College Roomates

prairie niggers hahaha

Not college but i had a room mate in Whistler a few years ago who used to blatantly talk to herself, was really fucking weird. Sometimes it was mumbling and not that odd, i mumble to myself all the time but sometimes it was full on conversations with herself

I have had roommates over the years do things like get home at night shit faced and piss on the floor, one once thought fucking a girl on the bottom bunk while drunk wouldn't wake me up whilst i slept on the top - he was wrong.

i've been very lucky in that ive never had a shitty roommate. granted, i've never gone random, but things have always worked out well. i feel lucky especially considering that i know of a lot of people who started off as friends and ended up hating each other by the time things were all said and done.

My roommates like to take 30 minute long showers and leave every fucking light on when they leave the house. Great way to waste money

My roommate last semester was so much fun, but things were weird sometimes.

I remember coming back from a party and having him puke on my shoes.
Another time he peed in the hallway outside our door just after watching him pee in the garbage can five feet from my face the night before.

I'm an equally bad roommate though. My roommate this year my random roommate is a straight edge kid. He just sleeps all the time. On Friday he slept for 15 hours.
I always come in late at night and leave early in the morning. Waking him up in the process.
I'm rarely in the room but when I am it involves smoking hash, drinking, adderal, or walking around in my boxers
I brought my gf back to the room to sleep after a night of partying. We're not doing anything crazy, but this poor kid was traumatized. If I walk around without a shirt on he walks out of the room. Seeing my gf's panties must have made him pass out.

I'm a terribly inconsiderate roommate when I am in the room.

I definitely had a wierd one.

He looked a little bit like a oompa loompa, short, overweight. He was a public safety officer (student police, kind of like a mall cop for school) and was really into it, he would try and get people in trouble for smoking weed etc. all the time, even if he was off his shift and walking home, or doing hw, if he smelt something that might be weed he would call it in.

He played a lot of second life, put his mattress underneath the bed (they were lifted a few feet above the ground) and put his blanket down to kind of make a cave so I couldn't see him, who knows what he did in there) Overall just a bit wierd, but what tops it off is a couple months ago (have not talked to him in 3+ years) he started facebook chatting me and said that he wore girls panties and that it excited him that I might catch him.... yea was a little awkward, not sure if a friend hacked his account, but mentioned living together and stuff so could have very well been him.

there's one like that around my dorm too

freshman year I got paired with a pretty chill kid. our whole floor was pretty decent and we all hung out frequently. my roommate was dating this girl and she went to another college that was like five minutes walking distance. and they had their relationship problems and ended up breaking up one night and he just got hammered. called her a couple times during his stupor and just screamed whore and slut and that other fun stuff. all while hanging out in the stair well so our whole wing could hear him. threw up on our stair landing and then went off to another party. when he got home just before passing out though he drunk dialed this girls mom and left a voice mail telling her that her daughter had been sleeping around and she should get tested for STDs. but he was pretty clean and chill. played lots of WoW and counter strike. I was kinda messy but it all worked out pretty well.

that year i met a kid on newschoolers and the first time I met him i went to his apartment to watch ski movies. he got so drunk he went blind... or so he claimed. tried to do a 3 off his couch and just ate it. ended up living with him for three years after our freshman year.

What the fuck he went blind?! Was e drinking hand sanitizer?!

You can never go too hard.

I had single rooms so far. Had one kid who thought it was ok for his girlfriend who wasn't enrolled in any college because she was like 17 and he made some really dramatic speech and said it was in the name if love and they both got kicked out Good times

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My freshman year, i had a rando for a roomie. He was great guy. We got along great, mutual respect and all that, but it never really left the room. He did his thing, I did mine. He hung with his friends and me with mine. Not a single complaint.

I'm in a forced triple. Roommates are nice enough, but

Late night lurkin has lead me to this gold thread, laughed HARD at some past posts.

The guys on my floor all hangout which is dope. They party on weekends and are kinda fun, but don't do fun shit on weekdays, and never bring girls home. They play FIFA for hours and hours straight, then we'll all be eating dinner and one will be like "FIFA when we get back?" and they all get excited like it was the best fucking idea anyones ever came up with haha. You would have no clue that they had just been playing it for a solid 5 hours straight before dinner. They're always complaining about being bored, while living in a college town with a billion fucking things to do. So not my ideal homies. But aye high hopes for next year!

Late night lurkin has lead me to this gold thread, laughed HARD at some past posts.

The guys on my floor all hangout which is dope. They party on weekends and are kinda fun, but don't do fun shit on weekdays, and never bring girls home. They play FIFA for hours and hours straight, then we'll all be eating dinner and one will be like "FIFA when we get back?" and they all get excited like it was the best fucking idea anyones ever came up with haha. You would have no clue that they had just been playing it for a solid 5 hours straight before dinner. They're always complaining about being bored, while living in a college town with a billion fucking things to do. So not my ideal homies. But aye high hopes for next year!

Not in college but my rooomate now is crushing it.

Highlights include, passing out in the fridge for a half hour plus, digging through garbage looking for his subway then touching everything else in the fridge and cupboards without washing his hands, trying to make dinner(heat up chicken and potato skins) failing after 3 hours to do anything but pour soap on his chicken and fall head first into the wall, totaled 2 cars in 2 weeks(the night of the second he put a cat in the trees, backed into a cat, rolled his car, fell off the tow truck), woke me up at 430 am because he thought I was going to be late for work(I explained to him how a clock worked, told him to fuck off and then he did it again an hour later), he came out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in my hand mumbling about this or that(last time I ever left my fucking toothbrush in the bathroom)I have to hide my cheese because he'll rifle through it with his garbage fingers even if he has cheese(yes the garbage thing is fairly common), he consistently loses anything and everything, then tears apart the whole place searching for it in the most unlikely places with a method that would make even bob marley incredibly anxious(once I told him to check his pants and backpack for something, he ignored me and kept searching the trash, the bowls, the silverware, the fridge, and 3 or 4 hours later found it in his pants), he'll pass out in bed with random food groups or soda, then bitch that the cleaning ladies didn't clean his bed enough(yes we're lucky enough that even after him being a total moron, they still clean our room once a week. Actually he bitched yesterday that they didn't clean it and the room was a mess, and I explained that they had cleaned it 1 day earlier and that he had just made the mess), unfortunately he got kicked out of the cat(not surprising) and got a job on guest services(very surprising, fuck they must have been desperate) so now we're both on day shit. With his lack of car, if I'm home he's home, I see him in the lift line at work, I want to pay some hooker to be his girlfriend just so he can go away for even a little bit.

Also he once told me about how much of a neat freak he is and that people say he's "the perfect roommate". All those pills you're eating might be helping you delude yourself broski.

I know I probably missed a lot of highlights but figured that was a good start. Also he was bitching that his parents were assholes because they wouldn't give him their credit card to rent a car(after he crashed 2 in 2 weeks). Bitching that his parents asked him to call his sister(who just had a baby) because they just don't understand how busy he is or something.

He's 35 btw. If he was 18-25 it wouldn't be that bad. If anybody want's to trade for the perfect roommate hit me up.

theabortionatorHe's 35 btw. If he was 18-25 it wouldn't be that bad. If anybody want's to trade for the perfect roommate hit me up.

holy fuck, dude. i don't know how you deal with that shit? sounds like that dude has some serious issues.

Had a party at our apartment and since it was our apartment I assumed we would stay a little more sober than everyone else we had over, but I was wrong. He got way too drunk with his gf and they both pass out in his room. It's like 3 am so there's only a few people still hanging out when his girlfriend flies out of his room crying and screaming. He had apparently started choking on his own vomit and she didnt know what to do (dumb bitch failed out last semester). The idiot forgot that she locked the door before they passed out and closed the door behind her so he was locked in his room choking on his vomit. I was kinda drunk and the adrenaline from thinking my best bro is literally dying from alcohol poisoning was kicking in, so I kicked through the door. I rolled him over and he puked a little more and he was able to breath at least. We lived a block away from the hospital so the DD was going to drive him there. I pick him up (hes like 5'4 120lbs) and start walking out the door and he wakes up and freaks the fuck out. Says something like "You cant tell anyone!" And books it down the street in his half puked on clothes. Kid was all state or some shit in cross country so hes fast as fuck. Found him at our fraternity house passed out on our basketball court wearing one shoe, shorts and his shirt ripped in half 5 feet behind him.

Cool guy. Both of us moved back into the fraternity house this semester which is rad. His new girl is rich and will get high and order 5 pizzas on occasion.

Damn those are nuts. I almost wish I had a roomate more in the crazy direction, mines chill but kindof boring. Pretty sure he listens to the same Passion Pit song on repeat.

Barefootin_Fiendholy fuck, dude. i don't know how you deal with that shit? sounds like that dude has some serious issues.

Idk man. When his mom flew him back to chi for a few days I was hoping they'd get a couple feet of snow everyday so he couldn't make it back for a week or two.


He thinks the world is out to get him when it's really just him needing to pay attention to what the hell is going on around him.

Only a month and one week left here. Just gotta stay strong lol.

I lived with 4 kids straight out of china, there are so many crazy and weird things that they did over the year.

theabortionatorIdk man. When his mom flew him back to chi for a few days I was hoping they'd get a couple feet of snow everyday so he couldn't make it back for a week or two.


He thinks the world is out to get him when it's really just him needing to pay attention to what the hell is going on around him.

Only a month and one week left here. Just gotta stay strong lol.

Then youre moving to oregon? And we can be best friends? Borty and Barto...you cant even script something better than that

El_Barto.Then youre moving to oregon? And we can be best friends? Borty and Barto...you cant even script something better than that

Of course!


PRobably hanging around co for another month than maybe doing a road trip around northern california up to washington then over to wyoming to check out beartooth.


You wanna go repo that car with me?

I live in a fraternity at u of u and my roommate and i get along just fine. its a damn good time

My first year at MSU I was in East Akers and had a room that slept 4 people. I was blessed to have my other 3 roommates be members of the Michigan State Marching Band who were all Juniors (3rd years in Uni for the Canadians).
Total Goobers but I loved them. They had game, not the game that would get you laid instantly, but the type of game that would push your morals over the line to do the grossest shit possibly. I remember stumbling home one night and saw a mouth piece of a trumpet in a girl. I nearly threw up from laughter.
Another time two of them got into an argument of who was the better player. So they decided to get absolutely hammered and preform.

theabortionatorOf course!


PRobably hanging around co for another month than maybe doing a road trip around northern california up to washington then over to wyoming to check out beartooth.


You wanna go repo that car with me?

No but when you come to Portland we can go drink beer and play darts

El_Barto.No but when you come to Portland we can go drink beer and play darts

Everyone likes derrrts

theabortionatorEveryone likes derrrts

Its a dart date. I play sitting down like a G

i had a suitemate almost OD on heroin my freshmen year, that was kinda a big deal

El_Barto.Its a dart date. I play sitting down like a G

I pee sitting down like a G

theabortionatorIdk man. When his mom flew him back to chi for a few days I was hoping they'd get a couple feet of snow everyday so he couldn't make it back for a week or two.


He thinks the world is out to get him when it's really just him needing to pay attention to what the hell is going on around him.

Only a month and one week left here. Just gotta stay strong lol.

Sounds like a hit is in order

I have 5 roommates because I got put in a freshman suite. Somehow all of my suitemates are on various varsity teams (track, football, tennis, baseball, and lax), they are all chill as fuck tho and invite me to their team parties and shit. The person I share my particular room with the track kid, he's a legit genius but a super chill kid, we're super good homies, and are basically the same person except I'm a skier. Overall no complaints, I'm rooming with some of my suitemates next year and will remain chill with all of them, goes to show that picking random selection sometimes works out.

byuboundSounds like a hit is in order

I've been loitering at italian restaurants trying to pick up some info on where to start for that.

Spinoza6'2 280 pound pro WWE style wrestler. every night ate either $15 worth of McDonalds or an entire large pizza. but not a normal pizza, he would order BBQ sauce instead of Pizza sauce, but would then order marinara sauce to dip haha. halfway through the year i had to tell him to clean up the fkn room,. literally 50% of the floor was mcdonalds wrappers.
he would store popsicles outside the window on the roof and reach for them with a hockey stick when he wanted one (CANADA!)
one time while he was in the bathroom i grabbed a febreeze bottle and started lacing his bed. only to hear "yo man! what are you doing?!" as he walked into the room. that was awkward lol.


anyways I love the guy to this day. we hang out. one of my best friends.

never a bad time for a good snack