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Boner in Snowpants

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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
When you wear slimmer jeans, you can more easily hide your erected penis than if you were wearing sweatpants. Is the trend from baggy to skinny snowpants actually potentially saving us from embarassment?

¯\(°_o)/¯
12 years ago
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Uhhh why are you getting boners in your snow pants?....
12 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
get a boner, fuck a girl in the gondola, problem solved.

your dick is just going crazy because you're failing to pick up the sluts. get to work, homie.
12 years ago
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Ski bunnies breh
12 years ago
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I will never wear skinny snowpants, just embrace my boner
12 years ago
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Handy_helper
Posts: 63 - Karma: 332
This is the most retarded thread
12 years ago
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
this thread is just an excuse to make it seem like you have a big dick. Wear compression shorts and there's no fucking way people will notice it with snowpants
12 years ago
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
What actually sucks is when you're on your way to the hill and you're getting excited, so you have to shit and then you hold it all day. then you're at that point where you need to shit all day but you can't and then you get a boner
12 years ago
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Holy fuck I just realized that @th1337 means athlete.. what am i doing
12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Haha i didnt know that either.

woah
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12 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Wait. What? Is this an actual thing? Does this actually happen?
12 years ago
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
Yes.
12 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
what the fuck are you talking about.
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
do not listen to gato. i have experienced this many, many times.
12 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
he probably wants to see your boner
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Don't listen to gato, he just thinks that i follow him when its a factual reality that i am going to come across some of his posts on this website we both frequent.
12 years ago
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
I mean yeah. You can't shit with a boner.
12 years ago
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
Your thread title made me laugh....good job
12 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
You obviously need to find a girl who skis and will help you deal with the problem promptly.
12 years ago
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4239 - Karma: 10,756
Ski in skinny jeans = no problem.

inb4 LOL YOUR PANTS MUST GET SO WET.
12 years ago
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Woah
12 years ago
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
are you new or something?
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
wtf did i just read?
12 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,572
wanna know how I know you're twelve?
12 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
the logic is sound
12 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
anathema dropping knowledge
12 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
it seems I've been slacking
12 years ago
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
I got a boner once on the lift. Was sitting with a hot girl and we were talking about sexy stuff,
You know,
The usual..

Anyways best thing to do is tuck it along your thigh and savor the warmth it puts off
12 years ago
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
If you get a boner actually IN the snow pants, you are wearing them too high.
12 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
our love for snow...duhhh
12 years ago
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pj21
Posts: 400 - Karma: 4,635
are we brothers

12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Who doesnt?
12 years ago
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
Ight mama you and i are skiing together
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Why the hell is this even a thread?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
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12 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
I ain't gonna ski anywhere near where you are, so that might not work.
12 years ago
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
this. waist always goes below hammer level
12 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
when i get boners i just push them back inside...
12 years ago
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
When I drop into a line of fresh Montana tree pow, I definitely acquire a raging erection
12 years ago
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
I only ski with a boner
12 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
If you wear a tall t there is no problem
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9616 - Karma: 71,531
Nah just let it exist in its full glory
5 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,983
The cold are has an adverse effect but sweat pants can be more of an issue in my opinion.
5 years ago
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
7 years wiild bump
5 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,985
SnowMiser7 years wiild bump


damn i hope you are still rocking a champion skier boner without any of that viagra
5 years ago
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 835
This is the stupidest fucking thread
5 years ago
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BobbyHollander
Posts: 94 - Karma: -10
If u got a boner, get it sucked.
ChadThundercockThis is the stupidest fucking thread
5 years ago
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galardogod
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 5,336
Sometimes I do a trick called the boner butter
5 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
galardogodSometimes I do a trick called the boner butter


Or would that be a tripod
5 years ago
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
harder than ever

driptoohard.mp3
5 years ago
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
The referenced post has been removed.

Yo what the fuck? Is that the name of your magical penis spell or something?

Great first post bro. You're destined for greatness on this site.
5 years ago
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