storytime: Go to tinder chicks house. Tinder chick is hot. well, 8/10 attractive level. proceed to watch a movie. make out. tinder chick says lets go to my room. I say OK! continue to make out. tinder chick makes a fast attempt at sticking a finger in my butt (I hadn't even touched her bewbs yet or anything!). I panic and yell thats not cool. i say lets go watch movie again. we do. she wont let me leave and asks me to sleep over. I wait til she falls asleep, and try to sneak out. she wakes up 52435235 times. I army crawl out of her room and house at like 5 am on attempt number 23948239487293847. Scariest night of my life.
The internet sucks. Lets go skiing.