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Cohesive list of the greatest NS threads of all time.

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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
So in the thread for the NS ski design, people have thought that we should put some of the greatest threads of all time on it. So I was thinking, what are the classic NS threads? We all know some of them, how to get to chads, style vs tech, but what are the best threads ever? Link em if you can find them!
12 years ago
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jca
Posts: 4180 - Karma: 6,366
Wisdom Teeth and Constipation, my personal favourite.
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/16675/
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
Chemickals in my butt. Almost exactly 2 years ago.

12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Some of my faves:

Trick Guide 2

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/221589/

Nipples got a girl pregnant

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/456901/

Girl Skier

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/327865/

NS Gang Sign

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/371216/

How do you get to Chad’s gap from the bottom of Alta

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/76398/

Someone needs to photoshop this

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/361350/

Grabs Guide

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/349988/page/2/
12 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 10,776
scene girls
12 years ago
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
Favorite Pornstar
12 years ago
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
Wisdom teeth thread for sure
12 years ago
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
I have a feeling this thread is going to bring a lot of classics back from the dead...

I can't wait! haha
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/30157/
12 years ago
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ttave514
Posts: 257 - Karma: 1,662
Old but gold:
so i might be some kids dad...
12 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
"Old"
the thread is from july 2013 bro....
12 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5469 - Karma: 12,374
faunt got bigger
12 years ago
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ttave514
Posts: 257 - Karma: 1,662
i mean no one has been posting in it in a while
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52562 - Karma: 173,848
My new house (mega claim)

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/505074/

One of my favorite NS trolls of all time because it shows how fucking gullible people are.
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52562 - Karma: 173,848
You must be new here bro
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52562 - Karma: 173,848
Another one from 2009

Do i have reason to be mad at my friend?? with pics

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/page/1/


12 years ago
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
The best gaper quotes:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/354011/
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52562 - Karma: 173,848
Why is this in SG btw? Most of the best have little if anything to do with skiing.


The ECB is one sick guy or whatever that thread was called but I think it's still gone. Not sure if any of the other threads are still around.


Also

HARVEY IS GAY
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/53506/

I mean a good thread will stand the test of time, and those aren't going anywhere, ever.
12 years ago
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
"Proform is the Friend Zone of Skiing"

12 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
>>>>>>>post a pic of a hot girl thread
12 years ago
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
the thread where people posted pictures of drawings they made of skiing. i think it was rowen's thread.
12 years ago
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lewist
Posts: 174 - Karma: 799
Don't even care if this was made up, made me laugh for hours...

12 years ago
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
That cousin in porn one, somebody find it for me pls
12 years ago
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/760472/page/1/

only a week old but id call it a classic
12 years ago
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
threads.
12 years ago
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littlecat
Posts: 15 - Karma: 1,225
bump
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9607 - Karma: 71,448
Thank you
littlecatbump
6 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
This thread should be added to this thread
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,123
Nothing by Chad
6 years ago
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