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Sage is a legend.

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FigNewton
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Sage has been slaying it for years. Definitely one of the best skiers off all time. TGR just dropped this. Straight proof.
Oct 16 2013 11:08PM
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Plankton
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met him a few times and he's really chill and insprirational
Oct 17 2013 9:21PM
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-PoonHammer-
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Epic.
Oct 17 2013 9:27PM
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Rusticles
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Look Watts, I am willing to bet your viewpoints on big mountain being far superior to park stem from your lack of skill in the park, and there is nothing wrong with the fact that you couldn't progress beyond a 360 and lost interest. Face it, you're really just upset that you suck ass at park and feel the need to call out kids that are more interested in park and not what you're interested in but could never grow the sack to do, just to make yourself feel better.
Oct 17 2013 10:30PM
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Bogs
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you'd lose that bet pretty hard for a lot of reasons. The main being that you're a fucking moron.
Oct 17 2013 10:57PM
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Rusticles
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That's all you've got "you're a fucking moron" Just confirms that you're an insecure pussy
Oct 17 2013 11:29PM
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loganimlach
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mother of god. it's super gay to say, but that dude skis like he's a fucking paintbrush.

aside from the last line, that was a fucking slough management CLINIC. dear lord.
Oct 17 2013 11:30PM
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Bogs
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can i say you're also an insecure pussy because you had nothing else to say?

But if you really want me to break it down, i guess i will. First you assume that I think that big mountain is far superior to park. I never said any such thing, or even anything close to any such thing. I think park is an incredibly hard discipline and awesome to watch at the highest level. Second you assumed i hate park because I'm bad at it. Even if I did hate park, which I don't, it's not because I'm bad at it, it's just because I don't find it as interesting or as fun to ski as the rest of the mountain. Honestly, it never even enters my mind to go into the park because i'd much rather be skiing bumps or trees or sidecountry stuff when the snow is decent, and groomers when it's an icy day. Lastly you assume I hate kids who are good at park and that i'm bad at park because i don't have the "sack" to do it. This is incorrect because I hit cliffs whenever possible when I ski which is just as, if not more, gutsy than hitting a man-made, perfectly manicured park jump.

Is that enough to warrant me calling you a fucking moron? Or do you want some more, you insecure pussy?
Oct 17 2013 11:45PM
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Bogs
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that's not gay at all. it's just true.
Oct 17 2013 11:46PM
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ndye
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you sound like a typical dad to me
Oct 18 2013 12:19AM
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Rusticles
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I got it right. You're calling anyone an idiot if they'd rather watch park. Pretty much sums up how you feel about it. Can't fucking stand the hate on kids in the park these days.
Oct 18 2013 12:27AM
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250r
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man icy groomers are fun as fuck, go put on some long skis and tuck only turning when the trail does down your mountains downhill coarse if it has one...can get to pretty fucking exhilarating
Oct 18 2013 1:58AM
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ndye
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oh no ive been there, GS skis aint my everyday ride though when it isnt fresh pow.
Oct 18 2013 2:01AM
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HWW
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I saw this segment in TGR's Way of Life last night and it was just MIND BLOWING. I've never watched anything comparable, and I am still trying to understand how it got me so stoked on skiing. Sage absolutely rips.
Oct 18 2013 7:15AM
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Bogs
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you didn't read a single word i wrote, did you?

I have no problem with people watching park, but if you find guys hitting rails and jumps more exhilarating than watching someone shred a 1,000 foot spine you got your priorities wrong.

the only kids who get hated on for skiing park are the ones who can't ski anywhere else
Oct 18 2013 8:31AM
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Bogs
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is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Oct 18 2013 8:36AM
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Rusticles
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I did read what you wrote, lost interest halfway through

There isn't anything wrong with someone who would rather watch park over AK, Thats their choice.  I'm not interested in watching urban, that doesn't mean that those who do are fucking morons or have their priorities wrong.

And there isn't anything wrong with the kid who can cab 7 a 60footer but couldnt link three turns together in a foot of fresh snow. He just enjoys throwing down in the park more.

Pull your head out of your ass, other people can have different opinions.

Oct 18 2013 9:43AM
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blazeonyia
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Atomic should do a pro model ski with Sage.  The way he skis, it would be interesting to see what Sage would want in his own pow sticks. 

Also, I can't stop watching this!  OP said it best:  Sage is a legend!
Oct 18 2013 9:50AM
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Bogs
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well there's the problem
Oct 18 2013 9:59AM
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Bogs
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Atomic is way ahead of you: http://www.atomic.com/en-US/Products/Alpine/Ski/Powder/AUTOMATIC/AA0024892.aspx?filter=
Oct 18 2013 10:06AM
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Session
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The Automatic was designed by Sage and Dana Flahr.
Oct 18 2013 10:11AM
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Huck_Norris
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Haha so much this.
Oct 18 2013 10:43AM
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Huck_Norris
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Haha so much this.
Oct 18 2013 10:43AM
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FreeRangeWeesal
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i feel the same about your mom around the two minute mark queer butt
Oct 18 2013 3:08PM
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MartianMan
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This x ∞
Oct 18 2013 4:01PM
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skier58284
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Can't tell if troll or serious. If serious go back to snowboardingforum.com.
Oct 19 2013 12:19AM
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skier58284
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Or maybe you just can't handle a face steeper than 40 degrees.
Oct 19 2013 12:27AM
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skier58284
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Pretty sure the Automatic was designed by Sage and one other guy.
Oct 19 2013 12:31AM
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cannaguts666
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Either you like it or not. Some look at Sage as a big mountain hero. Others look at it is 5 minutes of the same line. Who cares. You like what you like. I respect Sage and that's my inspiration, Tom Wallisch isn't shit to me and I think watching his 5 minute edits is fucking boring. Agree to disagree, sick part from Sage nontheless. What can you expect though, every film he's been in he's slayed for years now.
Oct 19 2013 12:35AM
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Rusticles
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Exactly and Don't get me wrong on this, and This segment is proabably the wrong one to use as an example as I personally really enjoy sage's skiing (wackflip/flat3 over the crevasse from last year? was all time) and this particular AK segment was sick as fuck, I even watched it twice. But as a general rule I would rather watch Dane, Sammy, Pollard, Pettit, or Sage hit BC booters and bring park into the back country then watch the standard AK line. Yes there is slough management, and proper turn placement, and it's intense as hell, just doesn't Get to me like a sw dub 9 in the BC or Jossi taking a hundred footer deep with a cab 5. It's just a matter of preference and this is coming from a guy that spends 90% of the time hundreds of Kms from a resort (or park). Also, i respect that you don't enjoy Tom Wallisch edits and I dont think you're an idiot for it, to each their own. (Personally think he's the best person to represent our sport at Olympics)
Oct 19 2013 3:16AM
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Rusticles
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Trust me, I can handle 40 degrees, hundreds of miles from a resort, or any civilization for that matter, with snow up to my nipples, that I don't have to share with anyone. I do it every weekend until Aprilish when I'm sick of pow and would rather spend my days on a park lift than drowning in snow.
Oct 19 2013 3:27AM
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theVan
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so today I was showing that new video to a friend of mine and this idiot walks in the room, looks at the screen and says "I used to do that" ...
Oct 19 2013 9:09PM
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ISkiHarder
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Oct 19 2013 11:03PM
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Rusticles
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Haha that's actually pretty funny
Oct 19 2013 11:40PM
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AGOF
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lets just agree to disagree here
Oct 20 2013 11:58AM
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Rusticles
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It used to bother me too but then I realized their having just as much fun, they just don't know what their missing yet haha. But yes let's agree to disagree
Oct 20 2013 12:50PM
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lIllI
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get the fuck out
Oct 20 2013 1:32PM
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TheBigApple
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Probably because you can't ski, so you don't comprehend how insane this is.
Oct 20 2013 2:18PM
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Zimmy
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Steep + Slarve Turn (oversteer) = Speed + Sluff (current skis)

Steep + Step Turn = Slow + Sluff (oldschool skis)

Steep + Slay Turn (carve with optional over/understeer) = Speed - Sluff [future skis: prediction]
Oct 20 2013 5:02PM
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Skiingsnow
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tis true, his skiing is a form of art
Oct 20 2013 9:52PM
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Bozite
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Sage is one of the best big mountain skiers out there and his edits just get better and better each year
Keep it up sage!
Oct 20 2013 10:23PM
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loganimlach
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this kids, is why you don't smoke crack
Oct 21 2013 2:33PM
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Zimmy
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wait a sec Loges, it's your status that says "drilling for oil" ...

Anyway, Sage may end up the "last of the great slarvers"
Oct 21 2013 2:44PM
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RubberSoul
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why do you say that
Oct 21 2013 2:47PM
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Huck_Norris
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that handrail spine that starts at ~1:45 gets me so fucking moist every time.
Oct 21 2013 2:49PM
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danbrown
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ya def


Oct 21 2013 2:52PM
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skodeo7
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Such an ill segment. Sage is fucking badass.
Oct 21 2013 3:31PM
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Zimmy
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- more later (hopefully) .. not in this thread.
- Go Sage
Oct 21 2013 4:15PM
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skiersupreme
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i met him at way of life and he is one of the nicest people ive ever met. deffinetly one of my favorite skiers
Oct 21 2013 7:12PM
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Mr.Huck
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Too right! Who would ever post footage without some rails and shit? I mean WTF?!?!?! Skiing spines in AK is for pussies.
Oct 21 2013 7:31PM
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skodeo7
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Truth. Such a humble guy too, it's funny when you meet him and he's so chill. Then you see him slay like this and it's like, whaaaa??
Oct 22 2013 9:05AM
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