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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
If you had to sit next to this woman on a long flight?



And turn your phone sideways when filming god damnit.
Oct 11 2013 9:55AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Probably threaten her life. You know, keeping it casual while still getting what I want.
Oct 11 2013 10:03AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
Oct 11 2013 10:06AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
if your son was at home
Oct 11 2013 10:08AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
Give her a handful of xanax and hope she knocks the fuck out for the next 8-12 hours
Oct 11 2013 11:08AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
bash her head in on the tray that comes down from the seat.
Oct 11 2013 11:09AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
Don't fucking touch me.
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
God you're my savior!
Oct 11 2013 11:20AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES
I'M FUCKING CRAZY
SOMEBODY PUT ME IN A STRAIGHTJACKET
I ESCAPED FROM THE FUNNY FARM
HOW DO I GET TO CHAD'S GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA
MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
LOUD NOISES
WHY ARE WE YELLING

Oct 11 2013 11:29AM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
I have a low tolerance for people who steal my fucking arm rests.

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Oct 11 2013 11:30AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
yeah we got it...
Oct 11 2013 11:35AM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
His name is captain obvious.
Oct 11 2013 11:41AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I've heard chloroform works well. I hate other people on airplanes
Oct 11 2013 12:08PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
so kids, now you see what god does to you.
Oct 11 2013 12:13PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
i would drowned her in a complementary orange juice. with no ice.
Oct 11 2013 12:52PM
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original
Posts: 375 - Karma: 872
Call the fucking exorcist.
Oct 11 2013 1:00PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I would have been LOLING!!!

And then when I finally would've gotten annoyed with her, I would have just stopped filming and put my headphones in.
Oct 11 2013 1:07PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
I would have sat there making awkward eye contact with the other passengers and doing that weird half smile half fear face expression thing that ends with a slight head nod and shoulder shrug.
Oct 11 2013 1:17PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
I would tell her in a very deep and dark voice, that I was the son of Satan and that nobody would save her and she would be in for a liffetime stuck in limbo!
Oct 11 2013 2:22PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
my god i would just tell her to shut her lunatic ass up
Oct 11 2013 2:36PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I would tell the flight attendant that I want a drink, keep them coming, and I'm not paying for them.
Oct 11 2013 3:18PM
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