had some signs kind of halfway between shirly and granite, however these signs were not very visible at all. I was behind them, saw a guy in a Santa suite (patroller) yelling telling people to go around (past the sign) and come to him. Instead of going past where you are not supposed to go, I jumped off/over a bunch of rocks to stay in the area. He yelled, I skied towards him because I didnt think anything was wrong as I didnt go out of bounds. Long story short it was a yelling match for awhile as everyone was pissed (I did not yell) He took everyones passes, was totally unnecessary. They gave the passes back the next morning as it was Christmases. I filmed the whole thing on my GoPro and one can see that he was being pretty unreasonable.

Other then that I have had positive experiences with patrollers, most are super chill, this one guy was just a tool.
Oct 31 2013 2:50AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I'd imagine the "enforcing the rules" part of patrolling is really rough. Everyone on the mountain wants to break the rules and ski as fast and as hard as they can, but I'm sure it's almost impossible for the average patroller to differentiate between the riders that can break the rules "safely" and those who can't.

The fact of the matter is that some people can toss inverts, poach certain areas, and fly through slow zones with very little risk of danger. Others cannot.

I've only had a couple truly unreasonable encounters with pro patrol. And volleys and "safety patrol" should be held accountable to what they are - volunteers and amateurs. Any legit skier should know that shit may hit the fan if they get caught poaching by the wrong patroller at the the wrong time.
Oct 31 2013 4:05AM
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noreasterprod
Posts: 578 - Karma: 606
Didn't have a basket on my pole so one guy took it away because it was "dangerous" and I still haven't gotten that pole back
Oct 31 2013 8:21AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
i chucked a rental ski pole at a squirrel and the ski patrol behind me saw it and made me pick up all the ski poles along the lift path
Oct 31 2013 8:37AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
At my mountain ski patrol uses speed radar guns and they had me going 65km/h in a supposedly 20 max zone
Oct 31 2013 8:38AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
i love the police
Oct 31 2013 8:46AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
This.

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Oct 31 2013 8:46AM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
I'm guessing you later hunted him down and kicked his ass, as you normally do.
Oct 31 2013 11:11AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I was kind of with you until here; I really don't think ski patrol works anywhere near as hard as me or many other people...
Oct 31 2013 11:17AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
Ski patrollers are generally pretty cool. If you find ones that are dicks just ski away. I remember one guy telling me how on the busy holiday weekends they'd look for noobs ducking ropes and scare the shit out of them about clipping their passes then the people would give them money to bribe them. The one guy made a few hundred in a busy holiday weekend.


I thought it was hilarious. Also blazed with plenty of them.
Oct 31 2013 11:40AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,830
Actually I thought of something.


I got my pass pulled a few times and threatened other times for skiing the halfpipe at gore. There was a big orange sign that said "SNOWBOARD ONLY". Pretty lame considering I 1as only about 10 and was doing both sports at that time.

At least those days are gone. Even though I don't really ski anymore fuck that shit, let the skier in the stunt ditch.
Oct 31 2013 11:43AM
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corona
Posts: 12753 - Karma: 32,281
ha. I've never been told to not hit rails while patrolling. Although have been threatened many times that if they see me fall I owe them beer.
Oct 31 2013 11:48AM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
Oh you know they're super knowledgable and well qualified these days, at least in WA. Most of them can also ski pretty decently. They're around just in case I need my ass saved, so I am pretty thankful really...
Oct 31 2013 11:56AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
On the real, they got me off the hill when I was concussed. I made sure I sent a thank you card and my parents hooked him up with beer.
Oct 31 2013 12:11PM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Closed a section of the mountain due to high avi risk. Total assholes.
Oct 31 2013 12:24PM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
I am a ski patroller and I have saved lives before, I just though it would be fun to create a thread so people could share their stories and stuff, Sorry if it came across a touche too IGNANT.
Oct 31 2013 12:25PM
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eheath
Posts: 61136 - Karma: 118,601
They work harder than these needle dick teenagers who bitch about patrol taking their passes.
Oct 31 2013 12:29PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
nothing, because i'm not a fucking moron like the rest of you kids
Oct 31 2013 12:34PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
you guys! internet! hey! i work harder than ski patrol. this is an important message for the internet, pls respond so i know you received this information
Oct 31 2013 12:36PM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
Nothing really, other than opening trails later than they should be.
Oct 31 2013 12:41PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,039
Whistler Blackcomb ski patrol kill it!
Oct 31 2013 12:44PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141

I'm not sure why you would get the impression that I was trying to brag about working hard, first of all. That's not something you really brag about. "Oh man, I'm such a slave to my employer, you should all be more like me".

Second, if you were going to do so, I don't know why it would make sense to do it by comparing yourself to ski patrol. I'm not saying ski patrol is the easiest job ever by any stretch of the imagination, but it's not some off-the-charts insane thing where you're grinding it out for 14 hours a day. My point is that there are plenty of barbacks and landscapers and janitors and roofers who have equally tough jobs as your average ski patroller. Though there are obviously different jobs within ski patrol and the job would be completely different at Revelstoke as opposed to Blue Mountain.

All I was saying is I don't think Evan is necessarily right since for all I know some kid works as a dishwasher in a super busy pub 5 nights a week. Either way it was just an offhanded comment and not worth having a huge debate over.

Oct 31 2013 12:49PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
this exactly man haha, just messin around. cause i'm bored at work....
Oct 31 2013 12:55PM
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SHHAARROON
Posts: 273 - Karma: 234
I'm ski patrol at my mountain. When kids build jumps I always tell them how to make it better and I always test it haah.
Oct 31 2013 1:00PM
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