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Dealing with your annoying Brother

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What should I do? I have an overweight annoying step brother who follows me everywhere. Its fucking driving me insane. The only way to escape is to go upstairs really fast becuase he runs out of breath. What can I do so he doesnt like me anymore?


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Nov 27 2004 6:03PM
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hazel_32
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punch him in the throat



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Nov 27 2004 6:05PM
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freeskiing04
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hahaha he runs out of breath
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Nov 27 2004 6:06PM
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Pavesi
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tell him to go jack off
Nov 27 2004 6:07PM
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^ hes nine, I dont think he knows he has a cock yet. And just to give you an idea, Hes 9yo. 4 1/2 feet tall 130 pounds, with a 32 inch waist.


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Nov 27 2004 6:11PM
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wow. ^ kids rather large in the midsection eh? get him a rabid pet of some sort. maybe a killer squirrel? a poisonous snake? either that, or lock him in closets and shit, and taunt him with twinkies.
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Nov 27 2004 6:13PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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damn....hes a chubster compared to me.....tell him to go find girls
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Nov 27 2004 6:16PM
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Pavesi
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if he is that fat tell him to go on the Treadmill
Nov 27 2004 6:16PM
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Lateralis
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so hes one of those annoying fat fucken faggots, beat the shit out of him and pour rotten milk on him




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Nov 27 2004 6:17PM
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twix_182
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i have an idea, okay, tilt the tredmill so that the front is downward, have him get on it and turn it on fast, he'll jjust keep rolling down. simple really.


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Nov 27 2004 6:18PM
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lipen69
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put him in a laundry bag and roll him down the stairs

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Nov 27 2004 6:19PM
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Pklink04
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just go to the gym its win-win Firt you get ripped in the process, and then he wont go there come on its the gym and hes fat. or you could just accidently have this post on your computer as he comes in and then he reads it and finds out how you truely feel



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Nov 27 2004 6:19PM
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skiierman
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Give him cheedos or something.







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Nov 27 2004 6:21PM
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lock him n a dungeon or just terrorize him wiht the ns alien
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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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Nov 27 2004 6:39PM
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zachakskibum
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ok, when hes sleeping you write stuff on his head so when he goes to school everyone sees it and they laugh at him, write FATASS on his head in permenet marker.that will piss butterball off.
Nov 27 2004 7:23PM
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404404
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tell him to fuck off or you will roll him down a hill into a pond. Im also assumeing he is too fat to swim
Nov 27 2004 7:24PM
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SkiUnit03
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get him some friends, and take a pic of us so we can picture him




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Nov 27 2004 7:25PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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jesus christ...i'm 6 feet 4 inches and weight 135...that kid must be huge

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Nov 27 2004 9:31PM
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skiierman
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^ Or you must be one skinny basterd. I'm 5'6 130 pounds.







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Nov 27 2004 9:32PM
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Von
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gizz all over his face

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Nov 27 2004 9:34PM
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agentorange
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lol im 6 foot and 135 lbs. and people call me insanely skinny
Nov 27 2004 9:37PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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some people call me stick boy

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Nov 27 2004 9:41PM
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My older brother has a fat little brother (me) and what he would do is chase me around and get me all hyper then tackle me and me and then he would push on my belly, and every time I would, I would fart. It amused the Hell outta me.
Or you could duct tape a narrow pvc pipe to his back and tie a twinkie on the end. then he'll run around trying to get it and get tired.
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Nov 27 2004 10:39PM
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^ thats a great idea, and btw, he knows that I hate him, he dont give a fuck. its just a game to him. We def should pu thim on a treadmill, it would be funny.


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Nov 28 2004 8:03AM
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SkiUnit03
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do lots of mean big brother things to him

give him fireballs

pour hot sauce all over his food so he can't eat so he will lose some weight



'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'
- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
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Nov 28 2004 8:22AM
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shasta
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do some bad things to his toothbrush, take a pic of it, then show it to him as he's brushing his teeth. works a trick.


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Nov 28 2004 8:37AM
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LittleDevil720
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my brother is fucking annoying to.



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Nov 28 2004 12:19PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Take him to McDonalds and leave him there.







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Nov 28 2004 12:21PM
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DYFI
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take a dump in a blender...say its a choco milk shake and have him vomit all of his fatness up and become beliemic(sp?)



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Nov 28 2004 12:25PM
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Joe.
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HOLY SHIT.....i'm 5'9 143 and im barely a 32 inch waist......damn hes big.....uhhhh find him some friends or move in with one of your friends







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Nov 28 2004 12:26PM
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The pond thing might work, unless the fat acts as a cork. Ill get a pic up as soon as I can.


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Nov 28 2004 3:20PM
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^^holy shit your small





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Nov 28 2004 3:45PM
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Like father, like son.

My step brother is the one on left. This is when he was 8 y.o. in Myrtle beach.


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Nov 28 2004 6:18PM
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handcuff or tie his hands to a treadmill and leave it on for a few hours



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Nov 28 2004 6:21PM
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hmm, dead link, one more shot



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Its not working, I dunno why, but grr, try link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/101stShookOne/fat.bmp


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Nov 28 2004 6:22PM
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put these thing ' ' on the sides of 101st so it works, sorry for like triple post. so in link should be 101st


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Nov 28 2004 6:27PM
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oh hes not is fat as i thought he would be. i thought he would be like EXTREME fattness

ps. i still think you should put hot sauce in his food









'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

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'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

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Nov 28 2004 6:34PM
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skiierman
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Dude what a pudgy bastard! No wonder he follows you around and has no friends.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Nov 28 2004 6:37PM
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IF you dont think hes fat, you can come up to VT and have a look for yourself.


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Nov 28 2004 6:44PM
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make him drink bleach
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Nov 28 2004 7:17PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Haha, almost every person on here said 'kill him', 'punch him in the throat'.







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Nov 28 2004 7:29PM
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Bangor
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that's why you be like me and be an only child.
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Nov 28 2004 7:31PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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I got an idea! Dress like a drag queen and hit on him! OH MAN BEST IDEA EVER. Nobody likes to follow a drag queen!
Nov 28 2004 7:52PM
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danbrown
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just be straight up with him and tell him to stop fucking following you. also, explain the situation to your mom/stepmom/dad/stepdad and tell them that he pisses the shit out of you.
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Nov 28 2004 8:19PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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when he follows you just like turn around and slap him in the face or kick him in the balls (if he has any) then he'll cry to mommy and u can just say the fat-ass won't leave me alone.and run away
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Nov 28 2004 8:42PM
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french_fry
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yeah the toothpaste thing was good do like that chinese guy replace the toothpaste with preparation H and enjoy...or just kill him.



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Nov 28 2004 9:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Tell All of his frinds that he pisses the bed... if he has no friends tell everyone that he pisses the bed... if that doesnt work cary hum down the stairs upsidedown.. my bigger brother used to do that to me and it scared the crap outta me.. and i was like 5 when he did that tho... or if you really hade him you could drop him down a set of stairs...or you could pants him in a minimall thats really buisy.. that would be halerias... wow i have all these ideas i dont know where i'm getting them from... you could piss on his face while he's sleeping... or hold him down and fart in his face, take a shit in his bed... take a shit on his toothbrush.. wipe your ass with his toothbrush... scrub the toilet with is toothbrush... or get a jug of milk and store it by th heater for liek a month and then one day chuck it at him when he's walking down the street following you... i could suggest more if you want me to go on.




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Nov 28 2004 9:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
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wow every one is skinny on here i'm 6'1 and weigh 145lb




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Nov 28 2004 9:43PM
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skiierman
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^ That's skinny bub. My brother is that height and weighs 20 pounds more than you and he is a stick.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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