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i just found out how homo snowblading really is!

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Matty.
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i always knew skiblading was gay, but never once, did i know it was THIS gay, just watch these videos and you will know what i mean!!!
click here for the gayness

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Nov 25 2004 11:49PM
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chugLIFE
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the video from park city was not from 98
and i think that picture looks haggard....thats style in skiboarding
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Nov 26 2004 5:50PM
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I side with JD (not because it's JD); just because I wouldn't do it, or don't like the looks of it (which I really don't) doesn't mean that I will call it gay...It's so arrogant









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Nov 26 2004 6:00PM
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unrigged
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straight up snowlerblading is gay, firstly, smaller objects make it easier to spin thereofore making the challnge less difficult making it gay. Secondly, there is no style involved in skiboarding/snowlerblading, which also makes it gay. Finally, that kid who you said was good may be better, than most people on skis, howver, he was not on skis which makes it easier therefore making him not as good on skis, making my point that snowlerblading is gay and fuck you J.d. May fuck you. Plain and simple snowlerblading is not cool, thus it is gay and most people who do it are queer ass fags who need to change their attitude who think they are cool, also making it gay. So from all these points i think it is safe to say that snowlerblading is straight up homosexual.





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Nov 26 2004 6:16PM
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KRASHED
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^people like you need to use words like that so they can cover up the blank spot in their minds when they try to insult someone...funny how you have to call them gay ass fags or whatever, so if a good friend of yours decided to give snowblading a try you would never go near him again because he was automatically a 'fag?' your a joke buddy
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Nov 26 2004 6:29PM
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KeegLove
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holy crap snowblading is the shit here in hawaii we do it alot on the sand we call in sanderblading is soo dope

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Nov 26 2004 6:31PM
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4-Front
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that made me fall in love with snowblading

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Nov 26 2004 6:59PM
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ATLANTASKI
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actually i used to rag on snowlerblading alot, but i respect those guys for what theyre doing and some of the stuff they did was decent looking, and more power to them for doing what they do, and shit thats at PC so i can imagine all those little spoiled whiny PC shits just making fun of them...

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Nov 26 2004 7:14PM
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canonrider
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^ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why are you starting grow on me... what is this world coming to? Your right... it takes alot of balls to hold a line through park city when people are harrassing you like crazy, and to toss 450's out of rollercoasters and switchups on double kinks... you gotta put it out of your head and just think about personal progression.... fuck the haters because they have no clue...

is it so much to ask to have respect? if any snowboarder came on here talking HALF of the shit that you guys were, you'd all have a shit fit...

whiney bitches man, its people like you all that make me hate this site
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Nov 26 2004 7:31PM
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chugLIFE
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the thing about the snowbaorders beakign us is....they dont ahve any skill. Bad snowbaorders ahte on all skiers. Good snowboarders, only have mad respect. It;s the coolt hing for good snowboarders.

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Nov 27 2004 1:31AM
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dg101
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i couldnt even watch that shit through, thats terrible
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Nov 27 2004 2:25AM
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mommy
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for some reason i have more respect for skiboarders than i do for people with short skis.
Nov 27 2004 7:53AM
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Dallan!
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yeah





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Nov 27 2004 11:35AM
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yeah my friend snowboards and he absolutly blows and is always telling me how gay skiing is. then i show him up haha

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Nov 27 2004 12:03PM
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Mad4Trix
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snowblading is stupid, but i skied on snowblades for a week and i was amazed at how well my balance imporved from that week. you got to be dead center to ski landings in those fuckers
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Nov 27 2004 12:20PM
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espen^R
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Why does it happen that we only saw the fuckin gay blader on rails and not on ANY Big jumps doin switch cork 10s or switch 9s ??? I think that would have been way more funny to see!.. And another thing.. I think the gay blader in tat movie should ask himself the wuestion they sing in the song 'where is my life?'.....
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Nov 27 2004 12:34PM
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J.D.
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^It's 'where is my mind', you utter retard. Besides which, the reason you don't see them doing 10s is A) how many people do you see on THIS site doing 10s? Tim Durtschi, that's about it. B) They're impossible to land on such short boards. You go straight to the top of fthe idiot list with that comment, and my faith in the membership here takes its 136,324th blow.

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Nov 27 2004 12:45PM
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dg101
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the ratio is 2:6

so if your a a pro ski boarder you are a below average skiier
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 27 2004 2:34PM
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nothanks
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hillllarious god that song was perfect


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Nov 27 2004 2:37PM
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dg101
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i think ill watch it again today for laughs
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 27 2004 2:42PM
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Campeador
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I hate when all the 'non-haters' on here tell you not to call something gay. After watching that movie that is the only description that comes into my mind. Skiblading falls into the same category of scootering, it looks as if these fuckers on snowblades never bought a pair of skis after they turned 5. Snowblading I guess can be considered 'metrosexual' (fuck I hate people like that), it looks gay but you don't have to be gay to do it. Throw those fucking little pieces of shit away before you get shanked

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

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Nov 27 2004 5:59PM
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martockpublicenemy
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exactly
lets go skiing
Nov 27 2004 6:12PM
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thewavebb
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I through on some skiboards when i'm having a hard time stomping my landings. They are a great training tool if you are willing to take the heat from other people. If you are off buy just a little you fuck yourself landing.
Nov 27 2004 6:51PM
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dg101
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i could never take that kind of heat^
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 27 2004 7:24PM
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guddgulf17
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dont understand why someone would snoblade when there are perfectly good skis on the market.its kinda like those people that strap themselves to skateboards and do 1080s over little pyramids. it looks plain ugly to me
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Nov 27 2004 7:51PM
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SkiUnit03
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i just counted and the word gay has been used 30 times in this thread

crist find a word other than 'gay' or 'fag' becasue is pretty retarded



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Nov 27 2004 8:10PM
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dg101
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^you made it 32 times
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 27 2004 8:42PM
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Pavesi
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^lol u counted
Nov 27 2004 8:51PM
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eastAR5
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that video was really homo.





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Nov 27 2004 9:12PM
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Coalescent
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rediously gay
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Nov 27 2004 9:36PM
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freestyle_kyle
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wo i think snowblading is so gay.... but that video posted by J.D. was amazing i must admit. Its so much easier to spin on blades tho....
Nov 27 2004 10:20PM
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J.D.
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And harder to do everything else, including LAND those spins. People who subscribe to this 'skiboarding is gay' thing are morons. If you don't like the sport, don't practise it, and leave the people who do alone.

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Nov 27 2004 10:25PM
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freezed
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a lot of people skiboarded at one point. i did, a lot of people i ski with did. pros too...mike nick, eric pollard, chris turpin at one point, i think...you might think that skiboarers look stupid, but other people probably think you look stupid too on you uneccessarily long skis, hunched over with your pants falling off...its all a matter of opinion.


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Nov 28 2004 12:00AM
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dg101
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i skiboared for a bit 2 seasons ago, but i quit on my own because i didnt like them. before i knew they were gay, they jus dont feel right and at my rental shop they cost the same amount as a high performance ski rental wtf???
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Nov 28 2004 1:10AM
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Matty.
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I've seen alot of good points through out this thread and a bunch of bad ones. I know that there is a 'cool' side to snowblading. I was just showing the 'homosexual' side.

-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Nov 28 2004 1:24AM
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i hate pointless threads
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Nov 28 2004 2:41AM
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espen^R
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Because of the blades shortness and impossbibilities to do bigger and smoother tricks on them ! THAST WHY ITS SOO FUCKING GAY!!

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Nov 28 2004 11:34AM
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espen^R
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Yea.. leave the ski boarders alon and frikkin STP TALKING ABOUT Ski Boarding on This site.. Its A FreeSKIING site... !!

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Nov 28 2004 11:36AM
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Tigerlilly
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What happens when you ride in powder with, thats what i wanna see
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Nov 28 2004 12:04PM
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unrigged
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Ski boarding is definatly gay.
if ppl dont like the harrassment then dont fucking ski board cause its not gonna happen. Ski boards asre only good for tourists and ppl who arent good enough to ski, period.





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Nov 28 2004 1:33PM
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unrigged
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skiboardig makes me want to kil myself.





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Nov 28 2004 1:46PM
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avblackman
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how the fuck is it gay?? it just doesn't look nearly as good as skiing in my opinion. but still it can be more difficult, just i think any effort is for nothing cause there is no style.

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Nov 28 2004 4:18PM
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Dallan!
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i think they meen 'gay' as in fun!





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Nov 28 2004 4:21PM
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dg101
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... yea fun...
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Nov 28 2004 6:41PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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hahaha



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Nov 28 2004 11:48PM
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sacha
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The term 'gay' has actually lost it's meaning. You all say snowblading is gay meaning its stupid. But then this also means you think gay people are stupid which most of them arent. Why dont you find another word you fucking morons.





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Nov 29 2004 12:49AM
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genericname
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cathartic


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Nov 29 2004 10:11AM
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jpsnowbumb
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Dude what ever floats your boat!

But post a thread on it and your gonna get slamed.

People mean suck dick when they use the word gay!
Nov 29 2004 10:53AM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
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The truely sad thing is that while they were making that 'AWESOME' video, they were saying to themselves, 'Yea I Look Cool', ... and i just have to laugh> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 29 2004 10:55AM
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WIllW
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^chances are while they we out on snow making a video gay or not, you were on your computer calling people gay
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Nov 29 2004 11:01AM
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Bangor
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i'll admit, i didn't read the entire thread, but this is pretty hardcore.



for the most part though, blading sucks. i've still got a pair of old blades hanging around. i used to use them to teach little kids, because you could manuver really well in tight spaces. but then i started teaching older people, and out went the blades.
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