Member of the Month

JalmarKalmar
April, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Skiing related way to ask a girl to homecoming?

profile picture
gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
my schools homecoming dance is coming up and apparently i have to actually ask my girlfriend to go with me even though were already going out which is pretty much the gayest shit ever. but anyways, were both skier so i wondering if any of you NSers (especially girls) could think of a good/funny/cute skiing related way to ask her
Oct 20 2013 1:24AM
302 44
profile picture
NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Pee in her butt. She'll know and understand what's going on.
Oct 20 2013 1:31AM
32 3
profile picture
WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
Give her a pink dildo that says "Homecomming?" on it
Oct 20 2013 1:37AM
14 0
profile picture
Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
you could go with the classic: cut her skis into like fourths and spell out "HC?" or you could pull the ol 1-2 1-2 and kill her family. ( doesn't always work but hey)
Oct 20 2013 1:37AM
19 0
profile picture
marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
Ever seen Napolean Dynamite? The cake works.
Oct 20 2013 1:41AM
6 1
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Get first tracks on a pow day and spell out homecomming across the mountain.
Oct 20 2013 1:42AM
7 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Run up to her at school. Spell out "Homecoming?" on her chest in jizz while yelling "IT'S SNOWING! IT'S SNOWING!"
Oct 20 2013 1:45AM
22 0
profile picture
JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Go skiing with the girl, on the lift turn to her and say "Hey want to go to homecoming with me?" she says yes you kiss perhaps and have a grand ol day skiing. Kids these days are so fucking wack when they try to get all elaborate to ask a girl to a dance. Just fucking ask.
Oct 20 2013 1:47AM
17 2
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I don't think my idea is that elaborate. Pretty straightforward if you ask me
Oct 20 2013 1:49AM
15 1
profile picture
Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
Buy her a hotdog and write Homecoming in ketchup and mustard
Oct 20 2013 1:49AM
6 0
profile picture
NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Homecumming. Brilliant.
Oct 20 2013 1:51AM
21 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Exactly
Oct 20 2013 1:52AM
5 0
profile picture
whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
better yet just use your own hotdog
Oct 20 2013 1:59AM
3 0
profile picture
Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
better yet use my hot dog
Oct 20 2013 2:11AM
9 1
profile picture
Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
If to are good with basework/tuning, buy a old cheap pair of skis, they don't even have to be rideable, and cut it into the base, and fill i with different color ptex.
Oct 20 2013 2:34AM
3 0
profile picture
Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
>Be you
>Bring woman to hill
>ask question
>give whitewash
>ski with men
Oct 20 2013 2:56AM
5 2
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Psh girls.

Write it in the snow with solo cups underneath the chairlift
Oct 20 2013 3:07AM
4 3
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
haha what? you just tell her she's going to homecoming with you because... what the hell else are you doing on a friday night?
Oct 20 2013 3:09AM
2 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Better yet use siracha instead of ketchup
Oct 20 2013 3:09AM
2 5
profile picture
BirtDike
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 514
skiing related? is she a skier? if so then...

"my dick is too wide/long for the frontside" or
"my dick is suitable for the BLACKcountry"
if you want to leave "dick" out of it and be a gentleman then... a NS forum wont help you.


Oct 20 2013 3:41AM
0 9
profile picture
qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Ask her butt out to homecoming. If she farts yes then pee in it, if she farts no then pee in it.
Oct 20 2013 4:28AM
1 8
profile picture
~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
If there's a school assembly have someone bring her onto the floor and ski down the bleachers to her on a pair of old useless skis. If you fall it will be hilarious if not once you get to the floor rip off your shirt and have homecoming? Written on your chest
Oct 20 2013 8:02AM
6 0
profile picture
SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
set something up under the lift or maybe a letter on each lift tower so as you ride up she sees it
Oct 20 2013 8:13AM
1 0
profile picture
sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Hey, wanna be the one who slides my rail tonight?
Oct 20 2013 8:59AM
8 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51275 - Karma: 157,705
You're going with your girlfriend but you're going to come up with some ridiculous overly elaborate scheme to ask her?

Jesus, the world is fucked. Life isn't a movie, people need to just live once in a while.

Everybody tries to turn everything into some sort of movie moment. If you want I can follow you around playing that sad yet inspiration music while you live out your life in slow motion. It would really capture the moment.
Oct 20 2013 9:25AM
3 0
profile picture
Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850



yay
Oct 20 2013 10:07AM
15 0
profile picture
JKrebs1
Posts: 711 - Karma: 813
Some random kid did this a few years back, across the trail under the main lift at my home mountain.


So we took it upon ourselves to ruin it.
Click for larger image
Oct 20 2013 10:23AM
13 1
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51275 - Karma: 157,705
Should have covered it over and sprayed something else down. Like "HEAD?"
Oct 20 2013 10:34AM
4 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
Ask her if she would like to lipslide your rail ;-)
Oct 20 2013 11:00AM
1 0
profile picture
whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
How did the girl react?
Oct 20 2013 11:56AM
1 0
profile picture
HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,677
Because that's possible in October
Oct 20 2013 11:56AM
2 0
profile picture
hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I don't care how you ask her. but you better be lookin fresh to death
Click for larger image
Oct 20 2013 3:23PM
16 0
profile picture
SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
how did you find that pic? that is me at freshman homecoming.
Oct 20 2013 3:26PM
10 0
profile picture
-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
Whoa, I know that dude! Kid's alright, he goes by Francis Bacon or something on Newschoolers
Oct 20 2013 7:56PM
2 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
the non-smile reminded me of this

Click for larger image
Oct 20 2013 7:59PM
5 0
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
hahaha your icon makes this post perfect

Oct 20 2013 7:59PM
1 0
profile picture
whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
that leg tattoo is very attractive babe
Oct 20 2013 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Skiingsnow
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 797
was that you? that was fucking cool.
Oct 20 2013 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
yup welcome to woman.
Oct 20 2013 9:12PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,893
h8r
Oct 20 2013 9:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
I say, if you girlfriend is making you ask her to the dance than don't go with her. Go ask someone else, and when your girl gets mad at you, tell her that's what she gets to being unnecessarily high maintenance.

High School. Am I right?
Oct 20 2013 9:36PM
0 1
profile picture
appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
Oct 20 2013 9:49PM
1 0
profile picture
cgoal_in
Posts: 89 - Karma: 366
At my ski area, there are whiteboards in the window of the lift operating shack thing at the top of the lift. Someone I know nicely asked the operator if they could write "(dates name), homecoming?" on it. Then when the girl and the guy rode up the lift together, she saw the sign and gave her answer.
Hopefully your resort has white boards.
If not, it would be pretty sweet to write it under the lift. Or maybe have some friends stand under the lift or at the top with a sign?
Oct 20 2013 10:49PM
1 0
profile picture
UphillIce
Posts: 123 - Karma: 138
Do you need to impress her? As in, does her judgment of your performance here make or break you getting to perform later?

If so, here's my idea:
Buy her some new googles, kind of dark. Write "Homecoming?" in small letters on the protective film and put it inside the googles rather than on the outside. Make sure you can read it without going cross eyed. Give her the goggles and get her to try them on. Profit.

Obviously have your pants off by the time her eyes readjust to normal light.
Oct 20 2013 11:20PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Click for larger image
Oct 20 2013 11:25PM
1 0
profile picture
tighthole69
Posts: 17 - Karma: 39
knock her out and tattoo homecoming? on big letters on her back.
Oct 21 2013 1:52PM
0 1
profile picture
taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
My friend asked a girl by dressing up in ski gear, laying on her car, and holding a sign that said "will you drop in to homecoming with me?"
Oct 21 2013 1:54PM
4 0
profile picture
SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
i know i did it myself with sharpy marker ink and a rusty needle that i found in a gutter.
Oct 21 2013 1:56PM
0 0
profile picture
queerfaggot
Posts: 2 - Karma: 18
Put on all your ski gear, get your skis, get your poles, and rape her.
Remeber guys, when raping no means yes.
Oct 21 2013 1:59PM
1 4
profile picture
SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
did you seriously make an alias just to make that shitty post?
Oct 21 2013 1:59PM
1 1
profile picture
Rextski
Posts: 124 - Karma: 13
Pee in the snow
Oct 21 2013 3:09PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)