so my parents are super against weed in every shape and form but being a teenager i didnt give a fuck, so i started smoking weed and i went a while without getting caught and then i was at home one night it was about 10 i think and my mom was in her room, my dad was down stairs and i was in mine. so i wanted to smoke so i opened my window set the fan up to blow towards the window and started smoking and my mom came in and i just played it off that i was masturbating and i thought she bought it but she went and got my dad who even with the previous knowledge that i might be fapping came in and ripped off my covers and saw my weed, one hitter and lighter. so TA-DA!
i keep in shape by eating a lot of pussy and pushing kids off their bikes. -*TACO-DOG*
well according to bill pullman, today the world celebrates its independence day, free of the tyranny of intergalactic squid monsters. god bless you will smith and jeff goldblum. god bless you. -Anathema$
he had to make sure everyone on ns knew how cool he was because he not only smokes weed, but is also a teenager so he doesn't give a fuck about what his parents say, and also got caught smoking weed cause he just couldn't go a day without getting high which shows just how much he likes smoking weed and just how much of a badass he is that he'll even smoke all alone in his bedroom with his parents in the house because he gives that little of a fuck cause he's a teenager.
No, but I did see a dude get sucker punched in the back of the head at a bar, so I told the cop that showed up I had witnessed it and sat in the back of his police car as he filled out a police report.
i like to ski
"have fun jumping off curbs and masturbating"