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$$$$75000 Down the Drain$$$$
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K My Buddy had a massive kegger, 5 kegs, DJ's(Provided by me and my buddy), with a ten buck cover.... We like party proofed his whole house, this included moving all the furniture, china ware, putting like plastic over all the carpets and everything... that took about two days.. we also locked and barackaded everything in my buddies moms bedroom by putting a 4 by 4 wdged up against the wall so you couldnt open the doors.. So we were ready, we had 3 massive black bouncers and everything was good.. the party was goind amazing, there was like 500 ppl there, you couldnt walk there was so many ppl... so at like 11:30 the cops come, we excpected that and didnt really care since we already made all our money, the kegs were drained and everything, everyone leaves and we walk upstairs to check on everything, and someone fuckers broke his moms door in half, went through everything and stole everything in there, as well as broke all the chine and like royal daltons and shit... they stole his moms wedding ring and a rolex and everything, needless to say his parents came home from vacation a week early to find out... neways I thought id share my little styory with you... the lesson is, dont have house parties whe\n you are rich and have a lot of expensive shit. PEACE
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bro..just that you had a huge ass party in a rich house...man lesson 1 is everyone to the basement
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the lesson is be poor so it doesnt matter!
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how are you gonna fit 500 ppl in the basement?
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that sucks...
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that blows dude
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oh no!!! that's awefull!!! awe, i'd be sooo pissed off. My friend had a party at his place w/ about 400 ppl, and the worst thing that happened was that when his parents came home they found used condoms in their bed. hehe. How are you going to replace all that?
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if he's rich and has enough room for 500 people in his house, he probably has enough room in his basement rocketman...besides...once everyone's drunk no one gives a shit anyways.
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
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finger prints bro and kick the ass of who ever did it
Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us
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man we know who did it.... and we have mad AND crazy lebs who are gonna kill the guys, they are fucked
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that sucks, i'd be so fucking angry
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It's good that you know who did it. Another friend of mine's parents went out of town and a bunch of guys went to his house and gave him a drink consisiting of beer and pee and he drank the whole thing. hehe i still make fun of him
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no ya fucking have one in the big rich backyard.....hire a band and keep the kegs in in one general area away from the house...set up a couple tents or something...ehh 10$ cover charge but get a few people you knwo to come in free as long as they sleep in the tents and help pickup in the morning
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
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LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
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yeh five0 thats what you do, my friend is gonna have a huge ass party in august, and its gonna be by this lake so its not at his house, and is gonna charge like 10 bucks to everyone, but like 5 of us, so it should be pretty sweet
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i have seen so many huge as keg partys in my life..probably more than any 14 you know, my prents have atleast 5 keg parties a year to promote our businesses...once a year we give away a new ski doo snowmobile...this year was a 600 mxz i think ...but we charge 100$ cover for a chance to win the sled plus free beer and food..food costs about 800% when we cater...and we always have a band..anyone in new york ever hear of The Bed Spins (we like them the best,,the ex drummer is my dads drub teacher)White August or Reserved Parking????
o well this summer or next im having a big party on like a 3 acre stretch beach..anyone who lives around here or might wanna come lemme know..we'll talk and ill tell my mom ive met you ski mountains b4
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
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lol thats what you get in a house with 500 people
honestly did you think everyone would behave???
most dumbass thing ever is having a kegger in a house.
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see now you could have given me the 75k and i could have bought my car and then we'd all be happy, me w/ my car you w/ your keg and him w/ his house un messied up
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My theory on dogs:
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damn that sucks bro
Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
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can you claim it on insurance though?
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make a claim on it... breaking in entering
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
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I dont know if it would be breaking and entering, I mean the guys were let into the house, but depending how much all the shit cost, you could maybe charge them with grand theft.
when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone
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hahah fools
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