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What is the stupidest thing you did this week?

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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
I spray-painted Free Candy on the side of my van in the school parking lot. I thought it was funny, my principals, the police, and my parents did not.


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Oct 28 2013 10:10PM
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town_nudist
Posts: 92 - Karma: 207
i did anal.... and got aids :(
Oct 28 2013 10:14PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Punched my alarm clock really hard after I realized that it was completely broken and doesn't make noise anymore. Made me late as fuck for work.
Oct 28 2013 10:16PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Accidentally walked into the mens bathroom. Had no idea until I came out of the stall and there was an asian guy staring at me.
Oct 28 2013 10:18PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Had sex with a chubby I met on tinder.

Note to myself: NEVER USE TINDER TO HOOK UP ANYMORE!
Oct 28 2013 10:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i accidentally drove my mercedes on a monday when it was ferarri day! haha ohhhhh silly me.
Oct 28 2013 10:20PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
well today is monday, so the week has only just begun. (still many stupid things to come)

but i tend to do something stupid everyday. the highlight last week was letting my camera fall down on a tripod and break the lens.
Oct 28 2013 10:24PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
Ah yes, I forgot it was monday. Felt like Sunday due to the long weekend. Even though technically Sunday is the beginning of the week.
Oct 28 2013 10:26PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Emptied a bongs water in to a cup, which I placed on my desk. Of course in my drunk and high state I knocked the cup over, spilling all over half my desk.


So I move the cup to the other side of my desk and wipe down the desk of all the water

not one second after I finished wiping down that spill I knocked the rest of the cup over on the other side of the desk
Oct 28 2013 10:28PM
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k2andcannoli
Posts: 644 - Karma: -36
Nearly rolled my Jeep off a cliff due to massive erosion from recent rain and a bag of wine.
Oct 28 2013 10:29PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
High as fuck on friday, went to get some sodas and some gum and was going to pay with my debit card and I was so high that I forgot the passcode. Had to walk away defeated with my hands empty.
Oct 28 2013 10:37PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
The stupidest thing I've done this week was get up and go to school today...
Oct 28 2013 10:43PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Pussied out
Oct 28 2013 10:46PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Drugs
Oct 29 2013 8:27AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,412
I posted in this thread
Oct 29 2013 8:30AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
stayed with my gf
Oct 29 2013 9:08AM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,694
Gave my skis top sheet chipping by dropping them on my floor. I'm decently retarted
Oct 29 2013 9:36AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
well maybe you shouldn't drink and drive dumbass
Oct 29 2013 9:40AM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
not bitch slapping my ex girlfriend of three yrs who just broke up with me over a text. what a bitch, she deserves a good backhand . haha jks, but really
Oct 29 2013 9:43AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
why the fuck would you ever buy a van like that in the first place? That's a more of a stupid move than spray painting it
Oct 29 2013 9:46AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
tripped and fell into this girl's tits
Oct 29 2013 9:52AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
That's actually really funny OP

But then again why the shit did you do that?
Oct 29 2013 11:24AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Seconded.
Oct 29 2013 11:26AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
should of sent it off, wouldve been a better outcome. you drunk driving fuck.
Oct 29 2013 11:44AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Counted to potato
Oct 29 2013 11:54AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
bought some blow and threw hooker off a roof. just for fun.
Oct 29 2013 12:12PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Read this as: "off a cliff due to a massive erection...."
Oct 29 2013 12:45PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
climbed to the roof of a condo building thats being built near my house, got noticed by someone apparently who called the cops, then three cruisers showed up and the girl i was with and I had to hide on the roof for about 45 minutes while cops with flashlights looked all around the construction site, then left.

and it was sorta raining / sleet. coulda been worse i guess, we got away fine.
Oct 29 2013 2:21PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Dropped a ring down my sink, unscrewed the pipe to get it out. The pipe was full of water so i pored it into the sink.... My floor got all wet and I felt like the Idiot that I am.
Oct 29 2013 2:42PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
that just sounds fucking awesome.
Oct 29 2013 3:37PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This is hilarious in that "I would probably do the same thing but it's funny because it happened to you and not me" kind of way. I just pictured you realizing what was going on while mid-pour and lol'd big time.
Oct 29 2013 3:49PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
Get a weld in cage with frame tie ins. Proceed to roll away.

As for me, I was semi-lost after a road trip and couldn't remember if i lived on mountain view avenue, road, drive, or fucking boulevard. I confused the shit out of myself and maps.
Oct 29 2013 4:50PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Opening this thread.
Oct 29 2013 4:51PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
My dad only makes 5 mil though man
Oct 29 2013 4:54PM
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k2andcannoli
Posts: 644 - Karma: -36
Haha yeah I was going to mention that I was in my rock crawler and on a closed blm road seeing what all the fuss was about.

And while its still not "legal", no one was put at risk by my drunken fun.
Oct 29 2013 5:05PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
Hey, from all the rolls I've watched, only one person was ever actually injured. I wish my friends could understand that my jeep on wide ass tires and an aftermarket cage is safer than their subaru
Oct 29 2013 5:09PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
It seemed like a good idea at the time. I always wanted to do it and my friend had spray-paint at school so I did. But I guess it wasn't the best thing to do haha.
Oct 29 2013 5:52PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
I got it for free from my grandparents, so i'm not complaining. It's also great for sleeping in at bush parties and other stuff like that so it's really not that bad.
Oct 29 2013 5:58PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Hence forth I have not done anything retarded but the first day back to school I forgot my friends name even though we've been buds for about a year and he was cheesed for a while but it's good now
Oct 29 2013 6:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
wait so how did you get caught
Oct 29 2013 8:36PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Rollerbladed
Oct 29 2013 9:40PM
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k2andcannoli
Posts: 644 - Karma: -36
As far as a ski whip, if its the allwheel drive, those Astros are killer. First off you can damn near stand up in it, great for changing. Decent mileage, cheap to fix, and room for every fucking thing you own.
...so you must think the traveling circus van was a terrible choice too.
Oct 29 2013 9:48PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
forgot a bag of weed in my backpack from sunday night, opened my bag in class, looked at the bag, and took it out not knowing what it was. Teacher was in the room, didn't notice/know it was me.



Oct 29 2013 9:55PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Ok shit I punched a midget god dammit shit
Oct 29 2013 10:12PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Why the fuck not? OP's van is chill as fuck. Road trips, storage, fucking girls, intimidating people. Endless opportunities really...
Oct 29 2013 10:18PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
>got drunk
>blew a few lines of coke
>convinced I was no longer drunk
>drank more
>coke wore off
>laid down
>spins
>vomit
Oct 29 2013 11:17PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
tried to 360 on a mountain bike.
Oct 29 2013 11:48PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
In all seriousness though, probably not rushing to the bathroom fast enough when I had to vomit. That's not that bad though, pretty solid week so far.
Oct 30 2013 12:28AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Let's just say wild raccoons do not take kindly to being poked with an erection
Oct 30 2013 12:30AM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
Clicked on a link to reddit from my cousin.

Suzie walks into the living room where her Daddy is watchin TV on a Friday night.

Suzie: "Dad...can I have the car tonight?"

Daddy: "Nah, I don't think so Suzie."

Suzie: "Oh, please Dad....please please please....I'll do anything to get the car tonight. I want to go out with my friends SO bad."

Daddy: "You'll do anything?"

Suzie: "Anything!"

Daddy: "Ok, well....give Daddy a little head and you can have the car."

Suzie thinks about it for a minute, but she wants to go out so bad, she decides to do it and starts sucking on Daddy's pecker.

Suzie: "DAD! Your dick tastes like SHIT!"

Dad: "Oh darn, that's right...your brother got the car tonight."

Oct 30 2013 12:32AM
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