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Dorm Pranks

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DutchMastaTHC
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So last night after getting a little bit too belligerent I passed out in my dorm lounge with my shoes on because I had just pounded back 10 wings and a calzone, and I was in a bit of a food coma. My friends being the great friends that they are decided to draw the word PENIS across my face, a giant handlebar stache, and multiple dicks and notes on my body. I'm a little pissed, but not too much because I did have my shoes on, but I just want to prank them back harder, heres where you guys come in. I need some ideas for awesome dorm pranks I can do. It's two girls and one guy, the girls are in one room the guy in another.

inb4 pee in their butts
Sep 28 2013 10:56AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Are you mad at them because they didnt put their dicks all over your body?

Also, turn them into a human centipede. That'l show them.
Sep 28 2013 10:58AM
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Wizerd
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While they are asleep, pour concrete around their windows, then their door. It totally won't get you in trouble
Sep 28 2013 10:59AM
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Slurpsicle.
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My dad did this in college: fill an envelope with baby powder, slip it under their door, then stop on it viciously. It will cover whatever and everything they own
Sep 28 2013 11:12AM
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Slurpsicle.
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*stomp on it. Fuck lol
Sep 28 2013 11:13AM
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Olimar
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put the girl in the middle. Then you can sell it as a porno and make bank.
Sep 28 2013 11:13AM
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Port.
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1. Aquire a few boxes of your average 13 gallon trash bags and a ton of rice (or like substance)
2. Fill all of the trash bags with air except for one that you will fill with rice
3. FILL said pranksters room(s) with blown-up trash bags and put the rice bag in the mix somewhere

enjoy ;)
Sep 28 2013 11:13AM
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Skavengers303
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lean a garbage can full of water against their dorm room door. when they open their door it will fall and flood their room.


duct tape their door closed


i have more but they were kind of complictaed
Sep 28 2013 11:50AM
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cultrara
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-Pee into a cup and pour the cup into as many paper plates as possible. Freeze the plates then slide them under their door at night.

-Put white toothpaste on their white anti-perspirant

-Take their phone and change your contact info to "Mom", proceed to text them something messed up.

-When they are in the shower, take their clothes and towel.

-Poop in the toes of their shoes.
Sep 28 2013 12:26PM
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leafblower full of flour. shit gets messy
Sep 28 2013 12:31PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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we all did this to each other. Eventually we would hide extra towels in stalls and the broken shower. One kid never learned though, and walked into his room naked. Unfortunately for him we invited his dream girl over to his room to await his return from the shower. Fortunately for him, she liked what she saw and the fucked. So i guess we kind of got him?
Sep 28 2013 12:33PM
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JAHBRADOR
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What are you? some kind of freak?
Sep 28 2013 12:40PM
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McLS
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whatever prank you do, know that the more effort/time you put in the prank, the better it will be.
If they're away for a while, you can make their dorm a fucking maze: attach strings/ropes (fishing string is the best) everywhere with nails or whatever you can tie them too and pour marbles (you can buy tons on the internet for barely nothing) all over the floor with hundreds of pins too, + a few buckets and glasses filled with water upside down on the floor.
should do the trick
Sep 28 2013 2:50PM
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whoa-dere
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i don't get it
Sep 28 2013 2:58PM
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DutchMastaTHC
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update: I talked to my RA about what would or would not get me in trouble prank-wise and he says as long as I don't damage any university property I'm in the clear, so just keep that in mind as you make suggestions.
Sep 28 2013 3:21PM
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If you have to consult your RA, you probably aren't ready for a war of pranks.
Sep 28 2013 3:49PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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ok here is a real prank that actually was pretty great. The same kid who walked naked from the shower was kind of an idiot, so on april fools we knew we had to get him good. So we did.

First we disassembled his loft, took down all his posters, and put almost all his personal shit into a few trash bags. We then put the rest of his crap into his closet and cleaned up most of his room. After that, we printed out an eviction notice form we found online and filled in his name, and the current date. It basically said he was being forcibly evicted immediately due to parking tickets. So he opens his room, and flips out. For about 30 min he really thought he was evicted. Of course we gave him all his shit back, but in those 30 min he panicked more than ive ever seen any human before. Needless to say it was worth it.

Good ol Roskie at MSU.
Sep 28 2013 3:52PM
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act.resist
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1. Acquire a shit ton of arizona cans and or tall boy cans

2. Find a doorway of a friend.

3. Wait until friend is asleep and stack the cans in front of the door that swings opposite of where the cans are.

4. sit, wait, watch.


also, saran wrap is always fun.
Sep 28 2013 4:27PM
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BLADEE
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Hide milk in their room somewhere until it is rotten. it smells absolutely terrible after a while. Or try a chicken bone in milk, put it in a jar and eventually the room will become unbearable.

Sep 28 2013 4:39PM
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BLADEE
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Hide milk in their room somewhere until it is rotten. it smells absolutely terrible after a while. Or try a chicken bone in milk, put it in a jar and eventually the room will become unbearable.

Sep 28 2013 4:39PM
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Slurpsicle.
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Also, try this if there is an elevator in the dorm. Take a long 2x4 and lean it against the middle of the two doors where they would spread apart and when someone gets off on that floor it will fall and scare the absolute shit out of whoever is in the elevator. We had some fun with this a lot on my floor. Roskie 3rd ;)
Sep 28 2013 6:21PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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5th floor son. in the roskie ones you can hold only the outer door forever, and the elevator can be stuck for hours using nothing but a shoe.
Sep 28 2013 8:32PM
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