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Coke + Aspirin

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french_fry
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I heard it gives you a boner for a while, like a day, and the more aspirin you put the longer it lasts. Did anyone try it? Well my friends did it to me but twas late and I fell asleep so I dont kno what happened. Girls are welcome to try it too.



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Nov 28 2004 10:00PM
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bigJ
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define coke, coca cola or cocaine



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Nov 28 2004 10:01PM
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french_fry
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and I mean coke the drink not the drug



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french_fry
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u beat me by 4 sec^^



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Nov 28 2004 10:02PM
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jack_tha_ripper
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is that a good thing or a bad thing
Nov 28 2004 10:16PM
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ShitSlam5
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^Well, it would be kind of hard to function if u had a boner all day.
Nov 28 2004 10:23PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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bahahaha thats so fuckin weird.
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Nov 28 2004 11:01PM
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J.D.
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BS.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
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Always...
Nov 28 2004 11:03PM
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boners are bunk man. They get in the way.
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Nov 28 2004 11:03PM
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powfoka
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how much coke and how much aspiren i will try it tomorrow and post my results

btw i will do it to a friend during school

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Nov 28 2004 11:04PM
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freeski1620
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^^ your weird!! oooo burn!!!

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Nov 28 2004 11:04PM
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freeski1620
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i ment public enemy0225

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 28 2004 11:05PM
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switchskier88
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i just took 4 advil with a coke just before i read this, but no raging boner or anything, maybe advil doesnt work
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Nov 28 2004 11:10PM
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MADr.
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lets see... coke=caffine
aspirin=IBU profin

caffine has a tendincy to actually decrease your boner and ibu profin would do jack shit other than make that really bad idea hurt less (dont you think that people would stop paying $$$ for viagra if this worked)





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Nov 28 2004 11:10PM
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Shaggy
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i love having a boner, youre ready for a good time all the time
Nov 28 2004 11:43PM
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saucerboy84
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i think you get a boner for a day because you are going through puberty and every person you see with tits gets you hard.
Nov 29 2004 12:56AM
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freeski1620
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^^ yup, thats probly it!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 29 2004 1:09AM
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Insomniac
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Asprin and Ibuprofen are different things bro.
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Nov 29 2004 10:49AM
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hucksterjibber15
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actually aspirin is a brand of ibu profen.
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Nov 29 2004 11:02AM
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ECfreeski3
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ya but aspirin is NOT ibuprofen
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Nov 29 2004 11:10AM
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manus
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Aspirin is a type of drug, as is ibuprofen. Bayer and other companies market aspirin, Advil and other companies market ibuprofen, Tylenol and others are accetomenophen (sp?). All are different and many are solely one type of drug, however things like Excedrin are Accetomenophen (tylenol) and Aspirin (Bayer) and caffeine.

BTW the whole idea of mixing coke and aspirin, however told you that fed you a line of shit. All the coke will do will be to acellerate the rate of absorption of the aspirin into your system and possibly provide a little pick me up (due to the caffeine).


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Nov 29 2004 11:33AM
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DYFI
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just feeling the smooth adivl mixing with the delicious coca-cola does the job



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Nov 29 2004 1:23PM
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^ahahaha i bet
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Nov 29 2004 2:34PM
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