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CoC poaching

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skisalot111
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ok so my friends and i just got off a great week at Windells and we r planning on driving up to whistler for a couple of days to shred their public park for fun, we wanna see if we can get into CoC a bit bcuz we got sum friends at their pro camp. does anyone have experience with getting into their camp without a pass (i was a camper years ago). i know ken was dick last year and posted sum kid on facebook who poached them, i really dont give a fuck if i get caught ( all they can really do is ban me) i just wanna shred their park sooo badly.

any poaching tips would be great
Jun 25 2013 2:02AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Walk in nonchalantly and you won't be caught. Just blend in.
Jun 25 2013 2:04AM
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roddy116
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you were at windells? i was the guy in the tan pants and the orange helmet.
Jun 25 2013 2:05AM
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dan1080
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definitely continue to openly ask on NS about poaching their camp
Jun 25 2013 2:05AM
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Chubz.
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Youre going to get caught so fucking fast.
Jun 25 2013 2:06AM
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Chubz.
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Oh and inb4 coc posts
Jun 25 2013 2:07AM
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SterlingArcher
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You're obviously fucking intelligent.
Jun 25 2013 2:10AM
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50Kal
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If you have to ask how to poach you probably shouldn't cause your too stupid to figure it out on your own.
Jun 25 2013 2:14AM
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skisalot111
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i know how to poach.... i was a camper there a few years ago and saw ppl do it all the time. i am just wondering if anyone has done it in the lately? or if the areas where they check passes have changed
Jun 25 2013 2:16AM
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SterlingArcher
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What will you be wearing when you poach??

(so that I can wave to you)
Jun 25 2013 2:18AM
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skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 157
trew bro
Jun 25 2013 2:37AM
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skiierman
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Obviously you need a distraction so you can duck the rope while everyone else is noodle-neckin'.



Kill a camper. They're just spoiled little shits anyways.
Jun 25 2013 11:11AM
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gusestomp
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I hope you get caught..
Jun 25 2013 11:25AM
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skibum_mark
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Big Benny will catch ya.

Its pretty small this year so it would be even easier to distinguish poachers.
Jun 25 2013 12:05PM
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JonasJuhler
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Threads for when CoC posts
Jun 25 2013 12:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
buy one of those obnoxious coc hoodies
Jun 25 2013 12:59PM
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BlakeG
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suck some dick and you can get in 4 freez
Jun 25 2013 1:01PM
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norton.
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forsure will get caught. Last summer i went and they have a guy sit at the entrance and check wrist bands for park access. you could make your own but they change the colours of the bracelet weekly
Jun 25 2013 1:25PM
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250r
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haha it used to be so much easier when they had their own rope tow. If you got into the park once you could ride it all day if you wanted to. Now its pretty hard, unless you manage to get in once and then just hike the whole time. Theyre always checking passes so the best way is if you have a group of like 4 or 5 friends that are actually going to coc, is to get them to make a circle around you when you ski in. By the way momentum is typically even harder even though they dont check passes. You can just get on the t bar over there and already get called out.
Jun 25 2013 2:20PM
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Jun 25 2013 2:24PM
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skisalot111
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im going to go for it anyways, my friends want to see whistler so... i will have some friends at CoC during the time im going so ill try to stick with them
Jun 25 2013 2:42PM
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BBurt
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You're a special kind of stupid aren't you
Jun 25 2013 3:06PM
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Ribss.
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Don't steal other peoples icon it makes you look like a 12 year old douche nozzle, which you clearly are.
Jun 25 2013 3:21PM
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skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 157
i made this icon.....

u jelly bro?
Jun 25 2013 3:27PM
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Jibberino
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I really hope you get caught.
Jun 25 2013 3:59PM
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J_MAC
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you guys are all idiots, this guy posting about this isnt going to make any more or less likely hel get caught and hes not really being stupid for trying to get information. There are hundredds of kids who poach coc, and every camp on the glacier for that matter and believe me, most of them get caught at some point. You just have to weigh the risk, you cant lose anything by getting caught, but the skiing experience altogether is slightly ruined by the fact that your always paranoid about getting caught, so is it really worth it. This kid is however an idiot because he is ruining it for other people who dont bring so much attention to themselves by posting their ilicit activities for the world to take notice, if anything by doing this is just going to make them aware and want to tighten up security. So to those who poach... shut the fuck up about it and dont ruin it for the rest, to op i can understand how you would b curious and this would seem like the best place for answers, but its not, this information is to be gained through private conversation
Jun 25 2013 4:21PM
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skisalot111
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hey fuck you asshole i am not ruining anything u dumbass, this thread is kind of a joke. yes i will be poaching, but most things ppl say on here don't even relate to the topic. I was just wondering if anyone has poached recently or has experience doing it at CoC. I was a camper at CoC years back so i know where how they operate and ive seen a ton of kids do it.

i know ken was a dick to one poacher last year and posted all his personal info on the coc fb page.
Jun 25 2013 4:38PM
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Backyard.Skier
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your actually a moron and i hope you get caught so i can see your face posted all over their fb page.
Jun 25 2013 4:40PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
why don't you just have mommy and daddy send you to camp there next year? Then you don't have to flood newschoolers with your fucking shitty ass threads about ski camps.
Jun 25 2013 5:07PM
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skisalot111
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cuz imma be poaching dat shit in a week boiiiii. look out imma be that kid wearing trew throwin down n poaching lines
Jun 25 2013 5:55PM
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snakerton
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pics or it didnt happen
Jun 25 2013 6:07PM
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Kreech
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*facepalm* at this whole thread
Jun 25 2013 6:08PM
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GayWolf420
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Sent this thread to COC. You're fucked bro.
Jun 25 2013 6:09PM
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Matthew_Denham
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Good job, now they know what to look for aswell. You really do seem even dumber every time you post. I can't wait to hear about you getting caught.
Jun 25 2013 6:11PM
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t_rob
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I'm going to be there too. Post pics of your suit so it'll be easier to find you so we can meet up.
Jun 25 2013 6:23PM
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Balbertt
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Threads for when Cock comes
Jun 25 2013 6:24PM
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CashmereCat
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Inb4 coc
Jun 25 2013 6:30PM
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3000
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Says the man that wants to poach windells
Jun 25 2013 6:37PM
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Balbertt
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yeah I like calling it Cock, because its how I read it in threads haha.. CoC, Cock.
Jun 25 2013 6:49PM
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SterlingArcher
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Thread is destined for lawls
Jun 25 2013 7:01PM
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gravel
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in beef or see oh see comes.
Jun 25 2013 7:48PM
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Inline.
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Threads
Jun 25 2013 7:50PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Inb4 OP gets tazored and urinated on by CoC employees
Jun 25 2013 7:52PM
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Matt_Rossi
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It's pretty fucking hard to get passed that tent with the guards there who check your wristband. People pay a lot of money for that camp, I've saved my money for a couple years and I was lucky enough to go two years ago. Respect the people who have to pay a shit ton of their own money and just go shred in the public lane, with any luck you could hitch a ride up the tbar with a coach or a digger and they may let you in, but other than that stay out and have fun fun in Whistler, that place is unbelievably awesome
Jun 25 2013 8:15PM
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Balto
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Don't they have someone at the top of their lane checking people as they come in off the t-bar? They did last time I was up on the glacier
Jun 25 2013 8:37PM
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assface
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just piss in the P2P gondola and you'll get a free COC session
Jun 25 2013 8:46PM
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deletemeNSisgay
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Ugh. I hope OP becomes sterile so his faggot genes don't enter the gene pool.
Jun 25 2013 9:05PM
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BigScaryLarry
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cock poacher
Jun 25 2013 9:24PM
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