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Help me pull off that ski bum flow

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StillHood
Posts: 33 - Karma: 75
I just quit my job where we always had to be all clean cut, no facial hair and all that. I'm trying to rock that ski bum hair this winter but my hair is wavy and dry as eff, not exactly ideal. Not trying to get crazy with it, just want a little flow like Mr. Kenworthy. Would pomade do the trick or is it time to stop washing?

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Sep 16 2013 2:08AM
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eeman69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 105
Do not wash that shit, grease is key my friend.
Sep 16 2013 2:13AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Sparknotes: Op gets boners for Gus's hair
Sep 16 2013 2:14AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
You want flow? Just don't cut it til spring if not summer.
Sep 16 2013 2:19AM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Dude... the hair just happens, no questions. Don't look in the mirror for about 5 months and you'll be set
Sep 16 2013 2:20AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
secrets out
Sep 16 2013 2:26AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
lol totally gus
Sep 16 2013 2:32AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Lugus Makenworthy
Sep 16 2013 2:38AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
preesh dawg, preesh
Sep 16 2013 2:42AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
uhhh thats magoon. and you might be gay just sayin
Sep 16 2013 3:45AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Are the pics in OP considered to be "ski bum flow"? My idea of skibum flow is shoulder length, girl looking. Like you could be passed as a really manly girl
Sep 16 2013 3:52AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Like Chowens?
Sep 16 2013 3:54AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
what the hell? Gus doesn't have flow. To achieve true ski bum flow you gotta do what they do. Stop washing.
Sep 16 2013 4:07AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
You want tha flow?
When you're sliding on snow
That only ski bums know
Stop washing bro.
Sep 16 2013 4:09AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
like mine

seriously, got the sickest ski/surf bum flow going on right now
Sep 16 2013 4:45AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Haha actually thought of you when I saw this thread. You and that other true dude you told me about.
Sep 16 2013 4:49AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Pro ho flow
Sep 16 2013 4:51AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
yeaah, I feel honored
Sep 16 2013 5:09AM
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original
Posts: 374 - Karma: 847
You want gus' ski bum flow?

That's cute

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Sep 16 2013 11:00AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
This.

Dafuck are you talking about op, thats a really popular hairstyle.
Sep 16 2013 11:18AM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
This
Sep 16 2013 11:37AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Stop being a Kansas City Bitch and just let it happen.
Sep 16 2013 11:45AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Mine is well on it's way... Haven't cut it since I buzzed it last spring and it's about to me luscious for the winterz
Sep 16 2013 11:51AM
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StillHood
Posts: 33 - Karma: 75
It's still flow, just not crazy shoulder length. And I knew that was Magoon in the last pic, if Kenworthy dressed like that we'd all be in for it.
Sep 16 2013 12:03PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
This is a fail on so many levels
Sep 16 2013 12:10PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
The word flow makes it sound like you are a hockey/lax bro, corncobbin, meatball. Having long hair is cool unless you actually label it.
Sep 16 2013 12:13PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
My hair used to be really wavy and dry. I basically gave up on flow.
Sep 16 2013 12:23PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
the key is to either be skiing or drunk. or both. no time for grooming.
Sep 16 2013 1:43PM
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Holte
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This is my favorite thread this week.
Sep 16 2013 3:02PM
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