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Flunked my first university test

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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
shit, i got a 43 on a fucking stats test. I cant even measure my hatred for stats, especially since my average mark until mid november was a fucking 90.
Here is the best advice i can give all of you, DO NOT TAKE STATS UNLESS YOU REALLY HAVE TO. The profs are idiots, the course is boring, the assignments are written by people that can speak english(i counted words used in a sentence, 14 'of's were used, 20 'the's), and deciphering one of my profs english is a course in itself.



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Nov 25 2004 10:55PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Welcome to university. Does it make you feel better to remember that you pay tons of money for this course? No? Oh well, know that you still have a few more years of this, and that it doesn't really get better.







'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.' Crystalneedsa... 'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard' Midwest_rep 'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.

Fuck powder straps, I'd rather look cool and search around my giant bomb hole for my skis-'let's take a moment to laugh at everyone on the east coast because we ski Whistler'-Trevorwoulddoit AKA Da
Nov 26 2004 12:30AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
atleast u werent in josh's possition last yr
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Nov 26 2004 12:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
actually at this time i think id only failed one test too... though once spring rolled around... cough... cough... 28 on a finance midterm cough cough... oh god my lungs.
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Nov 26 2004 1:04AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I failed my first 3.



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Nov 26 2004 1:09AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i got a 3.5 or 3.6 my freshman year...
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Nov 26 2004 1:10AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
for some reason, i got credit for stats by taking 'logic & critical thinking' (PL110). because, i mean, seriously, fuck statistics



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Nov 26 2004 3:13AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
My lowest test score to date is a 89 in my first year... however, that will change as soon as I get my last two exams back....
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Nov 26 2004 6:24AM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
maybe if you spent less time counting the 'of's' in a sentance, and spent more time studying you'd do a little better
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Nov 26 2004 6:26AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
the thing that kills me is the fact I can download movies in seconds and NS and beer
Nov 26 2004 8:31AM
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Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
I killed stats got like a 93 on the final which gave me an A
Nov 26 2004 9:59AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
my first test in this year, freshman year i got 96 precent on. It was latin. good times. The first reall thing was my myth midterm for a second year class which i got 80 on. so im feelin stoekd. and hungover, but mostaly stoked. i think alot of the stokage comes from the 3 inches of snow lying on the ground right now.

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Nov 26 2004 10:29AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah the movies owned me too, and seinfeld
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.



once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Nov 26 2004 11:43AM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
i've only failed one of many tests/midterms, so that's not too bad, right? i got a 49 on chem midterm #2 but 85 on chem midterm #1, so it evens to = not a fail.



Nov 26 2004 11:47AM
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Skiertrav
Posts: 401 - Karma: 10
at my school, C's get degrees! but I hate stats as well. I understand how to use everything, but breaking it up into pieces and doing parts of it on certain problems on tests and homework really screws me over. I don't understand why I can't make the bits and pieces alone make sense, but as a whole, I usually get the full concepts. I hate that class
Nov 26 2004 12:02PM
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Boards
Posts: 849 - Karma: 27
i failed my first semester.....but got back in the game! its not the prof's faults, its just, you're an idiot.
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Nov 26 2004 12:28PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I'm getting rather pissed off this term, because I keep getting mediocre grades on excellent work (I'm not bragging, I've had other profs edit these papers repeatedly and they could not be improved upon in any way) because of differences of opinion between myself and my professors on how these papers should be focussed. One tells me to branch out and consider literature as a whole, another wants me to focus on a particular text and not put it in context. One wants me to draw larger, important conclusions, another considers that 'philosophizing overmuch'. On top of all this, they're not clear about what they want until I get the paper back; only THEN do they have a clear idea of how it should have been done. This is really annoying. The only way I can get a good mark, apparently, is to have my prof tell me exactly how to write the paper (what to talk about and how to approach it) and then have me do it. It's more than a little ridiculous.

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Nov 26 2004 12:37PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^higher education at the undergrad level isn't about having an opinion or being able to write at a high level, it's about regurgitating what someone else has told you. In a way, it's much like high school, only with 3000 extra words tacked onto the length requirements.







'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.' Crystalneedsa... 'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard' Midwest_rep 'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.

Fuck powder straps, I'd rather look cool and search around my giant bomb hole for my skis-'let's take a moment to laugh at everyone on the east coast because we ski Whistler'-Trevorwoulddoit AKA Da
Nov 26 2004 3:07PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I've yet to get a mark higher than an 80. I suck at living. My stats course (multiple regression) is a bitch. If it wasn't open book I'd fail for sure. Third year University is definitely more difficult than community college.

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Nov 26 2004 3:15PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
haha I just got an 87 on my stats midterm. I found it tgouth at first, but then i buckled down and this shit is SIMPLE! they make it seem so hard, but really I could teach you in ten minutes









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Nov 26 2004 3:15PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^if it's a stats course that starts with a '1', along the lines of stats 101, stats 100, stats 110, etc, then it's probalby pretty damn easy. I took my stats class by distance ed, didn't do ANY of the group work, didn't do ANY of the assignments, and still got a B-







'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.' Crystalneedsa... 'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard' Midwest_rep 'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.

Fuck powder straps, I'd rather look cool and search around my giant bomb hole for my skis-'let's take a moment to laugh at everyone on the east coast because we ski Whistler'-Trevorwoulddoit AKA Da
Nov 26 2004 3:16PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
My stats course is QMS 442, why is it so much harder than Linear Algebra (QMS 522) and Calculus (702)?

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Nov 26 2004 3:41PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
I believe tha courses only go up to 400 levels...at least at my school...
I just got an 82 on a calc exam that I didn't study for at all...the thing I'm pissed about is that I got a 10 point deduction for not filling it out IN PENCIL!!!?!?!?!??!! weird









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Nov 26 2004 3:55PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
All schools' course numbers are different. I got an ol 36 % on dynamics. Doesn't matter though, when the class average is 32%.


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Nov 26 2004 6:39PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
That's why they invented the bell curve.

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Nov 26 2004 7:30PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
Ya Cegep is a bitch.. It Not high school, but it
Nov 26 2004 10:17PM
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Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
yeah man, college is hard. i feel your pain!
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Nov 26 2004 11:09PM
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llama
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
god damn JIBBERISH!
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Nov 26 2004 11:39PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Ohh yeah just finished my 3 year commerce degree last week, no more stats or accounting shit (just two more years of reading law...)

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Nov 27 2004 1:49AM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
I got my ssat scores back today. I was in the 16 percentile for math, 18 for verbal, and I forget the other ones, but for reading I was in the 80th percentile. I did real bad tho all together and im taking it over.



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Nov 27 2004 4:03PM
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