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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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fries
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devils cabbage is killing all of you!!!1!!11!!!

be warned there are no weeds in the lake of fire that aw8ts you in hell!
9 years ago
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Titus69
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Not_GoodTwo week long T-breaks and first time smoking again hit me way harder than I thought it would


I should probaby do a break that long and save up for like a half or a zip. I only do like 2-3 day breaks but its been a while.
9 years ago
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.SHAGGY.
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yeah saved up over an ounce of "kief" from the bottom of my grinder no joke
9 years ago
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.SHAGGY.
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.SHAGGY.yeah saved up over an ounce of "kief" from the bottom of my grinder no joke


4 shot glasses full of crystal
9 years ago
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firecrotch
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.SHAGGY.yeah saved up over an ounce of "kief" from the bottom of my grinder no joke


props
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.SHAGGY.
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also dont roll joints with straight crystal they burn like shit
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Titus69
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.SHAGGY.yeah saved up over an ounce of "kief" from the bottom of my grinder no joke


.SHAGGY.also dont roll joints with straight crystal they burn like shit


yeah no dont roll with pure kief, just roll the finished doobie in kief. I wanna see a pic of this shit I mean Ive seen some big kief piles in friends grinders but damn, my grinder usually just collects it in the cracks of the bud chamber so I usually scrape it into the kief catch but I have enough to make a bowl very harsh with kief but I gotta save it
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.SHAGGY.
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Titus69yeah no dont roll with pure kief, just roll the finished doobie in kief. I wanna see a pic of this shit I mean Ive seen some big kief piles in friends grinders but damn, my grinder usually just collects it in the cracks of the bud chamber so I usually scrape it into the kief catch but I have enough to make a bowl very harsh with kief but I gotta save it


i usually just mix it in with my ground up bud
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Titus69
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1/6 times Ive used a vape I got stoned, really stoned but now every time I vape at least with my friends specific one, I dont feel really anything even after 6 or 7 long pulls.
9 years ago
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Rparr
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Titus691/6 times Ive used a vape I got stoned, really stoned but now every time I vape at least with my friends specific one, I dont feel really anything even after 6 or 7 long pulls.


I fucking hate vapes, they don't do it for me
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Titus69
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RparrI fucking hate vapes, they don't do it for me


It sucks, but when I first smoked a vape I got cooked for the first time so it was in my smoke every Friday and Saturday night tolerance phase, not my smoke almost or everyday current tolerance. Regardless, spoon pipes, dugouts...whatever doesnt really do it anymore. Like a month ago we smoked my buddies little $8 wooden bowl, got me to a good stone but nothing crazy. So if I ski stoned I either need a big doobie or repack my dugout a lot. All my friends are like that too so...
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No.Quarter
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I'm fuckin blazed off this edible and I'm at Home Depot trying to buy wood for a dope ass ski rack but it's move in week here and the line is nuts.
9 years ago
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Titus69
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Whenever my mom asks if I am or was stoned she always says "high" in any context of pot discussion and never says baked, stoned etc. always "high" and it always pisses me off.
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I'm cruising all over Bozeman on my mountain bike at night touring all of my smoke spots. Now I'm chillin by a creek. Solid night
9 years ago
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Titus69
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Did you do it? For night time riding, flowers the best, if youre gonna bike on shrooms do it on a nice day when its sunny and warm/cool and in a safe area. Plus at midnight you wouldve started feeling it around 1am. Have fun if you still have them, I gotta try em again.
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Titus69
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sounds like a good ass time. i did them in my friends basement at night and it worked for an hour, shit was wavey, the closet doors wood pattern was pulsating. the same 2 friends did them on a cloudy day, I just smoked then drove them around and they loved it, coulda picked a better day.


Just ripped some bongs and some dabs, feelin stoned for sure, parents are gone for at least another hour I hope, so some more fun in between.
9 years ago
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clorox
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I'm not just seeing in 3D, i'm FEELIN in 3D.
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Titus69
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Asking my dad what a pin for door knob is "its a poker for your bong"

Hes seen my plastic one like 5 months ago but I guess hes heard my 2 glass pieces bubbling at night outside. Im assuming neither parent will be shocked that I have a bong but maybe even though its like 15" or less theyll still think it just makes me fucked up.
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Titus69
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I came home at like 830am from after prom on mothers day Sunday, didnt care but since it was a 2 hour hungover drive after 2 hours of sleep, just ripped bongs in the garage and then cooked with my dad a bit for my mom. My friends get creative with pasta and chicken and shit meanwhile I can make eggs and nothing more advanced. Smoking early is always so nice but I burn through so much in a day from it if Im not out a majority of the day.
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Titus69
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First, either my concentrate isn't very potent or I have a tolerance even though I've dabbed a few times over like 2 weeks. I don't feel it for more than an hour. Second, idk if I'm "dabbing" wrong, I use the butane torch for like 15-30 seconds at most on our glass banger, put a tic tac sized glob in there, maybe stir it around but I just never know when to carb cap it, my friends and I never get milky rips. I'm hoping to get my own Quartz banger and a metal not glass dabber, if I can afford it a torch too but I have a prop one and know to not heat it for a while. Any advice please help
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-MK-
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Titus69First, either my concentrate isn't very potent or I have a tolerance even though I've dabbed a few times over like 2 weeks. I don't feel it for more than an hour. Second, idk if I'm "dabbing" wrong, I use the butane torch for like 15-30 seconds at most on our glass banger, put a tic tac sized glob in there, maybe stir it around but I just never know when to carb cap it, my friends and I never get milky rips. I'm hoping to get my own Quartz banger and a metal not glass dabber, if I can afford it a torch too but I have a prop one and know to not heat it for a while. Any advice please help


Get a ti or a certain nail. And carb it as soon as you can.
9 years ago
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Titus69
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-MK-Get a ti or a certain nail. And carb it as soon as you can.


Well my friend has all our rig stuff I have a spare little percd piece in gonna get a Quartz banger for, his is glass. I took like an air soft bb sized one last night and I heated it for like 10-15 seconds since it was used like 50 seconds earlier. Everytime I cap it nothing really happens, if I stir the glob around a bit it'll milk up every couple stirs but none of us have gotten big rips yet.

Next time I'm just gonna heat it nice n hot, (do I just drop it on the banger or stir around?) then just cap it and see.
We always find ourselves saying "did I do that right?" Or "did I even get anything?"
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-MK-
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Titus69Well my friend has all our rig stuff I have a spare little percd piece in gonna get a Quartz banger for, his is glass. I took like an air soft bb sized one last night and I heated it for like 10-15 seconds since it was used like 50 seconds earlier. Everytime I cap it nothing really happens, if I stir the glob around a bit it'll milk up every couple stirs but none of us have gotten big rips yet.

Next time I'm just gonna heat it nice n hot, (do I just drop it on the banger or stir around?) then just cap it and see.
We always find ourselves saying "did I do that right?" Or "did I even get anything?"


Is there a lot of excess oil in the nail afterwards? That happens with glasses bangers a lot, that's why I don't like them. They're a waste.

If there's excess it means hotter.
And if there's not, you're just not taking big enough dabs lol.
9 years ago
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John18_6
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Went astro travelin and slept overnight on a beach to close out the summer. 11/10 would highly recommend.
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Titus69
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-MK-Is there a lot of excess oil in the nail afterwards? That happens with glasses bangers a lot, that's why I don't like them. They're a waste.

If there's excess it means hotter.
And if there's not, you're just not taking big enough dabs lol.




Yes, whenever we'd re torch it last night it would smoke a good amount for a few seconds. My friend took care of all the gear stuff so I browsed the store while he and the employee got it all. The piece he chose was a showerhead perc bubbler for flower and its fine but its cheap and I dont think he knew what he shouldve been looking for. I think the lady working thought we were going super cheap on it so she showed my friend a glass banger, glass dabber with carb cab attached (itll break soon) and a decent torch, it ran out on us last night before a pretty big dab but my friend just took it without asking about other materials to use. Im just gonna get a better torch, quartz banger and the dabber and cap for my spare piece Im now dedicating for concentrates unless my big piece breaks.
9 years ago
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Blindsurfer
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weed lol
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-MK-
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Titus69Yes, whenever we'd re torch it last night it would smoke a good amount for a few seconds. My friend took care of all the gear stuff so I browsed the store while he and the employee got it all. The piece he chose was a showerhead perc bubbler for flower and its fine but its cheap and I dont think he knew what he shouldve been looking for. I think the lady working thought we were going super cheap on it so she showed my friend a glass banger, glass dabber with carb cab attached (itll break soon) and a decent torch, it ran out on us last night before a pretty big dab but my friend just took it without asking about other materials to use. Im just gonna get a better torch, quartz banger and the dabber and cap for my spare piece Im now dedicating for concentrates unless my big piece breaks.


I wouldn't go glass, unless you care about flavor, over getting the most cannibinoids
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Titus69
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-MK-I wouldn't go glass, unless you care about flavor, over getting the most cannibinoids


I'm assuming you mean don't get a glass banger, I wouldn't.
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-MK-
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Titus69I'm assuming you mean don't get a glass banger, I wouldn't.


Quartz is going to be the same. You'll get quality over quantity. Ti and ceramic are the way to go.
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Titus69
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-MK-Quartz is going to be the same. You'll get quality over quantity. Ti and ceramic are the way to go.


I'll look into titanium, just don't wanna spend a fuck ton right now. Most durable for sure I'd assume
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Titus69
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Yeah last 2 eighths were both mostly killed in 2 days but it's cause I didn't have work so it was like all day, I'm not waiting to work so I can not be dry, the wax I get isnt crazy but it's still. I think it's $45 for 2g...I can't wait to be 21, I should be out west by then, I saw all the beautiful shops calling my name on the highway when I was at copper in April but sadly I was with a parent who wouldn't but me pot even if it was an edible
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Rparr
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-MK-Quartz is going to be the same. You'll get quality over quantity. Ti and ceramic are the way to go.


what's your reasoning for ti > quartz?

I have both a classic ti nail and a modified quartz banger and I like the banger infinitely more. My hits are cleaner and I have it down so well that it leaves almost no residue on the nail. I can still fry myself with huge dabs
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Titus69
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Rparrwhat's your reasoning for ti > quartz?

I have both a classic ti nail and a modified quartz banger and I like the banger infinitely more. My hits are cleaner and I have it down so well that it leaves almost no residue on the nail. I can still fry myself with huge dabs



I feel like with quartz you can put globs in but with Ti I feel like it needs to be a worm dab or itll get messy.
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Titus69I'll look into titanium, just don't wanna spend a fuck ton right now. Most durable for sure I'd assume


It will heat up better and you won't be wasting oil, like it sounds you are. A ti nail is only like $10+
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Titus69
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-MK-It will heat up better and you won't be wasting oil, like it sounds you are. A ti nail is only like $10+


I'll consider if, maybe have one of each. I'm assuming I can get one with a male joint.
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Dude... Gazelles are so majestic...


you right !
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littleman34
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does anyone ever roll joints but baptizes them too much? Then they just dont burn well. It happened to me again yesterday and I was pissed. I wanted to finish the joint so I had to set up my bong to smoke the remainder in.

Luckily today I made up for it with a nice fatty with a gram of hash in it. which made me pretty happy, and stoned
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Titus69
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past 2 nights Ive been taking hours to fall asleep and wouldnt stay asleep, 2 big bong rips and 2 hours later and Im asleep in minutes and even slept deep enough to turn my alarm off 10 minutes late. best sleep aid ever
9 years ago
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Not_Good
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Summer's almost up and everybody is smoking everything they got.
9 years ago
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_Jeffrey_
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Has anyone ever tried marijuana infused ice-cream?
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Negromancer
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What's the ratio of spliff and mole smokers to straight smokers here?

Good weed + Port Royal Rum and Wine = best spliff.
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Titus69
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HarambeWhat's the ratio of spliff and mole smokers to straight smokers here?

Good weed + Port Royal Rum and Wine = best spliff.



Ive smoked a spliff before, it was pretty gnarly off one big rip but I prefer not to, no moles but a spliff with like 30% tobacco is a no go for me. Pretty strictly a flower person.
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No.Quarter
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HarambeWhat's the ratio of spliff and mole smokers to straight smokers here?

Good weed + Port Royal Rum and Wine = best spliff.


I've been packing bowls with bud, then pressed chop-keif, then a glob of shatter, then a layer of chop. Mighty tasty.

I've been rolling a lot of spliffs this summer, but once I run out I'm not buying tobe anymore
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daannnnieel
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NegromancerWhat's the ratio of spliff and mole smokers to straight smokers here?

Good weed + Port Royal Rum and Wine = best spliff.


No.QuarterI've been packing bowls with bud, then pressed chop-keif, then a glob of shatter, then a layer of chop. Mighty tasty.

I've been rolling a lot of spliffs this summer, but once I run out I'm not buying tobe anymore


back when I smoked spliffs I almost got caught at school with a twaxed cigarette I was smoking at lunch. Not as high as you could get off the amount of oil that went into it but still got you pretty cooked. Never been a fan of cigar tobacco, I like blunts a lot though.
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Titus69
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sooo I think some of my recent bag was moldy, looked around forums and toward the inside like against the stem was a purple/black fuzz and I also some typical white crumb mold along with some cobweb type shit, salvaged some of it but lost like .6-.8g's. Idk it just sketched me out, couldve gotten moldy in my jar that I leave in my garage in the outdoor temps. I got a decent amount of kief from a slice so thats cool.
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