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OJ Simpson Busted While In Jail!

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ThaLorax
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....For stealing cookies!


"O.J. Simpson has been busted stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria, the National Enquirer reported Thursday.

Guards caught the former football star, who is serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery, attempting to smuggle more than a dozen oatmeal cookies under his shirt. Had he made away with his loot, Simpson would be chowing down against strict doctor’s orders—docs have ordered the diabetic former athlete to lay off the sweets.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/26/o-j-simpson-busted-in-prison-cookie-theft"



Look at this Guilty face. It practically just screams, "Yes, I did kill those dozen cookies!"
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Come on OJ, you've god the Diabetes.
Sep 27 2013 2:51AM
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spliff.Life
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Cookie starts with Z
Sep 27 2013 3:09AM
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ThaLorax
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Orange is the new Cookie?
Sep 27 2013 1:12PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Sep 27 2013 1:26PM
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ThaLorax
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Sep 27 2013 1:45PM
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ILLinoisance
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I honestly didn't even know he was in prison. Looks like he's getting out in 4 years, though.

That guy has seriously gotten out of everything so easily. All of the shit he's done and he only gets 9 years in the slammer.
Sep 27 2013 1:49PM
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ArrianeD
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Operation Restore Our Community is a new program in Alabama. A new punishment for violators was offered by judge of Bay Minette wherein you're going to choose if you're going to spend it in Church or in jail. This will save the city huge personal loans.
Apr 30 2014 9:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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ArrianeDOperation Restore Our Community is a new program in Alabama. A new punishment for violators was offered by judge of Bay Minette wherein you're going to choose if you're going to spend it in Church or in jail. This will save the city huge personal loans.


can i spend it fucking your titties?
Apr 30 2014 9:55PM
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Phil-X-
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KICIOYlZTr8
Apr 30 2014 10:01PM
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little1337
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*TACO-DOGE*can i spend it fucking your titties?


Apr 30 2014 10:15PM
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skiersupreme
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hes got the beetes
Apr 30 2014 11:02PM
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stickski
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Doesn't a 33 year sentence sound a bit harsh for armed robbery? I honestly don't know, just seems like a loooong time.
Apr 30 2014 11:41PM
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acualywasdolan
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ArrianeDOperation Restore Our Community is a new program in Alabama. A new punishment for violators was offered by judge of Bay Minette wherein you're going to choose if you're going to spend it in Church or in jail. This will save the city huge personal loans.


What the fuck is your disfunction
May 1 2014 3:22AM
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deleted5
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I dated a girl whose grandfather owns the National Enquirer, he was a very interesting guy....
May 1 2014 3:27AM
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