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Your name in Urban Dictionary

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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
I searched this on the search bar and couldn't find anything. So Go in urban dictionary And find your favorite definition of your own name and post it here,
Example: My name 'Morgan'

A sexy male Pirate always in search of BOOTY
"Captain Morgan stole my BOOTY!"




Sep 9 2013 10:52PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic, fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer. likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his girlfriend and very very very rare
"Oh my gosh that guy is so davis!!!"




Well that's fucking lame.
Sep 9 2013 10:56PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
cool thread morgan you fucking dick.
Sep 9 2013 10:56PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
God dammit, go to bed Morgan!
Sep 9 2013 10:57PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
I'd hope you're not into emo music
Sep 9 2013 10:58PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
"A guy who is sweet and sensitive. He listens when you need a shoulder to cry on and who actually cares what you have to say. He always wonders what is wrong and worries about you. No words can really describe him. He is amazing and beautiful on the inside. He makes you feel as if you are actually wanted. Wyatt is just amazing. And I love him, for him, his sweetness, and for how artistic he tries to be ha ha ha."
Sep 9 2013 10:59PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I'm not any of that, except I have nice hair and I am pretty dang fresh.
Sep 9 2013 10:59PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
I love you too
Sep 9 2013 11:01PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
morgan you dickweed go to bed.
Sep 9 2013 11:03PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Nelson:
1. An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
(Sweeeet)
2. The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

Sep 9 2013 11:09PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Sep 9 2013 11:27PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Would you mind doing this!
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Sep 9 2013 11:32PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514

"Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties) "

hmm.. hahah I'm cool with that :P
Sep 9 2013 11:50PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Slang for huge cock.

Like, incredibly huge.

Example: oh man I wish I had a chris in me
Sep 9 2013 11:59PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Sorry for dub post but I remember one of my friends being

"Loner who has no friends who sits alone in his room all day while whacking it by using his tears as lube"
hahah good times.
Sep 10 2013 12:03AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Searched through a bunch saying how "Evan" is a sex God and the best looking man keeping everything and everyone humble and safe. A man to look up to and all that shit, but I'm non of those, so I found this one:


Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.

I'm not sexy, but I have a sexy name ;)
Sep 10 2013 12:31AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

my name isn't in there.

Sep 10 2013 1:39AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
You're too special for that immature place.
Sep 10 2013 1:52AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Joe:

The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
"You think your in love?"
"Ya I caught Joe"

Well shit that doesnt sound like me at all...

Also:
Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...
Sep 10 2013 1:59AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Average Joe...
Sep 10 2013 2:00AM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
Sep 10 2013 2:06AM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
Merricking
Sep 10 2013 2:15AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
He is the swettest most amazing guy, he has the funniest sense of humour that only i seem to understand, and he seems to create awkward turtle moments more often than not.
He is passionate yet caring, and he is understanding like no other.

Any girl would be lucky to have this awesome, caring, good looking, funny, smart and understanding pilot ;)

Grant is amazing! too bad he's mine. Hippopotamus.

Alright, creepin me out here, because I'm a pilot yo. But, I don't think I create, 'awkward turtle moments'. I would however like to experience one now. Like, how does that moment even play out...? I also was given a shitty name. Shouts out to Mom and Dad on that one!
Sep 10 2013 2:34AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
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The sexiest someone can get, this person is really, genuinly nice and great in bed. Woman in parts of Southern America use Colin as a way of saying that they're boyfriend is very good in bed, sexually.

2)Someone who urinates during sex.
Sep 10 2013 8:19AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
1.) Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive

2.)
A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo

--> because it is more or less my complete opposite.
Sep 10 2013 8:23AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
my last name is so good...check this out


Slagle: To slide a somewhat sticky object across a flat surface.

"Tom slagled his weiner across the countertop"



amazing.
Sep 10 2013 8:40AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Peter:

1.
Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.

2.
machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy

3.
the penis (see also cock,pecker)




yes.
Sep 10 2013 9:15AM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Taylor - someone that is good in the sack
danm he\she was taylor
Sep 10 2013 12:03PM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Cameron - A man who likes his muffin buttered.
Cameron likes it when people butter his muffin.
Sep 10 2013 12:04PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Phil is an all round amazing guy! Extremely good looking, and most girls find it almost impossible to resist his charms! Extremely funny and can have the whole room laughing in minutes! Doesn't take any shit from anybody and will tell you exactly what he thinks and what is on his mind. He is extremely talented with regards his hobbies. Master of all. Can turn his hand to anything. A very fun guy who gets on with anybody of any age.


Dayum..
Sep 10 2013 12:25PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
The most gorgeous woman to ever walk the planet. Everybody loves her. One of the most outgoing/laid back people ever. Doesn't care what anybody thinks. Not afraid to knock a bitch out. Very very very beautiful. Beyond sexy. Being with her is a once in a lifetime opportunity and once you get her you should never let her go or you will regret it big time. Sexilicious goddess from the heavens above. The most stunning person on the face of the earth. Once you lose her, you lose everything.

"Daphne is so amazing, I'd slaughter over 9000 cows to get a sniff of her hair"


sweet

Sep 10 2013 12:48PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
winner

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Sep 10 2013 4:35PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Wilhelmina is a name perfect for an intelligent, beautiful, and sweet female with a gental and funloving demeanor. Sophisticated and determined.




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Sep 10 2013 4:41PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
They all say the same fucking thing. Don't even bother.
Sep 10 2013 4:41PM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
Donovan-

a person who denies being a hipster even though they actually are.

Sep 10 2013 5:47PM
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K-Dubs
Posts: 334 - Karma: 454
Hebrew for dog
Sep 10 2013 6:52PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
Charlie

The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, and would do anything he could to make her happy. He would never try to hurt a girl, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a girl would want him to be. He is an exetremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a girl whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with her no matter what. He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.

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Sep 10 2013 6:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

You're damn right.
Sep 10 2013 7:21PM
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limedakine
Posts: 48 - Karma: 298
Sierra
Fine ass woman with an incredible body.

I think I can handle that definition.
Sep 10 2013 7:25PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
'Sup fellow Neil?
Sep 10 2013 7:29PM
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shaggy.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 299
Charlie
the beloved unicorn who goes to candy mountain and gets his kidney stolen
Sep 10 2013 10:36PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
Will:
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Sep 10 2013 11:03PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

that's all it takes for me to pretty much love you forever. I searched my middle name instead:

Terese

133 up, 29 down

Spirited,funny,energetic,generous. The type of woman that you would want as a friend. Huge heart. Captivating smile. Sarcastic and laughable. Goofy! Fun to be around but don't piss her off. Her anger is as powerful as her love. All about family and friends. The epitome of MOTHER.
That chick was boucing off the walls. What energy. Must be a Terese.

Sep 10 2013 11:35PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
This actually sum's me up pretty well - Robert

A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
Sep 10 2013 11:38PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
for all the definitions Collin is basically an athletic sex god that all men want to be and all girls want him.......bullshit im athletic but no girls want me :/
Sep 10 2013 11:40PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
that is honestly me right there
Sep 10 2013 11:43PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I honestly don't believe there is a single guy that isn't wanted by at least one female.
Sep 10 2013 11:46PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
You'd be surprised....
Sep 10 2013 11:49PM
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ILLinoisance
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Sep 11 2013 12:11AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
do want
Sep 11 2013 12:18AM
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FriskyNarwhal
Posts: 165 - Karma: 64
a man known to get alot of poon and is also known to attract women of the sexiest nature. A man described as lukas chases away grotesque women with chimp-like features, he will then proceed to spread apart his buttcheeks to mark his territory, then he will clamp his buttcheeks to the womans face, until she begs for release or loses the will to live any longer. IN SHORT: JUST A PLAINLY SEXY AND EXCITING MAN
wow, you were such a lukas last night, you clamped ure asscheeks to at least three chicks, you are also wanted for three murders, what a coincidence...
Yeeeeeeeee
Sep 11 2013 1:28AM
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