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Drunk Goggles Question

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CousinEddie
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I know that drunk goggles are usually used to show kids what its like to be drunk, but my friend told me they were originally invented to help drunk people function normally. In other words, the drunk goggles cancel out the drunk and you can walk fine.

Is this true, and if so, could a drunk driver who got pulled over fool the cop by wearing drunk goggles?
Jul 12 2013 12:55PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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are you a fucking idiot?
Jul 12 2013 12:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
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This has got to be the dumbest question I've seen,
"No, officer. I'm not drunk, I'm just on my way to a swim meet!"
Jul 12 2013 12:57PM
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Spinoza
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hes actually right. its just like underwater goggles: they make you see normally again
Jul 12 2013 12:58PM
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Stose
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I think they would make being drunk even worse. All they really do is you'll see things a couple feet to the side of where they actually are, and I think it angles what you're seeing too.
Jul 12 2013 12:59PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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are you fucking a idiot?
Jul 12 2013 1:00PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I could use a pair. Link? How do I get them as a prescription so they can be on my DL?
Jul 12 2013 1:01PM
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Spinoza
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i recommend the 6 pack, its great value
Jul 12 2013 1:05PM
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CousinEddie
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Bump
Jul 22 2013 6:35PM
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JAHpow
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Bahahaha that was perfect
Jul 22 2013 6:36PM
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timmi
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This is the most brilliantly idiotic question Ive ever heard. Kudos my friend.
Jul 22 2013 7:26PM
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Wolfgang.
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Drunk goggles don't do shit.


Jul 22 2013 8:42PM
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daannnnieel
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I've worn them while I was drunk. It was a bad experience and I almost knocked my self out.
Jul 22 2013 8:46PM
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t_rob
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Which one do bulimics wear to puke violently and uncontrollably?
Jul 22 2013 9:14PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
I was also wondering, did the aztecs really invent the sun or is that just a myth?
Jul 22 2013 10:32PM
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SFB
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they 110% did invent the sun. no myth.
Jul 22 2013 10:48PM
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Dingo69
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Fucking!
Jul 23 2013 12:11AM
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Rachy
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I want a pair of these for when my friends come skiing.. pretend that's what we wear. Could be amazing.
Jul 23 2013 12:19AM
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