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I'm old and washed up...

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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
...so i'm going to just try to be the stoniest looking skier on the mountain this winter and wear full tilts, tranny find, and nose butter until the kids accept me.
Sep 15 2013 8:23PM
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BigSteve69
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,105
do you even smoke pot?
Sep 15 2013 8:25PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
don't forget your blind 2s and cork 5's with 5 yards of fabric flapping in the breeze
Sep 15 2013 8:25PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
sounds like fun. i love tranny finding, nose butters, and being a stoner
Sep 15 2013 8:55PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
this
Sep 15 2013 9:01PM
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gingersteeze270
Posts: 358 - Karma: 784
Haha I enjoy this
Sep 15 2013 9:15PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
solid choices my good ser
Sep 16 2013 12:25AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
fuck pot
Sep 16 2013 12:46AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
goodluck OP
Sep 16 2013 1:08AM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 3,366
you have my full support; a tip of the hat to you'sah
Sep 16 2013 1:10AM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4617 - Karma: 45,407
an accurate summary of my freestyle skiing ability
Sep 16 2013 1:27AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Dude, are you making fun of me?

Can a 30 year old wear Saga?
Sep 16 2013 1:31AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
throw in some reverts and shuffles. maybe pivot your skis a bit every now and then on rails
Sep 16 2013 1:34AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Eventually, everyone gets to the point where they realize that nose dragging or doing 50 variations on the flat box is way cooler than anything else you could do on it.
Sep 16 2013 1:40AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
aint nothin wrong with that. better than slamming you head on the knuckle trying to huck doubles
Sep 16 2013 10:25AM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
i hear you man. the amount of knuckles im going to hit and 270's onto flat boxes is going to be absurd
Sep 16 2013 2:21PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Slowly starting to only do backflips and 7's with a mute. I'm already becoming that awesome old guy who still rips. But I'm only 21 :(
Sep 16 2013 2:27PM
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blazeonyia
Posts: 306 - Karma: 1,061
Same here.  Embrace it.  I have found solace in lifestyle changes, ie, switching from pbr to bourbon, and switching from nose 5's to spread eagle variations.  Some people say the spread eagle is making a comeback.  But how can it be making a comeback when it's already here?
Sep 16 2013 2:28PM
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
me gusta


when i grow up, i want to be just like you
Sep 16 2013 2:55PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
i'll be skiing all the pow
Sep 16 2013 3:01PM
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CKpolicy
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Sep 16 2013 3:42PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,611
Spliffs and cliffs, my dude. Spliffs and cliffs.
Sep 16 2013 4:49PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
you gotta drink more caffeine man
Sep 16 2013 4:49PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
my dads 50 and he wears an og 08/09 saga suit haha
Sep 16 2013 5:03PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
the good life
Sep 16 2013 5:07PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
thats fucking rad.
Sep 16 2013 5:47PM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1201 - Karma: 4,433
real skiers use meth, wear rear entry boots, and rock some denim
Sep 16 2013 11:11PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
thats terrifying
Sep 16 2013 11:19PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5955 - Karma: 3,455
I think that means you are a young guy that sucks. Just kidding. As long as your having a good time...and you act hard as fuck in the lift line
Sep 16 2013 11:40PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Or that :( thats ok I have fun doing it.
Sep 17 2013 12:42AM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
how dare you. it never left
Sep 17 2013 11:35AM
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the.ghost
Posts: 117 - Karma: 190
You can't be me homie...I'm already that guy...we should prolly hang out and puff tho
Sep 17 2013 12:43PM
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
My friend just turned 30, asked me if he could still wear his Saga. He still thinks he's fresh.
Sep 17 2013 1:10PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Sep 17 2013 1:17PM
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NoSkillsCrew
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 2,058
Old man life. Scremens off of cliffs into pow and tranny finding everything. This is going to be my first year not having access to a park or even wanting to be in one.
Sep 17 2013 1:20PM
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KSHRED
Posts: 25 - Karma: 48
newschoolers; one of the few forum sites where smoking the herb is accepted, love it.
Sep 17 2013 6:50PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Does anybody do a spread eagle 3? Sounds pretty gnarly.
Sep 17 2013 7:01PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
you forgot to thrown in tail taps off of everything
Sep 17 2013 7:09PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
PM me if you make it out to CO. We should hang.
Sep 17 2013 7:12PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
im a 16 year old kid who cant do much in terms of these newschool shenanigans, so im going to do really simple tricks and make them "style"
Sep 17 2013 7:19PM
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Woodchuck
Posts: 32 - Karma: 70
I skied a lot as a kid in the 70s and 80s, but came late to the park scene at age 36.  The learning curve has been long and steep, but every time I land a new trick I feel like a kid again. And I guess that is why I still ski park.

There is a great interview with Forest Bailey in the September issue of Transworld Snowboarding.  The guy asked him what he's looking for in snowboarding.  He said one of the reasons is it keeps him young.  "It's just about trying to stay youthful.  Being a kid is being happy, so I think that's a big part of it too.  It's the search for eternal youth."

So chin up dude, and keep the shred alive!
Sep 17 2013 7:40PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744
just keep the fattys fat and them butters steezy, and youll never wash up, its all in your brain.
Sep 17 2013 8:02PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
Aw shiiiiiit mane. That sounds like a good idea
Sep 17 2013 11:49PM
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bernierosow
Posts: 269 - Karma: 1,655
This all sounds well and good, but don't be a pussy just cause you're old and cant do dubs.  You gotta step to the random 100'er every once in a while.  Just to show the kiddies that you might be old and washed up but your balls are still just as big as ever.
Sep 18 2013 2:55AM
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the.ghost
Posts: 117 - Karma: 190
...and gonna add an inch to my tall-t every year because I've earned it..haha..Had to bump this. I got in a fight with my girl about the size of my clothes last night (apparently she thinks I'm too old for a 2x) and all I could think about was this thread. I just kept yelling "what kind of asshole buys pants that actually fit him!?!"
Sep 23 2013 10:29AM
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McSlay
Posts: 651 - Karma: 1,182
Everyones figuring out my secret
Sep 23 2013 3:58PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Im scared to age over 25. only 4 years to go as well, shit!
Sep 23 2013 4:05PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
sooooooo washed up
Sep 23 2013 4:06PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,812
lol
Sep 23 2013 4:10PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
Pretty sure you've been the stoniest looking kid on the hill since I've known you.


PS, come out to Utah this year!
Sep 23 2013 8:44PM
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