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Aidan-G
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Is this the stupidest idea for a movie ever? So the premise is that JGL likes porn and jerking it. But then he falls in love Scarlett Johansson. So the problem in the movie is that he has to choose between jerking it to porn and boning ScarJo. How is this movie longer than 3 minutes?


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Get your shit together JGL
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deleted5
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Jeebus.
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i love that actor, but fuck, that movie looks like some gay chick flick..
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whoa-dere
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i saw the ad for that on pornhub hahahaha
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SFB
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fake and gay
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walterson
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my friend is a reincarnation of the character JGL plays in this movie./ claim
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youngdtay
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Why was I never able to recognize the guy in that well known video/meme^^^ as Killa? The Dipset General has been in my top 5 for over a year now.
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dispatchQ_main
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ya like omg its a 500 days of summer rip off
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eheath
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Definitely looking forward to this movie, anything that JGL is in/produces tends to be very good, OP sounds like a simpleton.
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whoa-dere
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i wasn't jerkin it fyi
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Aidan-G
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Thanks Heath. While JGL does have a lot of great movies (Brick is one of my favorites) he's also done movies like Premium Rush and GI Joe. He's never written or directed anything other than shorts before this and the only thing he has produced (besides another short) was Looper, which was great for the first 2/3 and then there was a definite drop off.

It just bugs me when Hollywood makes a movie like this where somehow it's a hard decision between porn and ScarJo. I'm not saying this movie won't be good, I'm just saying the premise and believability of it has it starting out behind the eight ball
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eheath
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Hollywood? this was an independent movie that played at sundance this year...
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Aidan-G
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Hollywood, independent, rich people making movies, whatever. It bugs me when cinema does that.



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Tinga
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I think it should be an interesting perspective, with the large usage of online porn and the current generation of young men.
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Aidan-G
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That's what I was hoping it wold be when he first announced it long ago but it really doesn't seem to be that. It seems from the trailer it's a romantic comedy starring a guido trying to justify porn to ScarJo by comparing them to regular movies.

If it was a study in to porn addiction and how it affects life I would be pretty stoked on it because that movie would be wildly interesting but it just doesn't seem to be that movie
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Tinga
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damn
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arnie_grape
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what were you doing then
choking yourself?
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dispatchQ_main
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Chewy.
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I find it weird that you watch porn casually.
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DGski
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It has like an 80% rating on rotten tomatoes which is pretty solid
I'm probably gonna go see it
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Chewy.
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I actually think it looks awesome.
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whoa-dere
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wow the ending was weak
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Charlie_Kelly
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whoa-derewow the ending was weak


The whole movie was weak... All it makes me wanna do is bang a hot milf.
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gotti
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yeah that was probably the worst movie ive seen in a while and so wierd
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Tinga
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I though the movie was pretty good. shedding some light on a fairly taboo topic while drawing in parallels between porn and those sappy romance movies. draws out the double standard of men expecting women to be insatiable whores and women expecting men to give up their entire lives to please a woman. also just puts a more human face on a growing problem many of this nations youth are going through.
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casual
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I liked it a lot, and I totally disagree with the claim that this is an unbelievable premise. There were some problems with the movie, but overall I was engaged the entire time.
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