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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
pic/quote
Nov 22 2004 5:49PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
constapation and wisdom teeth thread, tubgirl, hot chick thread





Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.



Logic Headware
Nov 22 2004 5:51PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
well.....not famous but i love it so funny
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Bush/Cheney '04


my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
-lateralis


Nov 22 2004 5:54PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i put on my robe and wizard hat











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 22 2004 5:59PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
does anyone remember the thread that had a movie with all the nerds playing this dungeons and dragons game with one guy yelling LIGHTNING BOLT that was for sure the best
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 22 2004 6:02PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah i remember that

they owned thread is pretty new but still the greatest thing ever



'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'
- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
-freeze_pooter
Nov 22 2004 6:08PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
Hot girls thread, come on now

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 22 2004 6:09PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
i was going to say that, but also the most beautiful female jibber thread, which is forever cursed to never make it back to the front page
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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
Nov 22 2004 6:17PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
I like the two posts with the two flash vids of the fat kid shakin and the storm trooper pelvic thrustin



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Nov 22 2004 6:50PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
IN THE BUTT, hot girls, robe and wizards hat

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
Nov 22 2004 6:58PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
what kinda of skis should i get?? thread



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 22 2004 7:04PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT
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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 22 2004 7:06PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
definitely the robe and wizard hat thread...unreal

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Nov 22 2004 7:09PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
def the owned



dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7
'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
Nov 22 2004 7:09PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
hmm huge toss up, I put on my robe and wizard hat is definatley key. In the butt is great, there will be many

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
Nov 22 2004 7:15PM
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this one
Nov 22 2004 8:15PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
in da butt. it showed everyone how almost every girl on here is like a tampon in use. stuck up cunt
Nov 22 2004 8:18PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Most Def. the Wizard and Robe

i fucking died laughing
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Does it teleport?
Nov 22 2004 8:37PM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
the pwn3d threadl, fo sho, i'm cocked

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispypart2.wmv
Nov 22 2004 9:20PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
dg101 that was mine!!! o yeah
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Nov 22 2004 9:24PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
like 14 months ago, one of my first posts was about how i didn't think any of the pro jibbers could really ski big mountain...i still get shit for it and i have completely eaten my own words on that one.




'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.
Nov 22 2004 9:24PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
the great Wisdom Teeth/ Constipation Epics by Alpentalik will remain in my memory forever.


watching fox news for politics is like trying to jack off to the view. -asac

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

Nov 22 2004 9:37PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
owned was awesome.
Nov 22 2004 9:59PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
ALLL MINE
Nov 22 2004 10:03PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
the puberty one was fuckin funny as hell. and the thong thread









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Still no snow on the east coast.



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Nov 22 2004 10:06PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
How can you all forget the one about the kid who was getting a penis reduction sergery?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 22 2004 10:15PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
owned, i laugh at it all the time!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 22 2004 10:17PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
owned
newschoolers.com: safe, clean fun for the entire family



im backing the log jibs
Nov 22 2004 10:20PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
MOCK!
Nov 22 2004 10:29PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
ING!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 22 2004 10:30PM
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bula
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
the ^person above me thread
Nov 22 2004 10:33PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
BIRD!




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 22 2004 11:04PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
EMO-4EVERs trends
Nov 22 2004 11:06PM
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pajibber
Posts: 614 - Karma: 42
I know that all the old members of the site will know the original famous post. It was started by a man by the name of bulgarian freestyler. You should all know what I am talking about.

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Nov 23 2004 12:05AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Any of Lats are good!




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 23 2004 12:11AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
The 'Who is the hottest female skier' thread before 'post a picture of a hot girl' came out. And wisdom teeth and constipation. Ahh, the memories remain.
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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Nov 23 2004 12:37AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
definetly the fat kid shakin'.
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Nov 23 2004 8:03AM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
I put on my robe and a wizard hat...

'now you can't see bitch!' LMAO









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
Nov 23 2004 8:59AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
my first thread. the one one about how snowboarding is harder than skiing.
Nov 23 2004 10:25AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
how should i mount my public enemys?...there has to be at least a hundred of that post




Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Nov 23 2004 1:47PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
hahaha yess, the one about the guy who wanted the cock reduction...there was some good masturbation threads too
Nov 23 2004 1:51PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
YEAH

no GW hall of fame? poo.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.



once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Nov 23 2004 1:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
GW's are many many threads though, not just one single post. They should be alltogether...
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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Nov 23 2004 2:14PM
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punk_rider
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'i'm the best skier of the history' - myself

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Nov 23 2004 2:20PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Speaking of GW's...
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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Nov 23 2004 2:45PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
OWNED is probobly the funniest thing ive come across in a while





potato guns are the shit
Nov 23 2004 3:02PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
is the dungeon and dragons video still here, link?


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Nov 23 2004 3:24PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
robe and wizards hat?

Nov 23 2004 4:41PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
HOLY SHIT! the guy who said 'this one' has no user name!!! ITS THE ALIEN! take out your sporks everyone!!!!aaahhhhh



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Nov 23 2004 4:47PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
fuck! i dont even see him! i dont see the post GET OUT THE SPORKS I REPEAT GET OUT THE SPORKS
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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 23 2004 5:18PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
owned (next page?)



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 23 2004 5:23PM
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