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How to sneak weed on a plane

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Gypsy_Skier
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Hey guys i'm flying from geneva to barcelona tomorrow morning. i just picked up an 1/8 oz of fine kush to hold me til i can find a connect over there, but i'm worried those easy jet guys might get me. I just sneaked the same amount of hash under my foot and i got by fine. but like i'm worried about the weed cause of the volume and smell. so whats the best way of getting past?

like i could mail it, but its to late and i don't want to get Keith Richarded. that leaves me with the sock again (in europe you don't need to ditch your shoes), or soap in luggage. but like more importantly, who has got caught doing what? like whats the most sure fire way from personal experience? +K for good ideas.
PS: not taking it is not an option, i already picked up. thanks guys
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HANNERTALL_420
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not taking it is always an option
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Spagett+
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There was actually a thread made about this yesterday. Or you could search bar and find
Many more threads on this topic.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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stick it in your ass
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Charlie_Kelly
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People just lack common sense. How fucking desperate to smoke do you have to be...?
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wasatch_rat
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seriously. its just some fucking weed, is it really worth being charged with smuggling? just take a few days off for fucks sake.
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jibbpeter
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a friend of mine and his girlfriend smuggled like 300 grams in a gymbag from Spain to Norway. They didn't get cought, but the risk was superhigh.
hide it in jackets, pants or whatever u can, they don't x-ray scan you in Europe, so that's the safest way imo.
It's risky, but possible.

GL
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123+ski
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not that its a good idea, but my friend was in barcelona (and this was the case in many cities I visited around Europe), and he said you can barely make it 10 minutes without someone trying to sell you weed, coke, or molly. If you know anyone there, ask them, as it is probably a much better idea.
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LoathesRaisins
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No, weed isn't addictive at all. I just can't go a week without it so I have to risk going to jail and sneak it onto a plane.
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bermbuster49
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deffinately better to just pickup when your there.

heres an idea, take that 8th and make it into a firecracker or some type of shitty edible.

or blast it into BHO. I feel like oil would be way easier to smuggle if your gonna smuggle something. you only need a little bit to get baked up and you can hide it pretty much anywhere
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werd.
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this.
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.R-Lohin
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Pocket vape in the plane bathroom
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Gypsy_Skier
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man there's no way i can make oil with just an eighth and frankly i just don't have the time.

And to all you weed haters, hate on. it's my choice to want to blaze and no matter how much you might disagree with it, you're hate is not gonna help solve my problem.

And i'm not worried about picking up, not gonna be a problem. but i'm going to my girlfriend's parents place for the first night and she doesn't want me disappearing to go pick up cause like they're bouncing the next day and we should spend time with them what with them being old, etc. So yeah no time to pick up right away unless the jet pilot is holding.

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wasatch_rat
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i smoke everyday. i still think you are stupid.
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.R-Lohin
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It would be chill but an 1/8 wont get u a lot. But he is right I think dabs would be easier to smuggle
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HamFaceGirl
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I've just contacted the authorities. Have fun is jail criminal
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Gypsy_Skier
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I just contacted your mom:

Bed time.
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Bateman
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haha
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LoathesRaisins
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You sound like a goon.
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last_tango
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Why not smoke the whole 1/8th to your face before you go to the airport and then pick some more weed up when you get off the plane
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Barefootin_Fiend
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before the days of body scanners in the US, i took a half zip and broke it all up, rolled it up in a baggie, coated that baggie with peanut butter, rolled that up in another baggie, then wrapped that in electrical tape so that it was dick shaped. i put that right on my johnson and was good to go. this was february 2002, so soon after the whole 9/11 fiasco. i was even "randomly" selected for a search and was fine. just gotta maintain your cool. "Act as if..."

idk what security is like in europe, but if you don't have those stupid body scanner things, then this is exactly what id do.
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skiierman
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Haha, this thread is totally lame. I hope your plane crashes.
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daannnnieel
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jar of peanut butter. Get it cold, scoop out middle, microwave/melt it. Make sure no weed is showing. HOpe there's no drug dogs.
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Bateman
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at a festival i went to this year a bunch of kids were caught with a ton of weed in peanut butter jars

because of said drug dogs.

Don't.
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daannnnieel
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I'll just advise this instead.


Also, just smoke it before you go. You say it's good kush, it's worth it. I've been through airport security stoned, it's not like they're going to do anything as long as you have nothing on you.
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daannnnieel
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or do a couple condoms, so if one breaks you'll just die from there being a lot of latex inside your digestive tract, but the drugs wont spill.
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Bateman
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When a friend of a friend came to visit last winter he was stopped by drug dogs in security because he smelled like weed, so he had to strip completely naked and such, because he had smoked in those jeans the day before, ehehehe.
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Stickity
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It's 3.5 fucking grams. Buy more when you get there.
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SamtheEagle
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You're an idiot. It is 1/8th not the end of the world to trash or just roll 2 blunts and smoke it. Get more there. If you are really that desperate that you have to resort to taking it with you then you should be smart enough to figure out your own way of doing it.
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SamtheEagle
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or soak it in the highest proof alcohol you can find to make a type of tincture then take shots of that
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KravtZ
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lol at pathetic weed smokers. I have smoked my fair share but lets be honest, the fact that you NEED to bring an 1/8 ounce and risk it on a fucking airplane is pretty fucking sad man. Just buy some there im sure its not to hard to find. Or how about you just don't fucking smoke it while your there? Pathetic potheads can't go a day without smoking weed blows my mind. One of the many reasons I have and always will continue to vote down the legalization of weed.
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SamtheEagle
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ya but if they smoke every day and we tax it then the government makes bank
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theBearJew
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OR put it in a condom

tie it off

and

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KRASHED
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Former Border Officer here. There are many ways in which you can be caught, don't ever think that swallowing it or jamming it up your ass will help- there are plenty of people that can tell you likewise.

Essentially getting caught is going to ruin your life of travelling. Some countries will bar you from ever entering, some will make it very difficult for you to get in, and the ones that do let you in will forever search you from head to toe.

It may be time to address why you can't go a little while without weed.
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KravtZ
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Theres no doubt that the HEMP industry has some major profitability potentials...I just don't see weed really taking off as a mainstream drug (ex: alcohol, tobacco,etc). Hemp industry may have well been surpressed by the paper/wood industry idk that documentary some kid said that was what happened.

The amount of people who smoke every day, if it was taxed, would not really make a major difference in our deficit. This is just classic high school kid mentality who really has no idea how the real world works. You want to make a difference with taxes , etc to help our generation? Don't vote for dumbass liberals. America has become a nation of want want want, with the mind set of doing as minimal work as possible in order to get it.

Detroit is a perfect example. A city with extremely low economic diversification, run by black liberals who were voted in on more than likely race, and mega unions which leech off of the city. People retire at 50 and expect to have full pay until they die. Legalizing weed there would do nothing but have everyone running around high off there ass all day, doing no work, and really not making a major difference at all.
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Joebin
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Youd be surprised how big your anus is.
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Wolfgang.
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Make it into brownies or cookies, or you could do what my buddy does and line your boxers and your shoes, half and half. But if you become subject to random search then you're fucked no matter what. Goodluck man.
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SamtheEagle
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Someones getting a little aggressive. Nice work making random and false claimes about me "classic high school kid mentality" . First of all I would argue that marijuana is already a mainstream drug 25 Million americans use weed annually and 14 million use it regularly... Thats pretty big numbers. Yes the taxes from it won't solve the defecit... I never claimed they would, but a combination of that and the decrease in government spending on enforcement and prisons would be beneficial to the US as a whole even if the actual revenue difference is significant. Maybe if you took the time to actually understand political and economic systems you would understand liberal political and economic theory.

I think the problem with the want want want without doing the fair share of work is by the wealthiest americans. They are making money off of having money not from work. How about we start charging the millionaires the same percentage of taxes as the poor? Why should they pay a smaller percentage? Or we could follow a progressive income tax and charge them an even higher percentage because theoretically they have more money to spare. Think that sounds liberal? Well Regan was the one who first implemented it in the US. You clearly have an ignorant view of the poor people when I bet you haven't done an honest day of work in your life. Enjoy mooching off daddy's money

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WVskiing
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This thread is fucking stupid.
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daannnnieel
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That could easily happen to me now that I think about it. I always bust weed up onto my knees and shit or like rest my bowls on my leg before I pack them and most of my shorts/jeans have like a fine layer of washmachine weed in them.
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KravtZ
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Strong assumptions man....

I grew up relatively poor, single mom rasising 3 kids. My dad passed away at a young age. I have been fully supporting myself for years. Been working my entire life. Literally every single thing I own i have bought with my own money. Worked my ass off in college, and got a great wall street job making way more than the average college grad, and on my way to making a lot of money in the future.

Why should we punish those who work hard by making them pay more taxes just to support others who for the most part, dont really work that hard or made some bad choices that led them to live an average life. You want a fair tax system? How about every one is taxed at the same exact rate, whether that be 35, 20, 15 percent or whatever it is. The fact that someone is able to get away with 15% on capital gains i think is pretty awsome. Instead of "punishing" the 1% for being at where they are, Americans should look up to them and aspire to be like them. The bottom line is, for every rich person, there is probably 10 poor people, and that will never change. There will always be loop holes in the system and the current tax system is ridiculously flawed and complicated. Ill be happy paying my 15% on most of my money while the rest of the haters out there continue to hate and slack off
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d00d
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I agree with you soooo much. There better be a fucking story from op by next weeks time.
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50in07
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The second sentence made me want to punch you in the face.
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GEORGEzimmerman
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i take tree on every flight i take. edibles and candies don't show up aas anything on the xray thing so they dont even bother looking they think its just a bag of cookies or something. same goes with checking, hide and conseal the smell and they have no reason to suspect anything. flying high is quite nice
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Dingo69
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Wont microwaving it ruin the weed? Also op i usually smuggle shit taped to the bottom of my foot where the arch is. Works for pills, even the body scanner cant see the bottom of your feet
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daannnnieel
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lol they make you take off and scan your shoes. Works for festivals and stuff though

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BrewskiJr
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Finding weed in Barcelona is easy as hell. Ask around on the beach and you'll find someone in no time. Its not worth the hassle of traveling if you're going to Barca.
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gotti
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thank you sir for telling it to him straight
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Bogs
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or shove it up your ass instead of swallowing it. Either one should work.
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daannnnieel
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i doubt it would do anything.
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Dingo69
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Yeah but they dint make you take off your socks, so ur good if you have it taped under your foot inside your sock. Thats what i meant
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