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Friends moms nude pictures

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hempcalifornia
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ok so i was at my friends house today and we just got our kitchen done and our moms are good friends. i had some pictures on my phone o so i pulled them up and gave her my phone with the picture up. i recently got some noods from this girl im talking to

my friend calls me in so i leave my phone with her. When i come back she looks at me weird and gives me back the phone, it is now 3 pictures over and i know she looked at the nudes.

later when i get home (new phone so have like 6 contacts i have a contact saying txt me ;)


wut do?
Sep 14 2013 9:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Let me help you out OP.

"ok so i was at my friends house today and we just got our kitchen done and our moms are good friends. i had some pictures on my phone o so i pulled them up and gave her my phone with the picture up. i recently got some noods from this girl im talking to"

While hanging out with my friend and his mother, who is friends with my mother, I took out my cell phone to show her pictures of our newly remodeled kitchen... The pictures directly before the kitchen pictures, were nudes from a girl I had been talking to.

"my friend calls me in so i leave my phone with her. When i come back she looks at me weird and gives me back the phone, it is now 3 pictures over and i know she looked at the nudes."

After hearing my friend call me in to the next room, I left my cell phone with his mother so she could scroll through the pictures of my new kitchen. Upon my return, I realized she had scrolled too far and had definitely seen the nude pictures.

"later when i get home (new phone so have like 6 contacts i have a contact saying txt me ;)"

When I got home, due to the fact that my phone is new (or I just have no friends), I quickly noticed a 7th contact had been added to my phone, with the name as "txt me"

"wut do?"

I like dicks and made a shitty troll thread.
Sep 15 2013 3:46PM
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HeathR
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Translating poorly written english will soon be a career option. You should look into it. NS is a great place to hone your skills.
Sep 15 2013 6:45PM
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sNaubi
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DYELB?????

tlking about you calling yourself zyzz
Sep 15 2013 7:58PM
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Gnarczar
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If you have to ponder this situation through the internet, Click for larger image
Sep 15 2013 8:03PM
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Dustin.
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I swear if I don't see any pictures of this newly remodeled kitchen I'm gonna scream.
Sep 15 2013 8:08PM
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cowofawesome
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It took me about 5 reads to start understanding what he was trying to say...
Sep 15 2013 8:15PM
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oil.
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smh thomas
Sep 15 2013 8:50PM
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hempcalifornia
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holy fuk this thread, mods can i post pics of a girl in a bra


can delivar
Sep 15 2013 9:02PM
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oil.
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do it, you won't
Sep 15 2013 9:07PM
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860media*
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we are waiting
Sep 15 2013 9:11PM
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Peachbutt
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You could have still passed this off as real until this post.
Sep 15 2013 9:13PM
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hempcalifornia
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http://i.imgur.com/BEQdGB4.jpg


there u go want conversations now been texting her
Sep 15 2013 9:15PM
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Threshy
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Sep 15 2013 9:25PM
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hempcalifornia
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lold sorry i dont refresh threadh every2 seconds
Sep 15 2013 9:40PM
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dispatchQ_main
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came in just at the right time
Sep 15 2013 9:41PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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need more proof. Her holding a sign saying NS or zyzz will d, but you're off to a good start
Sep 15 2013 9:42PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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will do
Sep 15 2013 9:43PM
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.Hugo.
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I wanna see your friends mom nude.
Sep 15 2013 10:03PM
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Cannaburner
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.
Sep 15 2013 10:25PM
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oil.
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probably took something off google images and ms paint'd it. no one draws on snapchat that thinly....
Sep 15 2013 10:41PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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also black is a hidden snapchat color. It takes some knowledge to use it. Also you claimed to be texting her, not snapping her. Why would she snapchat you "SLUT"? Try again troll.
Sep 15 2013 10:43PM
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hempcalifornia
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thats not the mom thats just the picture the mom saw wut thats not a 40year old women body. yea i drew that on the snapchat...
Sep 15 2013 10:57PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Why the fuck would anyone care that you have teenage noodies on your phone. Still proves nothing.
Sep 15 2013 11:01PM
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SFB
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send her millions of pics of your tiny slonch
Sep 15 2013 11:02PM
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WU-sconsin
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Child porns a myth. The FBI is busy doin super secret shit underground. And I would text that mom
Sep 16 2013 12:12AM
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Beepboop123
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Haha this should be interesting
Sep 16 2013 12:56AM
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HANNERTALL_420
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another instant classic thread
Sep 16 2013 1:13AM
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DizzyG
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It would seem they've been happening a lot, as of recent.
Sep 16 2013 1:25AM
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-WZ-
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op delivered what
Sep 16 2013 1:26AM
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eeman69
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Same^

Sep 16 2013 2:16AM
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CalebT
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Well
Sep 16 2013 1:39PM
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BLADEE
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Threads for when op delivers
Sep 16 2013 1:45PM
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RawrRawrRob
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pics plz
Sep 16 2013 2:12PM
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marsh.
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to embed pic or not to embed....
Sep 16 2013 2:18PM
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gyarados
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I appreciate you OP
Sep 16 2013 11:53PM
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Lucas
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ooo man that seems illegal.
Sep 17 2013 12:20AM
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animeallstar
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Probably the greatest thread ever
Sep 17 2013 12:23AM
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Joebin
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Dammit OP

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Sep 17 2013 12:37AM
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Chewy.
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Be honest, how old is she? I feel like I may be a sexual offender now that I saw that.
Sep 17 2013 1:05AM
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Aidan-G
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I'm guessing 15. Over/under? Any takers?
Sep 17 2013 1:07AM
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Chewy.
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I'll bet a dollar on 16.
Sep 17 2013 1:13AM
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ianj
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I'll place a dollar on 15 and a half
Sep 18 2013 1:46AM
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Aidan-G
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i'll give you 1:1.5 odds on that
Sep 18 2013 1:49AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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ill be brave and bet 10 that shes 17.
Sep 18 2013 1:55AM
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Aidan-G
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If you're over you lose. I'll give you 4:1
Sep 18 2013 1:59AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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deal
Sep 18 2013 2:02AM
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