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My toilet killed itself.

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CaptainObvious.
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Oh my god. I was just downstairs, making sure my dog got some water and food after getting sick. All of the sudden I hear this loud pop and then the sound of a bear or some large mammal peeing on the floor. I go into my half-bathroom and the upper tank had just spontaneously fucking cracked. It was spewing water everywhere. I shut the water off and cleaned it all up but what the everloving fuck!?!? Has anyone heard of this shit happening?
Aug 8 2013 12:24AM
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Lemursodes
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R.I.P. bby you will be missed
Aug 8 2013 12:25AM
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Mr.Sloth
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He was just misunderstood, it seemed like everyone was just shitting on him
Aug 8 2013 12:28AM
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Guck
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You pissed him off for the last time. He couldn't take it any longer.
Aug 8 2013 12:29AM
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KimJong-Illest
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R.I.P. The misunderstood toilet.
Aug 8 2013 12:30AM
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white+wolf
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This can happen if someone takes an upper-decker and it is not removed immediately. Happened to my uncle a few years ago and he had to get a whole new toilet, still doesn't know who did it lol.
Aug 8 2013 12:30AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I would post pics, but I feel that would further shame him. Perhaps....I never really knew him.
Aug 8 2013 12:31AM
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Avifarer
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+vibes
Aug 8 2013 12:31AM
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mowglii
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the same has happened in my household. Except my brother didnt know to shut off the water so our whole house got raped
Aug 8 2013 12:33AM
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Peachbutt
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Guess he finally had enough of your shit
Aug 8 2013 12:36AM
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NinetyFour
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Could you imagine if you had been sitting on it, grunting one out at the time?

It probably would have scared the shit out of you.
Aug 8 2013 12:41AM
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CaptainObvious.
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You know what's actually scaring the shit out of me? I have three other toilets in my house and spend a lot of my time at work or sleeping. Do I have three flood-bombs just waiting to ruin my life when I'm not looking?
Aug 8 2013 12:45AM
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Dirac
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it actually happens quite a bit. the maintenance guys at my work see it all the time. They use plastic ones because of it.
Aug 8 2013 12:57AM
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Puzzled
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Gotta drown em before they drown you. stick that hose through the window
Aug 8 2013 1:00AM
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whoa-dere
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Ha
Aug 8 2013 1:02AM
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-emile-
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it was tired of your shit
Aug 8 2013 1:08AM
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ElMexicano
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IT JUST COULDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT ANYMORE!!!
Aug 8 2013 2:11AM
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CaptainObvious.
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The dried corpse called to me this morning.
Aug 8 2013 11:00AM
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timmi
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RIP Trayvon
Aug 8 2013 11:01AM
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DubV134
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At least it wasn't a bear
Aug 8 2013 3:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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his life was a one way trip down the drain so he decided to kill himself ....
Aug 8 2013 3:45PM
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leonus
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pics for reference, oh pee.
Aug 8 2013 4:22PM
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Titus69
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if i had to take OP's shit all the time id probably kill myself to.
Aug 8 2013 4:54PM
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KEVTRON
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Your dog got sick from drinking toilet water so he put an m80 in it to teach it a lesson.
Aug 8 2013 5:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I would be stoked if this was the answer.
Aug 8 2013 6:14PM
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corona
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don't blame yourself. it was just a crappy toilet.
Aug 8 2013 6:16PM
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alex=
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this needs more upvotes jesus christ guys
Aug 8 2013 6:27PM
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freestyler540
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my sympathies
Aug 8 2013 10:38PM
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SamtheEagle
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I put a cherry bomb in it
Aug 8 2013 10:46PM
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GrahamGould
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in all seriousness, you probably have a poltergeist, and you should get out of there before it lights your nipples on fire.
Aug 8 2013 10:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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>presumably, op's toilets were all installed around the same time
>potentially have similar components

batten down the hatches, prepare for other exploding toilets.
Aug 8 2013 11:45PM
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