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Valhalla naked ski segment

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Pool.
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patagonia just dropped a segment from Valhalla

Oct 23 2013 12:00PM
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liftedresearcher
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only in nelson
Oct 23 2013 12:09PM
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smelllllllllly
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showin' errthang. thats sweetgrass in a nutshell
Oct 23 2013 12:24PM
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corona
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that's hilarious. the girl crashing and hitting the tree made me pucker up though. would not be fun.
Oct 23 2013 12:24PM
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t_rob
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I'm currently sitting in a Panara so I will not be watching it now but I loved it when I saw it at if3.

Get ready for constant laughs and smiles.
Oct 23 2013 12:44PM
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HWW
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Undeniably the most epic segment of all time.

On a different note, this is great way to analyse technique & physical movements, which are usually hidden by clothing. We should see more of this in the future please.
Oct 23 2013 12:47PM
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hemlockjibber8
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beat me to it

Oct 23 2013 12:51PM
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RubberSoul
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Oct 23 2013 12:51PM
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Holte
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Oct 23 2013 12:56PM
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Tross
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Seriously funny shit - and on hump day, no less.

Oct 23 2013 1:09PM
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Troy.
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+500
Oct 23 2013 1:29PM
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ny300z
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wow hahaha

some sick lines in their too lol
Oct 23 2013 1:34PM
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Lemon
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Saw titties. Was chill
Oct 23 2013 2:15PM
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ThaLorax
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Well NS has been fiending to see Sierra Quitquit's titties. Now they can have peace. As hot as she is, I must say though, her ass looks better in staged photo shoots. I'd still follow her naked ass down any mountain happily.
Oct 23 2013 2:28PM
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speedin
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I am laughing uncontrollably in my cubicle at my office. It got so bad that my co workers came over to find out what I was thought was sooo damn funny. Truly epic.


Oct 23 2013 2:33PM
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Wizerd
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I would not be comfortable in that situation
Oct 23 2013 3:16PM
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schism
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I was in the group ski scene, you got used to it.
Oct 23 2013 3:18PM
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Faction
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This is awesone !
Oct 23 2013 3:49PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Why is this pron aloud on Ns?
Oct 23 2013 4:19PM
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Jesse.White
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Dont they need a pron lisense for that?
Oct 23 2013 4:36PM
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ThaLorax
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There's no sex therefore it's freedom of expression.
Oct 23 2013 4:37PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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it's art you monkey
Oct 23 2013 4:46PM
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UpNorth
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You guys have just been staring at a bunch of naked guys for 2.5 minutes.. HA-HA
Oct 23 2013 4:51PM
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No.Quarter
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I chuckled through the whole thing
Oct 23 2013 5:09PM
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ThaLorax
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It's not like there's much to see when it's that cold...
Oct 23 2013 5:12PM
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NinetyFour
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Surprised we didn't see EllieRasta in this seggy.
Oct 23 2013 5:15PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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new favorite thread
Oct 23 2013 6:39PM
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JDUB28
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yeah pool!
Oct 23 2013 7:25PM
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schism
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I'm pretty sure you don't see Sierra's boobs in Valhalla. You do see her bum.
Oct 23 2013 7:27PM
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zflink
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Mad shrinkage. Mad respect.
Oct 23 2013 7:31PM
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SteezyMagee
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I was just doing some research for a school paper and saw that this video was on the front page of the huffington post website.
Oct 23 2013 8:08PM
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JDUBSki22
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We want more girls hahaha
Oct 23 2013 8:29PM
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Che~
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Shane would be so proud
Oct 23 2013 8:37PM
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ThaLorax
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Upon further examination I believe you are correct. I think I mistook the cutie in the flatbrim hat (Molly Baker?) for Sierra.
Oct 23 2013 9:06PM
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skiierman
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Don't worry, bro, its called puberty. You'll get used to it.


Oct 23 2013 9:12PM
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Mag
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Mere temperature alone can not shrink the enormous balls these guys have for doing this.



& Kyle's write up on this was pretty amusing, worth a gander

http://freeski.downdays.eu/featured/23/10/2013/titties-hippies-and-pow-a-review-of-valhalla/


What I want to know is whether or not the chairlifts they were going up were public or what?

Also do they no longer have skin after freezing to them.
Oct 23 2013 9:29PM
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rasta_bry29
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Actually so funny, they have balls to ski pow naked, that would be damn cold
Oct 23 2013 9:42PM
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AGOF
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seriously surprised at the lack of spread eagles, thatd be my trick for sure
Oct 23 2013 9:44PM
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___ASP___
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cutie on the chairlift at :35 in, great segment hahaha
Oct 23 2013 10:00PM
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schism
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When I went to go film with Sweetgrass for the chairlift scene, the resort (whitewater) had been closed for about 2 weeks. They ran the lift for about 2 hours while we filmed that part.

It was late april and close to 10 degrees celsius at the bottom of the chair so it wasn't that cold. I got a huge sun burn on right side.

And Lorax

The girl isn't molly baker either, shes actually my roommate, just another Nelson local that helped out last year. I'll tell her you think shes cute hahaha.

Anyways it's a rad movie and everyone should go see it.
Oct 23 2013 10:02PM
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DGski
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/naked-skiing-segment-valhalla-sweetgrass-productions_n_4145133.html

pretty sweet


Oct 23 2013 10:12PM
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d00d
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I was all happy about the tits but then I think I may have seen some dick. Still epic
Oct 23 2013 10:22PM
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i_have_a_dick
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10x more tits and ass than all of the hoodcrew and last friday edits combined.
Oct 23 2013 10:25PM
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Ski.Ballet
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Meanwhile, in Canada...
Oct 23 2013 10:33PM
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anashyo
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aw this is awesome!
Oct 23 2013 10:33PM
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T.Hartman
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sweetASS productions.

Oct 23 2013 10:49PM
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Anchorfilms
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Oct 23 2013 10:57PM
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ThaLorax
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Ask her if she'll marry me so I can become a Canadian citizen and we can ski naked together forever.
Oct 23 2013 11:03PM
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Avifarer
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naked olympic moguls. lets really see how hard you train
Oct 23 2013 11:13PM
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Bagina
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While I was jacking off to some shots I'd later realise that they were guys. It's not gay if you don't know.
Oct 23 2013 11:17PM
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raymondcabral
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Best naked skiing I've seen yet. Titties always win.
Oct 23 2013 11:47PM
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