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How long did your first relashonship last?
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And how involved did it get?
Well, one of my personal favs is the good ole nut grind. All you need to do is head up to the jump, spread your legs nice and wide, pop, and then be prepared for a nice surprise. -KLD
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the same as all my relationships it is over when the sun comes up. so get out
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^the perfect answer to a terrible question, now this thread should die
BE YOURSELF
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8 friggen days. I was in 7th grade though. So what can you expect?
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.
Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
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A month then skiing started so we couldnt hang out anymore.
SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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bout a month yea
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who can even remember?
how old are you?
i ski for Head
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first and only relationship... almost two years. (and thats also after being very close friends with her for over a year prior to that). But... now she's screwing some other guy and I'm just kinda here, all by me lonesome. Damn.
The sloths are coming. Don't say you weren't warned...
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Keep it real,
D.C
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Grade 7, four months. Then BAM, she dumped me. At leats I hadn't given her her christmas present yet. That was my longest relationship. I'm now ni first year university. I'm relationship challenged.
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about half the school year in 6th grade. but that was when you and your girlfriend played tag together and said hi.....nothing more
sms sess 4
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not my first, but i once had a 12 hour relationship in 8th grade. i guess we rushed into things.........
11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
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12 hours?? thats fucking hilarious
Steezy Minority #1
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I don't remember if I had a relationship or not.
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about a month, then she went to school in germany for a year
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Screw this I'm going skiing
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2 months, i went to St Anton for a couple weeks, a couple days before i got back she went to Panorama for just over a week. by the time we were both back, it wasnt the same. been best freinds since
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2 weeks, then I realized I wasn't really attracted to the guy.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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8 months. I won't elaborate. Still pisses me off.
-Andy
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im sorry to hear that dude, i think i'm going to write off girls forever
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2 dates, then i went off to europe, and she dumped me without apparently telling me, and got pissed at her and my friend for no bs'n me.
Cuddle? You fag!
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the first real relationship was freshman year, lasted four months.
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
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2 years and still going strong. unlike others, ski season rolled around, i got my whistler pass (4x4 dea),she got a pass, and by the end of her firs year, she was skiing glacier cirque off the peak chair, and charging damn hard
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First break to lunch, I decided she was to ugly for me so about an hour and a half. I was a player in junior high.
'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
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2 years and still going strong. unlike others, ski season rolled around, i got my whistler pass (4x4 dea),she got a pass, and by the end of her firs year, she was skiing glacier cirque off the peak chair, and charging damn hard
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i got married in grade two more than once
You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning
Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot
But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
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Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.
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kindergarten marriage is key to a happy youth.
- Marc
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5 years then the shit hit the fan
'Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!'
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a week and a half in 5th grade but ma shortest relation was about 1 and a half hours(thats the shortest one that ive actaully dun shit with the girl)
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365 days
i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
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2 years
'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
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Iv got a big two years in grade 7 and 8. but it wasnt hugely serious at all.
And justin, you think your relationship chalanged? AHAHHAAHA that makes me laugh.
-Thom Savery
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
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7th grade. I don't remember how long it was. My friend (who I know is interested in me, damn gf haha) she had a relationship just the other week that lasted 2 days.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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You're relationship challenged if you can't make a relationship last more than 2 months. Commitment is a terrible thing.
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about a month in 8th grade then she broke up wif me for no reason. damn she was hot too
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i like my women the same way i like my coffee: hot, black, and first thing in the morning
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7 minutes. Went into a closet then dumped her on the way out
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4 hours in 6th grade. i kissed her when i left after school then 30 minutes later her freind told me on aim she didnt like me anymore
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A week. Damn, she was a stupid stuck-up bitch who went on and on about her dancing skills, very stupid dancing,mind you.
The day she left me she tried to hook up with my best friend (! what a skank) by asking him: 'You wanna go throw out the trash someday,maybe?' He answered back at her by yelling her and calling her a stupid bitch.
For five months not a day went by when she didn't prank call me..stupid childish bitch. She was two years younger than me,though. Jailbait.
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until I prematurely ejaculated
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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
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1st was one year, second was like 8 weeks then i left for college and figured it was for the better.
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15 minutes... and a good 15 minutes it was.
Dave from the *NORTH EAST*
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Damn....i have had three, the first 2 years, the second 1 year 7 months, now im in the third one at 7 months and still going.
'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
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in 7th grade for about 4 months, i never tlked to her...ahh 7th grade was stupid
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Uhh, is there a reason why my post was deleted?
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