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Generic Things That Just Dont Cut It

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hendriab
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Lol who cares.

But seriously, I do the dishes at my place, and, weird as it may sound, I cannot stand generic dish soap. No lie, Dawn just takes the cake. Its better.

This wrestler I used to work with would always make the biggest deal out of Oreos, and how off-brand cream stuffed chocolate cookies just wouldnt cut it. I dunno.

Anyone have any other products that simply must be brand name!? Im literally dying to know...
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paige.
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Truth. It's the only cereal I buy. The marshmellow ratio is far higher.
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ForeverYung
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Do this, then mix it with mango juice. It's pretty much all I have been drinking this summer
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Huck_Norris
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She's not lying, it's fucking awesome tea and you don't have to do shit.
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El_Barto.
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Cheese. Tillamook or GTFO
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saskskier
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The place I was staying in Germany got and off brand called Nutoka. It was so much better than Nutella. It wasn't quite as sweet and was a little more 'hazelnutty'.
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Caucasian_Asian
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Kirkland tequila is great.  The GF says their vodka is pretty good too.
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timC
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Kirkland Vodka us rebranded Grey goose. You can get $30 half gals of it, great stuff.
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timC
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Utah Costco can't sell liquer cause of dem damn Mormons running the state though :(
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GayWolf420
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You can't buy liquor in any place besides liquor stores. Why would costco be an exception?
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YoungJ
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Just saying the generic nutty bars are way better than the original
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snowdon
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Generic tampons are the devil
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hendriab
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this might be a bit off topic, but I am not a fan of purchasing like generic, roundy's (or insert Grocery store brand here) brand meat for like, a dollar a pound. Call me hippie, health freak, whatever, but I cannot imagine what sort of tactics companies use to raise chicken and pork at $1 a pound, or ground chuck for $1.50. Has to be so awful.

I think grass fed products raised responsibly simply taste better, and believe have a higher nutrition content. it doesnt bother me to pay $4-5 bucks a pound for a fryer or ground beef.
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Eleidecker
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The generic Walmart brand pizza pops, dirt nasty.
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JeremyB
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Oh, never heard of that, cool!
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Ribss.
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Generic paper towels and toilet paper are just rough.
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act.resist
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That...is a very good point.
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joshc97
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Mac n' cheese. If it ain't Kraft, it's shit
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Sno.
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Did someone already say razors? If not...razors. No pun intended.

Also, generic soda, and a lot of cheap hard alcohol.

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seward
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catsup.

if you didnt bring heinz then you best gtfo
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snwbrdmilf
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better than Kraft, AND Annies.

Yeah, I said it.

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Huck_Norris
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Kraft is shit.

It's true.
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Chubz.
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the generic fruity pebbles that come in the big bags are fucking bomb
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Ribss.
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Better than annies!?!?! You must be trippin.
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hendriab
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made me lol for some reason
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corona
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yea man, those shitty generic no-name crescent rolls they call 'croissants' they sell at bakeries just suck compared to Pillsbury ones.
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Mag
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Dollar store condoms, according to my father.
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corona
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trust him on that one. it's why you're here.
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Mag
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Haha that's not actually the joke I was meaning with that one, but I guess that works too
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pmw
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good job scientist, i think you got the joke
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stickski
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This. except it's ketchup. says so on the bottle
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SamtheEagle
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generic malaria meds give me weird ass dreams and hallucinations when the regular stuff doesnt... werid as fuck
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Benson.
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Generic cola sucks fucking dick. Coca Cola ftw
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Chubz.
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act.resist
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most peanut butter is. but its more like hydrogenated sludge
12 years ago
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Clameltoe
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Western family is the shit I love it!!
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Heart
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HRGGGHHHH. I hadn't tried Annie's until a couple weeks ago... needless to say I will never be going back to Kraft or Kirkland signature.
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Turkelton
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Don't talk shit on Kraft

My Dad works there
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