"I like to live my life by some of my favorite quotes. One of them being, "If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy." That was I believe from the late Alfred Einstein." -Steve Stepp
"Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like titties."
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
Keep the gorilla steeze locked in from the second you drop till the second you land. It is at the point of landing that you will want to stiffen your legs, grab your ass with one hand and your balls with the other, and kind of lean your head to one side while looking at nothing in particular. This is coined "the afterbang." Although it stopped looking good around 2009, I'm sure the surprise of an afterbangswaggin steeze gorilla will pump the females straight to the pecter of your pelvis. Luck is good!
If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy.
keep your body weight on the front leg and try not to lean back, youll regret it.
Reminder: You won't ever get good if you are afraid to fall badly; no one gets out totally injury free.
"You don't wanna be a boner when you land"- LJ
"My family, my friends, and skiing... that's it for me, thats my life. The joy I get from skiing, thats worth dying for." -CR Johnson