"I like to live my life by some of my favorite quotes. One of them being, "If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy." That was I believe from the late Alfred Einstein." -Steve Stepp
"Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like titties."
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
"Yeah bro, i can't wait to hang out with you while you get sweet action shots of your groomer turns and using the lips onto rails as jumps with your GoPro that is surgically attached to your empty skull" -skiierman to ny300z